A plate who got evicted sleeps over and for whatever female "reason" she was being fucking annoying. I called her out on her shitty behavior and told her she needed to behave and be thankful for the favor I'm doing her or GTFO. Her jaw dropped and said "well by now you should know how to deal with me, if you don't you need to learn" in that bitchy tone we all know. I looked her dead in the eye and after the silence got her to feel awkward I told her "I am dealing with you... What did you think I was doing when I told you to behave or GTFO?" She just stood there with that shelter puppy face waiting for me to crack, after a couple seconds she said in a low tone "oh..."
We had anal sex for the first time that night and next morning I was woken up by a blowjob. When I got off the shower she had breakfast waiting for me. She even went as far as to inform me of how much protein and fats were in my eggs "so you keep your macros thingy in check"
P.S: Thanks for adding the flair for me, mods.