While my school is pretty liberal on paper, the student base is easily one of the sluttiest colleges in America. Watching the new crop of freshman girls roll in each August is like watching the chef at a breakfast buffet bring out a hot new tray of bacon. It's truly a beautiful sight to behold.
As bittersweet as it was to forgo this year in exchange for two semesters abroad, I was able to spend some time in town with my friends at the beginning of the semester, since I didn't need to report to Europe until mid September. I had to cram in as many nights of drunken debauchery on American soil as I could before four months overseas.
I found out on my first night that the school had instated a new policy in the dorms, which had, of course, been pushed for by the campus young democrats and feminist groups. It basically stated that between midnight to 6am, you need to go through a checkpoint at the entrance of the dorm. At this checkpoint they check your keys and ID, as well as check for signs of drinking. If you have been drinking, and you are underage, you are sat the fuck down and given a ticket. Also, guests who are not residents of the dorm are not allowed in with you.
The school basically implemented this as a measure to deter underage drinking, as well as rape. Well, my college is pretty fucking ratchet, so pretty much nothing is going to damper the level of raging that goes on in August. Girls were out in full force, and after coming back drunk and getting a ticket just for wanting to make it home safely, they learned an alternative at a surprisingly quick rate. I think you know where I'm going with this.
The amount of girls shacking with my friends and I absolutely skyrocketed. They stopped putting a second thought towards going home and were that much more eager to sleep over. Getting laid was so stupidly easy I couldn't help but sit there and drunkenly thank feminists for this blessing while some freshman skag was enthusiastically riding my pole.
From what I heard on my last trip to school, the mandate is still in effect with no repeal in sight. I don't know if anyone on administration with a half a brain for statistics analyzed the steep drop in drinking tickets within the first few weeks of the semester, but knowing my school they'll do all they can to keep the feminists happy.
This August can't come soon enough.
While my school is pretty liberal on paper, the student base is easily one of the sluttiest colleges in America
What I meant by this is that the school really tries its best to appear family friendly, politically correct, and like a safe environment. They refuse to accept the huge party culture, like some universities do, and do all they can to suppress it.
Liberal was a bad word choice. Hope this clears it up a bit.