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[–]Karmatsocheff 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I worked security in college. My favorite was working a raconteurs concert. This way post wall lady begged to get back stage to meet jack white. Her final offer was "I'll show you my tits, they aren't that good but you can see them". The very next line was "I'm not a groupy". It was funny but overall very sad and pathetic.

[–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is why I love doing security or hosting for rappers the most.

Rap groupies know who and what they are. They never pretend.

[–]gt35r 84 points85 points  (31 children)

|Awful, incredibly famous DJs. He's pretending to do shit but really he pressed play and is just making gestures for the crowd.

You could have just said Avicii.

Great story, that's something I actually deal with in IT (as silly as it sounds). The really pretty clients that we have think I'm supposed to drop everything I'm doing because their non emergency issue is going on. I let them know we go by que order of our tickets and priority. If there's something a woman doesn't like it's being told they are not your main priority.

[–]arrayay 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Que is the Spanish word for "what".

Cue is a stage direction.

Queue is an ordered list.

[–]Involution88 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Cue!

Que Queue?

QQ!?!

The IT department must be playing wargames yet again.

[–]Gmun23 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Made me giggle like a little girl, your a eval genius.

[–]Involution88 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tips fedora M'lady, no true genius uses eval ever.

[–]SeekingTheWay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a story when I was arguing with my friend (we're both skilled in programming) and I was stating that after a bottle of vodka, I can still code. He told me to prove it by coding a simple calculator. I got to my laptop and literally after 3 minutes I returned to him saying I am done.

I have done it in PHP so there was a browser with single input field and a "GO" button next to it. He entered 5*5, it printed out 25. He entered 2+199, it printed out 201. He was like "WTF? How the hell did you do it so fast?!". Then he looked at the source code, which simply read the input, evaled it and put the result into a variable and then easily printed out the value of that variable.

He looked at me, amused, saying "SeekingTheWay, this isn't a calculator - this is EVERYTHING!" :D

[–]gt35r 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You are not far from the truth, I've always typed it as que as well do others around here. That's no excuse though I'll be sure to spell it out completely so nobody thinks that I'm having trouble hearing them.

[–]gt35r -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I'm well aware, I shortened it for the sake of just typing out a quick response. Thank you for the english lesson though.

[–]arrayay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you didn't type out a quick response. Why would you randomly shorten only one word in your entire post?

[–]kneeonbelly 38 points39 points  (17 children)

Now, now. It could have been Tiësto.

[–]NoLongerSisyphus 77 points78 points  (8 children)

Adding the dots over the 'e' , that's commitment.

[–]Nerf_Circus 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It's called an diaeresis(idk) or an umlaut(Germanic languages)

[–]MightyTaint 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We speak American here son

[–]frameintegrity 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sure sure, it's over a vowel, but it's no Heavy Metal Umlaut with some R'lyehian, it could have been "T͌͌͜i͌͌e͌͌s̈͌ ͌͜ẗ ͌o͌"

Shrug. The bloom was off Daft Punk when I listened to their "live" recordings from venues. Yes, pretty much press "play." IDM has lost its bloom to me.

[–]fortifiedoranges 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The sad part is Daft Punk is one of the few electronic acts that actually mixes live, even though they have a set list. The Prodigy was another band like that.

[–]frameintegrity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make it until you can fake it. :)

[–]nnniiiccckkk1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have seen him twice, and both times his set fell apart, the music stopped and he had to restart.

I had never seen anything like it before....

[–]jolly--roger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he's not new though. my bet is avicii too.

[–]optimates -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Fun fact: Tiesto tried to get in the dj club of my fraternity, but he was rejected, because he sucked.

[–]forgetful_storytellr 15 points16 points  (1 child)

He did something right though, didn't he?

[–]janizary 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He sucked, the right producer.

[–]RecQuery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've seen some IT guys run the second a pretty girl has a minor problem even if there's something major like a site or core server failure.

It's so bloody predictable:

  1. Pretty girl has a problem, ignores official procedure and reports in person.
  2. Flirts, pretends to be friendly or shows interest in the most hopeless IT guy she can find.
  3. Once problem is fixed immediately stops talking to IT guy and will never notice him until there's another problem.

No matter how many times this happens, even to the same people they continue to run around like serfs.

[–]sciencefacts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Avicii isn't touring now or yesterday. "Health" issues

[–]2asd1100 46 points47 points  (9 children)

Yeah. If you want cheap and easy hot pussy work in a club. There is no more perfect allegory for the matrix: men playing competing for women, women having complete control and the alphas just cashing in on the pathetic race to the bottom pussy, the pussy that doesn't get picked up until closing time.

For young men: working at the bar, or as a bouncer in a resort during the summer is the greatest red pill internship you can hope for. It's a must do.

[–]Science_isthenewcool 15 points16 points  (2 children)

When I was 18, I worked as a barman in a strip club for women in the red light district that had topless waiters. I just had to wear a tight t shirt and pants behind the bar but was asked to waiter for extra cash on my nights off the bar. I declined because I was working 2 other jobs (and I was still relatively naiive and idealistic) but oh my fucking god... my blue pill eyes were opened so fast.

I was brought up to respect women, these madonnas and bastions of virtue. I'd never seen anything like it. I got offered sex more than 10 times on my first shift. I was shocked. The topless waiters got laid a minimum of once a shift, security too. Hens nights were the worst, the absolute worst, it was disgusting.

The women turned into caricatures; sex obsessed/starved succubi around midnight, it was appalling how thirsty they were after a couple of strip shows, the uglier they were, the more desperately they wanted your cock. I was shocked at first, like nothing I'd seen before in real life. I remembered having to work to pull tail in high school and then BAM, it was being offered on a silver platter with a side serve of dirty/freaky on a nightly basis. I was surprised that the older 30-35+ women were much worse than the younger ones, however now with years of experience it all makes so much sense, the wall.

[–]2asd1100 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not that is a much fairer environment.

In most dating pools(clubs, bars or even online dating) men never get to see the woman for what she is, the only card they have: being interested in having sex with a woman, is basically sacrificied at the start by the traditional : it's a man's job to do the aproach. From that point on, he has literally no control over the interaction, he is trapped in entertainment mode, in a highly competitive enviroment, with loud music, a lot of distractions, most of the time alcohol and highly physical and stimulating enviroment.

The whole thing is basically a huge shit test, but one where words are rendered almost useless and women are drowning in male validation, their outcome independence and abundance mentality is maxed out. It is not by chance that women love clubs: it is a procesing plant for checking the quality of male frames and it even sorts them according to status or wealth.

[–]52576078 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, that sounds incredible. It'd be great if you took some time to write up a full post about your experiences there, and what you learned. I think some of us more 'innocent' readers here would appreciate it.

[–]heavyk70 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I always referred to it as the gate keeper effect when I worked the door. You could be the ugliest, dirtiest SOB, and still get laid by prime plates even if the line isn't that long. This is doubled on college night. Playing sorority chicks against other sorority chicks. They all wanna look good in front of their peers, so they'll do just about anything to get in before the other group. It's hilarious.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I've always heard about this but never seen it work, usually here clubs close at 2:30 and most hot girls are leaving around 1:30-2, a few at the very end, Am I to believe that they will wait for you to finish work and will just fuck you because you previously held authority over them and let them in?

[–]mchlyxhn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cash up front,homie. There's always another bouncer to cover you for 15 minutes,then you cover for him when it's his turn.

[–]heavyk70 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Smoke breaks can be a wonderful thing. Also, if your part of a decent group of guys, you can always get someone that's willing to cover your position. Usually, if your a high volume place, and people wanna pass you cash so they can get ahead of the line, there are guys that are willing to stand outside for 30 min. if it means they have a chance at making some cash. Some places I've worked also offer cash bounties for fake/borrowed/altered IDs. On college night we'd see at least 20. So there are incentives.

But I've had females wait around till after I've been off. It's not always the case, but usually if it means that for the rest of the summer or semester, that when they show up they will receive preferential treatment because they took a load from the guy that runs the door, they'll stick around.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that all makes sense I just feel like the difference between an employee of the club and a normal clubgoer might be a bit weird and I wondered how exactly you would isolate escalate and bounce a girl while at work but stranger things have happened

[–]yumyumgivemesome 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Now, funny thing, women used to know the drill, they used to work to get backstage.

What was the typical drill back in the day?

[–]HoneyVortex 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I imagine it was something like this scene from Pink Floyd's The Wall

[–]thrway1312 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how the translation for dirty girl is "chica facil" -- easy girl.

edit: also looks like they use "chica mala", bad girl.

[–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i've been doing various security, hosting, vip sort of things for the entirety of my young life and even 4-5 years ago girls knew you had to, at the least, show some tits.

[–]--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-- 26 points27 points  (23 children)

In clubs always try to get into VIP rooms.

It doesnt mean you should spend big money on drinks but being well dressed is a must. In Europe at least its easier than you think because its just a matter of calling up in advance and booking yourself in. Call the club before you get there and say you want to entertain a client. Other way is if you are travelling ask the hotel concierge/reception to call for you and reserve.

The way to use the VIP room is to take a girl in from the main part of the club in with you. In big clubs the VIP bar is usually not as full or has table service. Its a great way to isolate and escalate with a girl!

[–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

i've seen women drop guys they're been making out with all day for the chance to step into VIP.

status has never been more king then it is now.

[–]RPL23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

after truly swallowing RP, that shit does not surprise me anymore.

[–]yumyumgivemesome 7 points8 points  (18 children)

Usually the VIP rooms in the U.S. require buying a bottle or two of liquor/champagne. Are you suggesting we do that?

[–]--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-- 11 points12 points  (1 child)

NO. Thats why I explicitly mentioned Europe because I know you guys over the pond do things differently.

In any case I usually just buy a bottle of sparkling white wine. It will brought over in an ice bucket and is relatively cheap. No one is gonna know its just wine!

[–]1IVIaskerade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no, NO!

It's not sparkling wine, it's organic sparkling wine, locally sourced to support the little guy, and most importantly, limited vintage. She doesn't need to know it cost £10 down the local Tesco.

Side note: You can get away with cheap champagne for several cocktails, because you're mostly using it for the fizz and to dilute the taste of the stronger alcohol.

[–]tubbynerd 16 points17 points  (15 children)

VIP at a club in Vegas is minimum $5k bottle service, some charging as high as $10k minimum. And that's for less than 10 people.. Over 10 and the minimum goes up even higher.

[–]17 Endorsed ContributorHumanSockPuppet 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Weird.

A latte costs $3.25 at the coffee shop near my school, and the conversation with the cute girl in line next to me is free.

Must be inflation.

[–]Dick-Tracy 27 points28 points  (1 child)

And, if she looks good in line for coffee, she's going to look great when done up for the club. Better to meet someone at their average!

[–]100 Modbsutansalt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting point, hadn't thought of it like that before.

[–]--_-_-_-_-_-_-_-- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess you better start learning how to dj ;-)

[–]MrPlaysWithSquirrels 12 points13 points  (8 children)

No way. I spent about $6k on a weekend in Vegas, we got bottle service at 4 different clubs. The prices are usually negotiable if you look like you're a reasonable person. The most expensive table was $2k after 3 bottles.

[–]tubbynerd 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Shit, which clubs? I only know those numbers above from friends so it looks like they were talking out their ass when they told me. I was in Vegas in June but only did Rehab Sundays.

[–]MrPlaysWithSquirrels 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I was hammered and drugged up the entire weekend, I don't remember all of them, one was TAO though. I think that was the one that was my favorite VIP experience. I just sat there and had girls walking up left and right to try and sit with us lol.

[–]Dr_Avocado 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Just get escorts at that point lol, that's pathetic tbh.

[–]MrPlaysWithSquirrels 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It was nice to feel like a rock star for a weekend. Sure, I have fun at home and I don't normally like random hookups like that, but Vegas was a great time for what it was. You can judge it all you want! It was awesome.

[–]100 Modbsutansalt 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why are you here?

[–]woodycanuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What?? No, I've seen some pretty nice clubs where bottles start at $500 and you can stay at your table until your bottle is empty.

[–]betarex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBH as a Vegas native and in the industry, it's usually just a two bottle minimum for < 10 ppl. Depending on the club, usually a bottle of the cheapest vodka gets around 350-400. So 800 + gratuity.

[–]RPorDIE 85 points86 points  (23 children)

Proper response to this?

"Alright, swallow my load, and I'll see if I can make something happen"

"Yeah, well, I tried, and there is nothing I can do. But I did try..."

And be sure to say it with a shiteating grin.

[–]Meglomaniac 183 points184 points  (12 children)

Sounds like an easy way to catch a rape charge.

"The big burly security guard took me into the back room to "search" me!" cry cry

[–]SILENTSAM69 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Also, and even if the rape charge would not stick, he would lose his job.

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    [–]nofaprecommender 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    That's not proof. A girl can always say she was intimidated by the situation, intoxicated, etc.

    [–]fall0ut 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    yeah but no employer will keep you around after that kind of publicity. you should just avoid the whole situation, especially if you live in a state where employers can fire you without any reason.

    [–]MightyTaint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yah that, or just don't fuck people while you're at work.

    [–]1too_long_didnt_read 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Then she'll just claim coercion. "The big nasty man threatened to hurt me/blackmail me unless I sucked him off :**( ".

    Women hold all the power when it comes to sex because they can easily create a shitstorm if they want.

    Unless you have clear video and audio of a woman being an enthusiastic participant you're at risk. That's just how it is.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorWe_Are_Legion 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Do it in public. If they're willing, test the limits of how far they'll go.

    [–]RPorDIE 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    That's why I offered that he should request a blowjob - harder to cry "rape!" from a blowjob...

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Certainly while she's sucking.

    [–]100 Modbsutansalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Phones do a pretty good job of recording video these days.

    [–]TigerBloodOfChrist 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    Dem club girls be like:

    http://i.imgur.com/TjUu6in.gif

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    nah.

    you know the girls who know the drill. these edm broads dress slutty as fuck but thats because they don't know any other way to dress

    [–]cascadecombo 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    The security guard will get fired if he does that.

    [–]Meglomaniac -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

    LOOOL

    do you know how many blowjobs security get in a real club?

    Get real.

    [–]cascadecombo 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    Have you ever actually worked in an actual club where high profile people come to? I seriously do not think you have, because if security is off dicking around, they are told not to come back. They are paid to do their job, not get blown by sluts during their shift.

    [–]Meglomaniac 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Wow, your lack of knowledge about how the actual nightclub scene works is hilarious.

    Ive worked 10 years in the security industry working bars, concerts, nightclubs, the whole gambit.

    Every. Single. Bouncer. WILL cover for you to get a blowjob.

    Why? Because then you cover for them when they want a blowjob, and everyone likes blowjobs.

    [–]cascadecombo 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Then you worked in shitty clubs. I know for a fact if the bouncers were off dicking around and the guy in charge saw them doing anything like that they weren't welcome to come back again.

    Of course it's easy for you to spew whatever you want on the net, I just know what I know from actually working in non-trashy places.

    [–]KarmaEnthusiast 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The people 'in charge' are more than likely getting into shit even more decrepit than a bouncer going off to get a blowjob. You think they're going outside every 10 minutes to see if the bouncers are doing their job? They're getting caviar licked off their balls by some 10/10. Nobody in hospitality gives a fuck.

    [–]cascadecombo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    You really don't get it, of course the ones in charge can dick around, they're in charge and they're not paying bouncers to dick around while shit could possibly go down. But the bouncers, as stated, are paid to do few things, and one of them is not going off to get a bj.

    [–]widec 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    Reminds me of a situation at my old job. Worked with a few girls around my age. The most attractive one already had a boyfriend, and seemed to be out of my league anyways, so I decided against giving her attention. Instead, I'd flirt with another girl, not quite as pretty but still decently attractive and single to boot.

    This made the attractive one insanely jealous, and I could see it when us three worked together. At the time I was like "WTF she already has a boyfriend what's her deal, is she really that much of an attention whore?" And yes, yes she was. Same thing happened to my coworker, started dating a girl in the store and the attractive one began hating his guts. Those type of women are the ones you want to stay far away from.

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    spoilers: women are more like this and only getting more so.

    [–]abcd_z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Spoilers: Women have always been like this. Mystery built his entire PUA career around taking advantage of what you've noticed in clubs (social proof, neg theory), and that was a decade and a half ago.

    [–]TheGingerPill 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Pop EDM has the most sluttiest and entitled bitches around... it's obnoxious. I was one backstage for a Zeds Dead concert and these bitches that new my bro were trying so hard to get up there... like no, i'm not doing shit for you because you have breasts.

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    yuuuuup. they're the worst crowd on earth right now

    [–]imhighnotdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yep, love seeing them jump the queue and then act enraged/surprised when I tell them to get back.

    [–]watersign 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    you know what i did this weekend? i spent 12+ hours building statistical models on insurance data. you know what im doing next weekend? getting a job like yours and quitting my corporate job!

    [–]O3EAN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Dude just get a security license on the side whilst your still working and work part time as security/bouncer, prob not the best idea to quit a corporate job unless you've got another one lined up.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Work? Don't they have men for that?

    [–]VegasHostTre 32 points33 points  (24 children)

    All these so called djs are simply terrible. What a racket tho, get on stage, press play, wave your hands, pay me.

    [–]Diarrhea_Van_Frank 100 points101 points  (1 child)

    Sounds like the business to be in to me.

    [–]1Sergnb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Playing devil's advocate here: The work these DJs do accumulative is equal if not higher than the one the so called old school DJs do, and the merits are the same.

    The only thing that separates one of these new DJs from old ones is that most work is done in production of the music itself, and the digging of old-ass LPs to pull samples from, whereas most old school DJs skipped the "music production" thing and went straight into remixing the records live (not that there's anything wrong with that obviously, I love myself some live remixing).

    There's incredible amounts of work put into producing new music and it's what gives big names their big names. Note how DJs that just limit themselves to playing other people's music are cheap and nobody knows them, while DJs that double as music producers are the ones taking the big stages and getting cash cash dolla cream get the money dolla dolla bill y'all.

    Now, I'm not saying Avicii & co. are any good, I detest them as much as you guys do, but let's insult them for what they deserve, the fact that their music is unimaginative, uninspired, repetitive and easy to make, not the fact that their performances are limited to pressing play on a macbook, which of course they aren't as there's tons of tweeking and reacting to the mood of the crowd. Of course, that's something that you HAVE to do in order to be a DJ, so I'm not even going to put it as a positive point in favour of new DJs, but it is not a positive point in favour of old DJs either.

    [–]tubbynerd 43 points44 points  (17 children)

    Don't wanna be on anyone's side here but the reason they just wave their hands in the air and hit play is because they're not DJs, they're PRODUCERS who just happen to play their music on DJ equipment. A lot of popular producers admit to learning how to produce first and then learning to DJ later, once they started to get gigs. They're not "just" hitting play, but of course they're not doing as much as a "real" DJ (which I don't even think exists anymore tbh). Just wanted to point that out.

    [–]Skengmanr 18 points19 points  (4 children)

    lot's of real DJ's exist bro, some even still spin vinyl. Just not big name mainstream people.

    [–]tubbynerd 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Yeah good point. I should have said they don't exist in mainstream culture. Thanks m8.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorn0c0ntr0l 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    You'd be surprised who can hold down a vinyl set.

    Andy C, Blawan, and Richy Hawtin all come to mind.

    [–]wakenbacons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    they don't really need to exist. it's a novelty like candles.

    [–]tedcase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    they're not doing as much as a "real" DJ (which I don't even think exists anymore tbh). Just wanted to point that out.

    Check out Shinichi Osawa. I saw him perform live once, he really doesn't just press play, you can see him work the decks to the audience, rather than trying to work the audience to the decks.

    [–]xtr3m 8 points9 points  (9 children)

    Most of electronic music produced today is absolute shit. The likes of Aviciis realized that they can travel from festival to festival while paying their ghost producers to produce another cookie cutter song.

    John Digweeds and Sashas are a dying breed.

    [–]winnnnnnnnn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Haha yea I mean the most obvious stuff is easy to make but if that's what people want the same diatonic house chords sidechained to a kick with a white noise pitch shifted drop with some talking bass under it why not give it to them. That said some electronic artist are in there own leagues look up flying lotus layer 3 and be amazed. Mainstream by way of popularity but black belt compared to 90% of other producers in terms of technical ability/talent. If you ever wonder what Dilla would sound like if he were abducted and sent to Saturn to smoke DMT with aliens then it might be your thing. His trajectory gets jazzier and less I mastered Mozart (Dilla) as you go along his discography.

    [–]blue_27 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Shit ... I hadn't thought about Sasha & Digweed for a LONG time ... Thanks for the flashback.

    [–]xtr3m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They're still doing their thing. Going to see Digger next month.

    [–]tubbynerd 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Although Avicii and Sasha are both "EDM", EDM is such a wide term that they're not even close to each other in perspective.

    Carl Cox recently said that EDM becoming popular is great because it means more exposure for DJs and producers of "real" house music. Yes, tons of kids love Avicii but some of them will expand their taste and discover Carl, Sasha, etc and that is a good thing.

    DJs have worked so hard since the late 80s to make house music a mainstream genre and now that it finally happened, its not what they expected. Kind of funny but I think its a good thing, none the less.

    For anyone reading this who has no clue what we're saying, here's an example of a mainstream (but still good, IMO) EDM track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrbM1l_BoI

    And here's an example of some of Sasha's newest work, for comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2oGqNm4l14

    [–]xtr3m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It used to be much harder to produce garbage because pressing vinyl is not cheap at all. Now with Beatport and other MP3 stores it's all about saturating the market.

    [–]self_lmprover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    wow I'm really digging Sasha's work, will definetly include in my next mix

    [–]RPModulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Similar to some of the above comments, your statement should be clarified a bit . . .

    If the metric you mean "most" in is dollars, you are right on. If by "most", you mean tracks, I would absolutely disagree. It's just that most of the high(er) quality music is much more underground than what most people will ever get exposed to.

    [–]etofok 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Because you listen to dance-pop music? I'm not trying to confront your taste, but what did you expect?

    There are literally thousands of awesome music tracks, just from top of my head 1, 2, 3, just try to serf stuff outside of show-business and I'm 100% sure you'll find the gems you want

    [–]CrayolaS7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That kind of intense popularity always fucks genres up because the songs need to fit the generic mould as closely as possible to ensure they'll be popular, when a genre is niche the artists instead focussing on making the tracks as good as they can which draws an audience to it naturally anyway. Same shit has happened to hardstyle (though not on the same scale as Avicii and shit), the big names who play Defqon.1 and such make boring tracks and you have to rely on those on the edges to drive the genre forward.

    Here's some nice deep trance:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI_LnipnyFE

    [–]zephyrprime -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    They're composers, not producers. A producer is just a manager and bank roller. They basically play pre-recorded tracks so there is nothing to do on stage anyway but press play and tweak some knobs to adjust tempo and hit some samples extra hard.

    [–]janizary 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    [–]miss_sogony 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Don't forget major dick sucking and back stabbing unless you win the lottery and wind up a worldwide name.

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    and fuck all kindsa bitches

    [–]1TVTestPattern 8 points9 points  (5 children)

    Ungh... I really feel for you young guys... convinced that a "DJ" is a musician... or even some sort of equivalent.

    It's embarrassing... stop it.

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    we're the robots we've always wanted.

    it makes sense that our music has become more homogenous and autonomous

    [–]ImBloodyAnnoyed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That's a pretty great way of phrasing it.

    [–]SoSaltyDoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    To quote Bret Easton Ellis's Glamorama, "the better you look, the more you see."

    [–]learningBen 4 points5 points  (7 children)

    Most women spend their whole life on Easy Mode without even realizing it, hot women doubly so.

    So is part of TRP Theory that women in a nightclub obsessed with a DJ are representative of most women?

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    DJs currently represent the most common and cheapest form of elevated status.

    female hypergamy dictates they will chase this type of status because it involves the least amount of work.

    [–]learningBen 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    I understand you seeing this everyday in your line of work, but I rarely see it in my life outside of clubs. I'm wondering if these women don't represent the average woman?

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    most men never get it to see it because most men are not privileged to the inner workings of women

    [–]MildlyFunnyUsername 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What would you say are examples of elevated status, beyond shit DJ, but below the obvious CEO, politician, athlete levels?

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Depends on your area. Out here people in the nightclub industry have abnormally high status

    [–]Locastor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    What exactly do you think "AWALT" stands for, Ben?

    [–]learningBen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know women that never expect special treatment because they are women and/or pretty. Are you saying AWALT?

    [–]Endorsed Contributorn0c0ntr0l 7 points8 points  (21 children)

    And this is partly why I've been working my ass off making house music!

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

    do it.

    being a rapper(me) or a dj is the cheapest access to pussy ever. girls are so narcissistic nowadays they'll cling to anything that makes them feel special

    [–]Endorsed Contributorn0c0ntr0l 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    I'm a great dj. Hold down vinyl like it's synced.

    Making GOOD house music and GOOD techno is harder though, much harder. Takes up all my free time actually. But I love it.

    Also I should really write an FR on what it's like to get pussy as a DJ!

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    what's funny is these house djs don't go hard on groupies like rappers do.

    they get hot girls back there, hang out, talk with them, but don't bang em out and don't make em do nasty, groupie shit. It's the most beta shit i've ever seen.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorn0c0ntr0l 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    It's cause we're likely on other drugs that make us more after companionship and less after fucking hahaha...

    But I do know a fair few DJ's that fuck groupies left right and centre across all EDM genres.

    [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I'm talking about the big ones, not the random 20 something DJs that have popped up everywhere.

    if i wasn't rapping i'd become a dj in a heartbeat because it's access to unlimited pussy and you get paid more for your time than people with degrees.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorn0c0ntr0l 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    From someone who is getting his degree, for most of the BEST producers its taken YEARS for them to get there. The EDM bubble will burst a little, but these guys will remain.

    [–]Dadoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yo i rap too, link me your stuff, here's a vid i did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHxQQgoHN6I

    [–]winnnnnnnnn 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    everyone post soundclouds go! Good to see other aspiring musicians on the redpill: https://soundcloud.com/foxxxtaaails/drips-complete

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      [–]winnnnnnnnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Haha yea I was sick of messing with it. I tried a bunch of stuff at the end. I'll come back to it eventually. You got skills bro... I'm a sucker for hip hop instrumentals with piano stutters tho lol... What DAW are you in? I use Ableton and warping is blowing mines to no end.

      [–]TheGingerPill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Can I hear? I produce a little bit myself. PM meh

      [–]xtr3m 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Make sure you first find a label to pump a million into producing and marketing a music video for you. You know, the Calvin Harris way.

      [–]tremondo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      tell me more. Thought it was due to calvin harris ( real name adam wiles) being in the right place and the right time with certain collaborating artists (the big rihanna) more than anything, but this is new to me.

      [–]shittest101 -3 points-2 points  (11 children)

      Most women spend their whole life on Easy Mode without even realizing it, hot women doubly so. The second their privilege is removed and they have to live their life normally, they can't properly function

      Can we stop with this circlejerk? Do you really think women have it easier than men? Women have 7-8 years of prime, they age like cheese, and 80% of them are unattractive - making them invisible.

      Would you switch places with a women? 90% of women are weaker than the average male. Imagine walking down the street knowing each and every member of the opposite sex can beat the shit out of you?

      Yea, women get privilege in the clubs, and free drinks. But remember the words of the great philosopher - C. Rock:

      No matter how hot the girl - she still needs to suck dick

      You think they have it better when they have to suck dick? Comeon

      [–]NikolaTeslaMGTOW 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Wow...... this is one of the dumbest posts I've seen in a while.

      You obviously don't understand that being a female makes life ez mode even if you are not hot or young, in general it is way easier. See male incarceration/homeless rates. It is WAY harder to be a man in every category. Male problems are not even thought to exist, while female problems that don't exist like rape culture, pay gap, etc are constantly catered to.

      Women are weak? Oh that matters. Because we don't have tools like guns. Because physical strength is so beneficial to have, its why we humans dominate the animals, because of our brute strength right? We just went up to wooly mammoths and punched their lights out right? Oh no we had weapons. Weapon can use guns.

      Women have to suck dick is a bad thing? So because women have to have sex, this is bad? Men "have" to eat pussy, so its equal at best. And sucking dick is gross because WE ARE STRAIGHT YOU MORON. A lot of women like sucking dick just like a lot of guy's like eating pussy.

      You are an idiot. Everything you said is complete bullshit, do some research or think before you post.

      [–]shittest101 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      You are an idiot

      Ad hominem is the last resort of the weak and untalented. I'll stick with the facts, there is no reason for me to be reduced to your level of childish name calling.

      [–]pol_wasright_again 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      I'm with you man. Endless circlejerky posts like this I don't feel are adding to the RP "Bank of Knowledge" so to speak and instead make the poster seem insecure or bitter.

      [–]TheeRyanGrey[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

      Would I switch places with them? No, I'll taking working hard for top status then getting right below it for free.

      Does that make it any less Easy? No. Your logic is flawed.

      [–]shittest101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How is a woman's life easier? I admit it may be so in nightlife, in her 20s, and in family court.

      They bleed every month, biologically more emotional, they need to take a vacation every time they want to bear children, and physically weaker than 90% of men.

      [–]Antilogic81 -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

      Your report is more informative on what kind of person you are.

      You use anecdotal evidence to pigeon hole some shitty understanding about woman that happens to work with bar whores so it must therefore work on all women.

      Such ironclad findings can't possibly be challenged.

      You would fit nicely with those church going types. They use a similarly flawed logic method to push their own ideas on others.

      Maybe if you spent time away from bar trash you would see another dimension to the female. Your theory works great for strippers but a confident intelligent women will not be going through life in easy mode as you say.

      [–]NikolaTeslaMGTOW 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Wrong. You are blue pill. I am not even going to bother arguing with you point by point because you need to do the work yourself. Read the sidebar. Do the research. These generalizations are true, its the equivalent of saying "men want to have sex with hot women". If you deny this you are an idiot. Women want men with money/status/power/intelligence/etc. These are biological facts. Whether the woman is a STEM major or a bimbo they are the same.

      When you realize how retarded your post is you will have started to see the world as it is.

      Start with looking up "AWALT" and "NAWALT". And you are probably a liberal idiot which is why you think like this, get rid of your liberal beliefs b/c they are just as poisonous as your blue pill mangina beliefs.

      [–]KarmaEnthusiast -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      I gotta agree with him a bit. I joined this subreddit with the understanding that male and female interaction are based on a dynamic equilibrium but what I'm reading is just a lot of female bashing. Men do just as many shitty and deplorable things as women. This subreddit is basically turning into the opposite of feminism which is not what I ever wanted it to become or thought it represented. I'm fine with development, I'm fine with being dominant, I'm fine with doing whatever it takes to get your success. But I think there's a tweak needed here from basically straight out making the word 'female' a perjorative and more focus on how to best interact with the gentler sex.

      [–]Transmigratory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      lue pill. I am not even going to bother arguing with you point by point because you need to do the work yourself. Re

      Obviously a ton of these guys are still stuck in the anger phase. Threads like this happen to weed people in said phase out in excess... even the ones permanently stuck there (MGTOW).

      [–]Gypsyfy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Honestly I agree with you. Red Pill has a lot of truth in it but generalizing women based on a few groupies doesn't make any sense.