Rather recently, an ex called me up telling me she was pregnant, she insisted that she knew I was the father of this aforementioned child. She was rather adamant I was the father. I asked her for a paternity test to be certain, it took some persuasion, she insisted, "It's not necessary, I know it's you, you're the father."
Eventually I convinced her to see if her claims were true. The paternity test concluded that I was not the biological father. She was honestly in hysterics, she claimed I cheated the test to get out of paying child support.
Honestly, this sort of behavior was why I discarded her. The child is not biologically mine, but she claims I should still help her out financially because she's, "Tight on cash."
Honestly I know she's tight on cash, because she liked to spend my money. I earn fairly good money, because I work hard and because I don't spend it like a simpleton.
It's not a hard concept, I feel sorry for her child, it seems like they will have a rather difficult childhood.
Oh, well, they are not mine so it is none of my concern.