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[–]covert_thinker 88 points89 points  (2 children)

I wish I was as smooth as this.


[–]cascadecombo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's just like talking to an old friend, you treat people like you've known them for forever and when they see you're comfortable with them they become comfortable with you.

Just last night, I was out in a bar my friend works at. 1 attractive girl and 3 male clients there, I sit down next to the girl and people start the akward questions. One of the first things the girl asks me was if I live close. Instead of telling her I live a 10 minute walk away, I told her that I'm not that cheap to just take her home after we share a few words. After that she got all hot and flustered and was all over me after that.

If you're having fun, so will the people around you.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 55 points56 points  (5 children)

God damn it, why the fuck won't these conversations format?

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Okay, after 2000 edits, it's fine.

[–]KatakaMaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you get the number, do you immediately go to make a call? Or do u text? How soon thereafter?

[–]1rlh1271 35 points36 points  (1 child)

If you find any of these in her profile, they are excellent indicators that she's looking to fuck.

I'm home for the summer and looking for someone to connect with...

I just wanna have fun!

Down for anything!

Single and ready to mingle.

Looking for new friends.

I'm not looking for anything serious.

Let's grab a drink and see where that takes us.

Here to meet people and see where it takes me.

No expectations

Looking to mix it up

Just go with the flow

[–]1knitro 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The key takeaway here is who short and too the point the conversations are. Get the number, get off tinder. You aren't a real person so long as your in that space. Save all the 'get to know you' shit for in person dates.

[–]Ganadorf 58 points59 points  (18 children)

This is pretty good stuff, but we're back at square one. Every time Tinder gets brought up everyone dismisses the "material" because all that matters is your look. You could have said almost anything and still pulled their #'s. I don't want to down play you though cause some of this shit is great.

[–]slater2j 62 points63 points  (12 children)

Picture gets the swipe right, but game gets the date. I have been getting good matches, but I have only got like 3 dates, (and only converted one HB6, but fuckit, it's just practice), so this is very helpful for me.

[–]1Sergnb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If anecdotal evidence is any worth, I can attest to that. I've been getting a decent amount of matches (maybe like 3 or 4 every week) but so far I've gotten absolutely 0 action, not even a date. Why? Because my game is weak as fuck. Looks get you the initial attention but these girls are looking for a charming handsome guy that will take them and turn their day upside down, not another bozo that managed to look good in a picture after buying clothes and getting a nice haircut.

[–]trying2bracehumanity 3 points4 points  (9 children)

i'd be plenty proud of myself slingin HB5's without as much effort as walking outside. pickin up a girl is as easy as pickin up a phone.

[–]slater2j 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Maybe it's the city I'm in, but most of the girls I find on tinder don't treat it like a hookup app and so expect to go for coffee on first date, which makes it ore difficult.

[–]RojoEscarlata 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Its just because you have weak game.

The very nature of the app makes it ideal for a hook up. First like op said if you got a match it means the girl finds you attractive already, and if you (and anyone new to game) internalize this it will give you a boost in inner game (frame)

The power dynamics in play here are actually very interesting. At first women have the upper hand, because the app allows them to exploit their hypergamy, but when you meet her face to face the power shifts to you (if you have game)

This shift happens because when women invest in anyway in a guy (meeting you is an investment for women) they have already qualified him as a male with a relative SV (she wants the D)

So you just have to be congruent with said SV and she is yours, as the gringos say "the game is yours to lose"

You just have to play your cards right, the app creates an "adventurous" experience for women (instead of tinder it should be called cock carousel-r) you just have to build on it to make her get the tingles.

PS: the easiest lay I got was with a girl, that when she arrived I just did a very obvious look up and down, and told her something among the lines of "let's just go to my place"

Fish in a barrel, mate.

[–]slater2j 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you, I'll work on it from some of the good examples that have been posted. I have a more tinder-esqye first date on Sunday 'at her place' so I'm just going to go all out. Trp for only a couple months and am just taking a break from monk mode to practice game.

[–]wahmifeels 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I will preface this by saying that I'm pretty classically handsome, not to sound egotistical or anything, I just realize that I get girls a little easier because I'm somewhat physically attractive.

It still takes game to get the results you want from tinder. I have my own place but I have to say I don't drive for... reasons. (I'm saving and waiting for a good deal on a specific vehicle I want, and my last one was a money pit.) I can get them to come over to my place to watch a movie, listen to music, drink, smoke, whatever, and then we usually fuck. You have to have some good text game to get a stranger to go over to your fucking house for a first meeting.

And when they preemptively ask if I'm expecting sex, I always say that I'm not "expecting" anything, and whatever happens, happens.

[–]VelociReactor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an excellent line. I said something similar to my main plate when we were talking on tinder. fucked about an hour after meeting and now she can't get enough of me.

[–]slater2j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I see that "oh are you just expecting a hookup?" a lot and I think your answer is perfect.

[–]AssFeastingChap 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't understand the term HBX. I thought it meant hot babe X. But how can she be a hot babe if she's a 5?

[–]trying2bracehumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more like hot body X.

I usually see it in a context of the girl being a slut, too, so maybe some people mean like hot bitch X, meaning she's ready to fuck cuz her loins are on fire. Lol, I don't know man, I've been on TRP for a year now and this shit still confuses me constantly.

[–]1kingofpoplives 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could have said almost anything and still pulled their #'s.

Not necessarily true. He would have gotten a few numbers surely, but some girls (always the hottest ones) use two filters. The first is for looks (which you obvious passed if you match), the second is for interestingness AKA game.

If you want to bang above a 7 off Tinder you need to either be 10/10 looks or 8/10 looks plus strong game.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Here are some filters I use to show when I know men have no real world experience with women.

  • "It's all about your looks."
  • "You could say anything. You are attractive."
  • "This actually works? Please."
  • "If this works they must all be ugly."
  • "You're probably 10/10 looks."

Unfortunately, the truth is much worse. I'm probably a 7.5 in looks. I make up for the lost points in charisma. And, if any of you guys think that all you have to do to get laid on a Tinder date (or any online date) is show up, you're in for a rude awakening.

[–]Luckyluke23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is ture and i'm not buying into that fact, ( you have epic game on the messages)

but you already have the 7.5 points to jump the first hurdle. after that it should be come a hell of a lot esaier.

if an ok guy was getting say 10 matches a month he should at least be able to bang one of them. If not more.

[–]Ganadorf 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You don't have to get defensive. If you read my post, I said, "You could have said almost anything and still pulled their #'s". Pull the number, not getting laid. Tinder is 90% on looks, in my opinion. If you didn't look 7.5 or above, you would not have gotten swiped in the first place. My OP was simply a prediction to what the comments would be filled with because it's usually the case.

If I was entirely inept with women, I would have said that just showing up would make the girl rip her clothes off and jump you. I still admire your game. It's probably the best mix of playfulness and directness I've seen here.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know bro. Replying on here via mobile is weird. I wasn't referring specifically to you, but the entire thread of "it only works because you're good looking."

[–]loin_fruit 31 points32 points  (7 children)

I've had more success saying "are you as fun as you look?" And this is from rsd Jeffy "I'm at the gym getting totally fucking jacked for our romantic date".

Out of the many things I've said, these two have gotten me the most numbers.

[–]betarex 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Those are the equivalent of canned lines. What gatsby shows is not, it's preparing for each girl individually.

Both have their place, if you are getting flooded with likes I'd say go canned, if you rarely get attention I'd say improvise.

[–]primordialbeast85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed, this isn't something you can copy paste. All you can do is study his approach and see if you can mimic some of it and put your own twist on it. Gatsby has game, and this is a perfect example of it.

[–]loin_fruit 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Meh I haven't had only one girl point out that what I was saying was a canned lined. What difference does it make?

Better than saying just hey or saying "ride my face" (which ive found out that being too overt doesn't work)

[–]betarex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To each their own, I mean canned is a great way to start out but I prefer improvising as practice for when we meet. Not saying either is better just my preference

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I would never use a routine in real world interaction. Eventually, the canned material you rehearse will run out. Randomly walking up to a woman and saying "who lies more, men or women?" is complete faggotry. I don't teach that or any PUA bullshit. It's much easier (and more relaxing) to be your authentic self.

[–]Luckyluke23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is true, though i do reuse some of the improve stuff i find funny, I mean lately "ebolaids" has become the but of all my jokes in the club hahah

[–]Luckyluke23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THIS for sure,

I'd try do as much inprove as you can, just to stay sharp. but if it was something like 10 matches a day, i'd go canned.

[–]grewapair 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Be forewarned: I have a friend who uses Tinder only for free meals. She's not really looking to date, but she goes out 3 times a week just for the free meals. She's not that great looking, but she goads the guys to take her to expensive restaurants on the first date. If they spend a particularly high amount, she'll go on a second date with them, never more, and the second date is always another expensive restaurant.

One guy she agreed to go on a second date with bought museum tickets for the second date. He still hadn't figured out he was being used. She went to the museum, didn't even go in. Just stated she was starving, so he took her to another expensive restaurant and then she left. Thanks sucker.

Don't do anything more than coffee on that first date. If she doesn't go, you're being used. College girls do this more than anyone else.

[–]sway_usa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I suggest finding new friends.

[–]primordialbeast85 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I can't even be mad at her. Guys are on here looking purely for sex, a women using it for her agenda sounds fair to me.

[–]grewapair 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how I feel. She only dates guys 40 and up, mostly because they have more $. If they're so stupid as to fall for her shit, at age 40+, that's their problem.

[–]Luckyluke23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm looking for cool girls to hang out with, if we happen to have sex, well thats awesome!

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What people go to dinner on a first date? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[–]redpillerinnyc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I do, and at expensive places too if bitches are pretty enough. I eat out almost every night, might as well have pretty arm candy while I do.

[–]redbluepilling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is TRP. Any guy here buying a tinder girl a free meal without her earning it fucking sucks at understanding. Also, she's not only going for free meals... it's entertainment... until she actually finds a guy she likes. It's all the same. If you're really worried about being 'a sucker', your priorities are screwed up.

[–]VelociReactor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What kind of idiot pays for a girl on the first date. unless you're filthy rich and she knows it, that's a huge demonstration of low SMV/beta tendencies.

If you're looking for a tinder fuck, you need to act like the bad boy alpha, and a bad boy alpha does not buy a girl dinner on the first tinder date.

[–]redpillerinnyc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn it must be hard to date while being broke. I've never had a problem getting laid and I take bitches out to nice restaurants all the time... yes, even for first dates. I'm gonna be there eating anyway, why not meet girls there? After dinner I invite her to come check out the view at my apt. 8 out of 10 accept. Once they see my apt it's game over, 90% of the time... and 90% out of those I never call back after I fuck them once. lesson here? Paying for dinner or whatever has zero to do with being alpha/beta as long as you can afford it and your SMV is high enough. If you are alpha, you just are.

[–]ArtieRobo 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I stopped reading after the Titanic part. They would both have sunked if Leonardo climbed on the door, dammit.

[–]InformalCriticism 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Still would have been a better story than Twilight.

[–]primordialbeast85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's second level knowledge though. It's always best to stay on the first level and have socially acceptable conversations for situations like this. This ain't Mythbusters, this is casual shit talk.

[–]4xw3ll 4 points5 points  (3 children)

what kind of profile pic should you use? Do you make it as hot as you can? or more realistic so the girl dont get dissapointed irl?

[–]1kingofpoplives 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First pic as hot as possible. Next few, a bit more true to life.

[–]VelociReactor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Show a large variety of you doing fun things.

  1. A good profile shot from an SLR (If you're not good looking then make the sport or group shot your profile if you have a good enough one, something that shows you are adventurous and fun.)
  2. You with a group of friends out or doing something fun (preferably with a few girls)
  3. You doing a fun active outdoor sport
  4. You wearing some nice clothes and looking like the life of the party.

I actually had a girl tell me that the reason she swiped right and met me is because I looked fun and adventurous and she wanted to do fun things with me.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Think of how many selfies/stationary photos boring men on there have. Pictures should be you doing cool things: riding a motorcycle, playing sports, surfing, rock climbing, etc. etc. Avoid selfies, pictures of you alone everywhere. You want to seem like you're the lightning rod to a great adventure.

[–]1tombreck2 7 points8 points  (9 children)

Am I the only person that uses Coffee Meets Bagel? If it's in your city I would recommend it; 100x better than Tinder and OkC.

[–]Rugnardl 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Just downloaded, and from what I can tell, it focuses on limiting your matches based on how much money you give them.

[–]1tombreck2 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I didn't fill out salary / job / personal details.

I usually get 6 matches per week, 1-2 of them turns into a date.

[–]Rugnardl 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I meant that the app feels money-grubby, in a way that micro transactions have swept gaming

[–]Luckyluke23 2 points3 points  (2 children)

micro transaction is the SCUM of the earth.

i mean if we killed hitler ( mricro transactions being hitler) and we pissed on his body. still it wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.

[–]rebuildingMyself 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Fucking Canadian devil is at it again!

[–]XMATIC_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to buy more Candidoes?

[–]henryofenfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But in doing so it favours men since most women will not wait around for weeks to find the "right" match. Tinder is the opposite, another dick is easily one swipe/ one second away.

[–]Telly_Valentino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is interesting. Thanks. I haven't tried Tinder yet but am moving soon and plan to then.

I'm a good looking dude but this guide will definitely help.

[–]lakingscrzy 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Does anybody have a theory to explain the girls with all pictures of them with a boyfriend? They're rare, but they're there.

[–]TurgidMeatWand 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If they are exes looking for beta bucks to accept that's not who she is anymore. If current boyfriends they are the beta bucks and is telegraphing that she can't have sex at her place. Or she just wants extra attention and she can just claim boyfriend when someone wants to meet up with her.

Edit: also possibly looking to branch swing to a higher beta or even to create drama.

If I was straight I'd pump and dump or just next her if she puts up any resistance.

[–]clone9786 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also could give her abundance to flaunt in fights or if he won't be her Bitch.

[–]VelociReactor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Branch swingers.

They'll probably say they're just on there to joke around and be funny.

[–]smokingmonkey420 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I saw a girl that was engaged to a dude I was acquaintances with. AF/BB - the only explanation I could think of.

[–]lakingscrzy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

But then why show pictures of the guy? If she wants something on the side she would just put up pictures of herself and keep tight lipped about the BB.

[–]smokingmonkey420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Come on man. Manipulation is not a clear and direct process. She finds a guy she likes and all of a sudden "he's just a friend." Guy she doesn't like, "that's my boyfriend."

[–]magicalbird 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Tinder is all about becoming top 20% looks, preferably top 10%.

Be white helps. If not white, six pack helps. Otherwise meet women in person.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

You're gonna be sorely disappointed when you realize I'm not in the top 20%.

[–]Luckyluke23 2 points3 points  (2 children)

but you do need SOME level of visual atraction don't you?

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Any sexual interaction does. That's not exclusive to online dating.

[–]Luckyluke23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i guess. i ment a 7.5 is going to do well on tinder but someone like a 5.5 won't

[–]magicalbird 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you're white you'll be fine if you lower your standards. Being non white on Tinder is a death sentence. It's nothing in real life but online dating is racist which makes sense since it's going for your visual ideal.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I agree that online dating is racist. Since I'm white, black/asian/latina girls already see me as a prize because of the social implication of claiming a white guy. I've joked about marrying a few and they've said "I wish I could have a white husband" and then given me the puppy dog eyes.

[–]shits4gigs_ninja 3 points4 points  (2 children)

How does one practice their wit to achieve such silky smoothness?

[–]Kiwikeeper 23 points24 points  (0 children)

By hitting on girls and getting rejected

[–]rockoverchicago 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What happens after you get their number?

I get enough numbers but it kinda fizzles out on the phone.. do you just move to asking for pics or arrange a meeting that night?

[–]PM_ME_UR_GIRLFRIEND 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trick is to be attractive and hit on everyone.

[–]aptway 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thoughts on shirtless pics? I have a really good one that shows my six-pack, but am wondering if I'd be better off going with the professional headshot I got taken for work instead.

[–]icouldhavehaditall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not both? But put the six pack one first.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A more visually arousing photo for women would be you in a well-fitted suit. Well, assuming you're not 18, then go shirtless.

[–]DoctorWelch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice post. Only problem with posts about dating sites is it is impossible for us to see who you are messaging and what you look like. Obviously, everyone is going to claim "All of these girls are at least 7s," but it's really hard to know that considering the subjectiveness of these judgements.

I'm not trying to be a hater, just being skeptical about posts that naturally don't give nearly enough information. I say try your luck with dating sites/apps, in fact I've fucked a few girls from them, but I would also say don't expect much and never think it will replace real life approaching.

[–]HS-Thompson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great game for younger party type girls. I live in NYC and have my filter set on 25-35 (I am a little I over 40) and in my experience this type of really juvenile game doesn't work so well in that context. With that said I have been incredibly successful, my game involves figuring out a way to demonstrate that I am not the usual "hey gurl" type texter and have an interesting life, then getting overtly sexual and asking if she likes rough sex etc. She usually does and about 20-30% of text interactions result in her coming straight to my apartment for wordless immediate sex.

The context of where you live and how many women there are there matters a lot. In New York you will never run out of swipes, ever, it's basically impossible. So the game is all about percentages. I suspect if you're younger it's different. If you're in a town with maybe 100-200 women on tinder total it's different too.

My point being that what the OP is doing works because it comes across and genuine, playful, and fun. Not because of any specific lines that he uses. Most guys sound forced and tedious, be like the OP and have fun with it and don't worry about saying the perfect thing. If you don't feel you are that "smooth" then PRACTICE until you get the hang of it.

[–]averageredpill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This Tinder game messages are fun, simple and relaxed. Will take some tips from this, great post!

[–]Gigem_longhorns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will probably help me some, but I haven't really given tinder a chance. I just swipe to pass time. I get a good number of matches though, so I guess I'm not too ugly.

[–]chagad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just reference Batman to Chloe? And it worked?

[–]hairaware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found just saying the stupidest or randomest thing works great. Or just tease em. I usually just play tinder to fuck with girls cause the quality for the most part is sub what I'd pull in person.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The only thing someone could get out of this post is to find out more about the person you are interested in by looking at their profile and being immature with conversation. Suffice to say, this was an excellent example of how YOUR game is.

Also Being attractive helps getting matches in the first place.

[–]randomchaos1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn dude, frictionless smooth. GJ breaking the laws of physics.

[–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoid the girls that list their snapchat and instragram in their profile. These women are collecting men to like their pictures and give them free attention.

there are WAY too many profiles like this.

I do like the way you replied in some of the convos and i did learn a little good job man!

edit: reddit is so bad on formatting!

[–]awoods5000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Great work. you clearly do not have oneitis unfortunately the Great Gatsby had the worst case of oneitis of all time. Do you think Gatsby is RP?

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The actual Jay Gatsby from the novel? No, he wasn't at all. He had no true ambition. The only reason he wanted to become fantastically wealthy was because of his oneitis (aka true love!!) for Daisy. He throws these lavish parties, but secretly loathes everyone that comes. When he talks with Nick, you realize he doesn't care about wealth, social status, or any of the people in his life. He is driven by one sole (and foolish) emotion: love. Gatsby was a deeply troubled man that was constantly restless, miserable, and stuck in the past.

When you read his schedule, you can see what appears to be an alpha in the making. He lifts weights, studies (electricity, public speaking, reads a book a week), saves his money, plays sports, and spends his creative time thinking of what he could invent. That's a brilliant and productive way to spend a life if it makes you happy. But, again, he's not using the traits to please himself. It's all for Daisy.

If Gatsby had been RP, he would've reinvented himself out of a desire to achieve a masculine destiny marked by a ruthless ambition to be happy and satisfied. Instead, he created a silly caricature of what he believed a rich man was supposed to be. He could've been a man that truly had it all, but spent his time lonely, unhappy, had no true friends, and almost nothing to show for his life outside of material wealth.

When you spend your life trying to recreate yourself into the vision of what you believe a woman wants you to be, don't be surprised when the only thing waiting for you is blue pill misery.

[–]NoodlesTheClown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid examples of setting up and maintaining a dominant and amused frame. You will ALWAYS get more mileage out of being casual, fun and edgy, than you will out of being nice in the traditional sense of the word.

Really guys, this stuff is so easy, a caveman can do it. It's all about mindset. If you're new here, take notes because the OP is providing some good insight into what actually works with regard to communicating with women.

[–]lilacblaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like your sense of humor - I can come up with lines like these occasionally, but not consistently. Do you have any tips for improving ability to say/message witty things, especially off the cuff?

[–]edmproducerXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the GayLubeOil of tinder

[–]TheJohnDough 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fucking beautiful.

Are you naturally this smooth, or did it come with practice?

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it took a lot of embarrassment and saying stupid things that didn't work until I refined it. You ever watch 500 Days of Summer with JGL? Now go back in time 3 or 4 years. That was me.

[–]Haptic_Affinity 0 points1 point  (2 children)

definitely good guide, but tbh i never asked for numbers, just did all the messaging in the app unless i wanted to see them again after we fucked.

i feel its better this way since you avoid the momentum lost of a platform transition to texting

[–]KarmaEnthusiast 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't think he said anything about texting after getting the number. Why aren't you calling these girls?

[–]Haptic_Affinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to only call girls over 25, and text under.

I'd prefer calling but it's served me better to text

[–]ugghhf 0 points1 point  (7 children)

So how many of these girls did you fuck?

[–]1greatest_mistake 0 points1 point  (6 children)

I too would like to know. You're smooth on Tinder no doubt, but how many did you actually have deck with.

[–]1greatest_mistake 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Damnit. Have sex with. Not deck. Sex.

[–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No deck. We had patio. It was much better.

[–]ThreadPill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this guy... even practicing game in the comments

[–]ugghhf 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The lads at r/tinder have already recognized how easy it is to get a number. It doesn't really mean anything.

[–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once you get the number you should know what to do from there!

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      [–]thredditsowaway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      This is excellent. I found that the girls who would respond well to "boring" game on Tinder are the ones who are looking for a boyfriend. Being goofy and immature will immediately turn those ones off.. and that's a good thing.

      [–]caliboo -1 points0 points  (3 children)

      Michael Caine Well, over da last month or so, dat has changed. Michael Caine

      "Michael Caine"?

      Is this some reference I don't get or is this some kind of typing Tourette's?

      [–]1Modified_Hackware 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Referring to the actors accent.

      [–]caliboo -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      Ahhhh right I never would have gotten that.

      [–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Have you ever watched The Trip? Me and my buddies always bust that sentence out when they do Michael Caine impressions. Bit of an inside joke.

      [–]ThirdLegGuy -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

      Now try to do the same with ugly profile pic :)

      [–]fillymandee 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      Read the disclaimer. He went over that. You should learn attention to detail. It's one of three things that will take you places in this life.

      Edit: The other two are hard work and a good attitude. That's day 1 gentlemen. Pay attention.

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      One of three things? Thats very specific of you. What are your other two?

      [–]covert_thinker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      1. Pay attention to every detail.

      2. Don't t reveal everything you know.

      [–]InformalCriticism 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      We want your life knowledge, guy. Fork over the other two.

      [–]gqtrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      hahaha....but yea like thirdlegguy said, its all about how you present yourself in pics on tinder you look. Otherwise its tough, to get the fish to bite in the first place. I am sure there are guys on there who got hell of a game in person, but struggle get the first bite.

      [–]1kingofpoplives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Now try to do the same with ugly profile pic :)

      You can still do OK if you aren't great looking, but you need really good picks that make you look extremely outrageous and interesting and your message game needs to match that.

      I have a friend who is short and doesn't have a great face but fucks girls off tinder all the time because he's very good a text game.

      [–]DistanceSkater -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

      This means nothing without screen shots of these ham beasts. 90% of tinder girls are utterly fucking disgusting. If you're even the slightest bit attractive you could just say "Give me your number, this app kills my battery" and the gnargoyles will without hesitation.

      [–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I live in a major city and know for a fact that 90% are not utterly fucking disgusting. Maybe around the parts of podunk that you reside, but not by me.

      [–]DistanceSkater -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I live in Downtown Houston bud. Gorgeous women everywhere. Tinder is full of hambeats and gnargoyles. I've fucked 3 girls from tinder, the last was this cute little Asian girl. But out of those 3 I matched with like 2000 girls (just swiping right and not looking) I'd go back and look at these matches and 90% were disgusting. Like I said, your "game" means nothing without pictures.

      [–]henry589 -1 points0 points  (9 children)

      how old are you? I think age matters a bit.

      [–]gqtrees 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      also how good looking he is...

      as he mentioned, tinder is all about how you look and how you present yourself in the pictures. people decide whether to swipe right or swipe left in seconds....and their go to base is the looks. So if you arent up there, you aren't going to get much hits...its shitty but thats the world of online game.

      [–]ibuprofiend 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      Looks are everything... "Tinder game" is almost an oxymoron. OP could have had any 5-10 message exchange with these chicks and as long as he ended with "what's your number?" he'd always get the #close.

      The fake conversation thing is just so she can rationalize giving you her number without feeling like a complete slut. The actual contents of that convo are really beside the point as long as you don't go for the number immediately.

      In other words, this comic still applies to Tinder... in fact, it applies to Tinder more than most forms of online "dating."

      [–]JayGatsbyFan[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Having a shitty and bitter attitude (like you currently have) isn't going to help much with attracting women. If you had any experience with real women, you'd already know the "looks are everything" doesn't apply.

      [–]4xw3ll -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

      In what way? Older is better?

      [–]henry589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yes older is obviously better

      [–]betarex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I got paid 400 bucks to fuck an old chick that swiped me right on tinder. Hot Cougar with fake tits, lips, and ass, was sketchy about hooking up with a 52 yr old so spun a thing saying I worked 2 jobs + school. Her response? "Call out and I'll make it up to you. NEVER had an 18 yr old fuck me and pay me for the honor of it.

      [–]Redpillonlyaccount -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

      I'm 43 and get zero interest on Tinder so it depends :-)

      [–]1KyfhoMyoba 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Post a pic on hotornot or one of those sites that rate your pic and see what you are rated on the 1-10 scale. If you're not a 6 or better, get to work on it.

      [–]Redpillonlyaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My age counts against me on all dating websites. Women my age don't interest me and women in their 20s will rarely answer. I'm tall, good looking and well built so it's not a looks thing. I am just getting to the point where I can get a girl's interest in the real world but it would be nice to be like the 20 something guys and hook up without having to get off my butt :-)

      Tinder (and indeed any other sites that let you set an age range like OkCupid or POF) is largely a waste of time because most of the women I'm interested in won't even see my profile. I tried an experiment on POF where I lied about my age and got plenty of responses. I don't really want to have to do that though and on Tinder creating a fake Facebook profile runs the risk of getting banned from Facebook which would be annoying.

      [–]thatcoolredditor -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      Next step: what's the first thing I should text them and how long should I wait?

      [–]Kiwikeeper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      On the sidebar there's a lot of interesting stuff!

      [–]140Watts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Wow, I thought my tinder game was efficient. When you mentioned not wasting time on girls that list their instagram/snapchat I just smiled.

      [–]RichieFinn -1 points0 points  (5 children)

      I genuinely feel like this kind of approach is limited to 25+ girls in America. The humour and education of girls here in Europe is completely different, i feel like most girls here under 25 wouldnt even know where Peru is never mind Machu Pichu....any one else from Europe have these issues and know how to overcome them?

      [–]TurgidMeatWand 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Most American girls wouldn't know anything not related to their field of study either. Most American school systems only care about getting their students to pass government issued tests in English and math. Unless they went to private school or a magnet program most people are equally dumb/ignorant.

      [–]RichieFinn 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      I lived in Florida for a year at 17 and i noticed that overall the openess and the general knowledge of girls was a lot lot higher than back home, maybe its just smaller population means something.

      [–]TurgidMeatWand 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Was this before reality television became the norm? A lot of peoples general knowledge is tied to what television programs they watch.

      [–]RichieFinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yes sir, I think Jersey Shore came out a year after and that really took off, and since i am in Ireland there was then a few UK reality series a couple of years later which are still running strong today. Its horse shit.

      [–]JayGatsbyFan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Every woman I referenced is under 23.

      [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

      This is great stuff Gatsby! I am wondering if you have a guide to text game?

      [–]nothere_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      there's a stickied one in r/trpgame IIRC

      [–]JayGatsbyFan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I don't have standard texting on my phone. I use iMessage or WhatsApp with WiFi only. If I do text, it's in response to what they send and probably something immature/sexual. Being able to text anywhere makes me too available, so I don't like it.

      [–]xallaboutx -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      "Chloe", very uncommon name for a german girl...,actually so rare that while i'm german too and also of her age group, I never heard that name here outside american tv/web. but this proves nothing, so yeah shit was smooth especially the interaction with Nikki I kinda am that smooth when it comes to texting cause I take my time to reply but in person... I guess it will come with time and more flirting, for now standup comedy helps me alot

      [–]JayGatsbyFan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She had an umlaut in her name ¯_(ツ)_/¯