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[–]Endorsed ContributorWe_Are_Legion 191 points192 points  (6 children)

What the fuck are you looking in the comments for?

Play Slut-Quest.

[–]Cross_of_Coronado 31 points32 points  (3 children)

More sluts coming as DLC!

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Definitely needs the One Night in Vegas DLC

[–]Cross_of_Coronado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Vegas" is a stripper, right?

[–]MorePancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, I almost died... Hilarious

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedSunBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This game will knock your fedora off.

[–]TRiPdonGame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not usually roll on the floor laughing. Thank you for the beautiful ROFL, sir.

[–]dazed111 94 points95 points  (0 children)

as an independent game journalist who has had no intercourse with the makers of this game i give it 10/10

[–]bama79rolltide 77 points78 points  (10 children)

Where is DivorceQuest: Adventures In Legal Misandry?

[–]CptDefB 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This should be a thing.

"Do you ever see yourself getting married?"

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Play DivorceQuest."

While amusing, I'm sure I'm not the only one already hearing, "But I'm not like thaaat..." in the most typical girl whine.

[–]TheLameloid 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fucking calling Phil Fish right now

[–]bama79rolltide 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Then we can have the downloadable content:

DivorceQuest Extreme: New Guy moves into your old house, raises your kids!

[–]jolly--roger 12 points13 points  (4 children)

that's some nightmare difficulty

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I play that shit on God mode brah.

[–]humankin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Playing DivorceQuest IRL is its hardcore mode. Most hardcore game in world.

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No fucking shit.

[–]jolly--roger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anti-cheat enabled?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The people want it, game devs!

[–]sniperhiding 64 points65 points  (1 child)

This game sucks (hey game creators, I can change this to a positive review, if you send one of your plates over to my place).

[–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 42 points43 points  (3 children)

[–]M_rafay 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aw... I was hoping for some of Machy's sexy sexy writing when he gets in that mood...

[–]1 MMachiavellianRed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I shall revile in horror at the sheer tenaciousness of such assertions!

[–]HistoricalStickler 14 points15 points  (1 child)

"He tries to withdraw his privilege, but you got him in a deathlock and you feel his hot patriarchy shoot deep inside your oppression and hit your misandry spot."

Solid gold.

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What can I say? I love metaphors.

[–]MSoftHarem 34 points35 points  (1 child)

[–]dvidsilva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I rather have sex with In-n-out, but whatever.

[–]Ausfall 20 points21 points  (2 children)

TRIGGER WARNING: This game is not suitable for those easily tempted to have sex.

phew

Dodged a bullet, there.

[–]reigntastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their trigger warning triggered my fear of triggers, though.

[–]Adolf_ghandi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

1/10 trigger warning. Not even a half hard one. I like the game idea though.

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    [–]Overkillengine 22 points23 points  (3 children)

    Amusing discovery: There is more than one spot where you can do an infinite loop to rack up that score. Sitting at 1362....wonder if this thing has a score cap?

    [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 49 points50 points  (2 children)

    There's no limit to how much slut you can be... the only limits are your time, and your dedication.

    [–]87GNX 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Like Zombo, the only limit... is yourself

    [–]dvidsilva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I stayed there longer than I should've

    [–]WilkySan 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    I laughed! I cried! I came again and again!

    10/10 cannot recommend this game enough

    [–]magical_artist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I wish I could post this to facebook... the backlash would be severe however.

    [–]Perch1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    [–]DrBillC0sby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Sweet jesus it's legit. You can actually play it. You glorious son of a bitch. I wish I knew you irl so I could buy you a beer and shake your hand.

    [–]rockmasterflex 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I absolutely lost my shit when I got to this line:

    "You scoop a handful of left over burgers and fries and start shoving it into your mouth. "

    Masterfully written.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Same here, especially when you share them with the guy

    [–]Rei-Deus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    GOLD.

    [–]trialByException 9 points10 points  (7 children)

    those who like this might also like (edit: page has sound. Also: click through the first page to get to the fun part)

    Oppression Quest

    [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Trigger warning: Sound.

    [–]trialByException 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Hm, I can't hear any, but maybe just my browser.

    edit: ok, nvm, has sound.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorDownvoteToDisagree 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    No, you just can't hear it over your cis white male privilege... duh!

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      [–]Immuchtooawesome[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      [–]drunkt -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      As a programer I found this one too funny, learning to code takes skill. Better put out some shit that takes 30 minutes to whip up in JS( plus like 3 people worked on the game, wtf).

      I actually played Depression Quest, my god, it's not a game, it's literally a no effort 30 minutes of JS attempt at getting attention.

      Good text adventures exist( like Analog, a Hate story ) , but this isn't one of them

      [–]Cryocasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I'm fucking dying laughing. Thanks man.

      [–]hohamocha 4 points5 points  (11 children)

      Whats the ESRB rating for this game?

      [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 45 points46 points  (10 children)

      Rated M for Mature

      After a long evening of slow, romantic convincing, I have gotten the ESRB board to approve this at:

      Rated E for Everyone

      [–]hohamocha 9 points10 points  (8 children)

      Was the whole ESRB board involved in said slow romantic convincing?

      [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 20 points21 points  (7 children)

      My whole board sure was.

      [–]hohamocha 12 points13 points  (6 children)

      Thats raaaaaapppppppeeeee! You were raped! Make a blog about how the ESRB board raped you

      [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 14 points15 points  (5 children)

      They had leverage over me.. so I couldn't actually consent..

      oh my god.. now that you mention it, I do feel totally raped.

      [–]M_rafay 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      Sequel: RapeQuest.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Challenges include overcoming victim blaming and will checks to avoid getting too drunk to consent!

      [–]MalcolmDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Also TWO new modes! "Whose Fault is it Anyway?" where you are given a situation and must quickly choose pre-selected phrases to somehow accuse a man of rape after buyers remorse sex. Also, a new "No Responsibility" mode for those who just want to live the dream.

      [–]hohamocha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Shame those misogynists. How could they take advantage of a poor game developer? How?

      [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Quick somebody call Mandy Marcotte. We need a hit piece done on ESRB stat.

      [–]CptDefB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Enjoyed going through the various story lines.

      Laughter found on every page.

      Kudos!

      [–]Dexontronox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      A not-so-small part of me wants someone to give this to Quinn. Just to watch her, and her white-knight brigade, explode in to millions of special little snowflakes.

      This shit is better than what Hollywood is pumping out, I swear.

      [–]selfsufficientnigga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      'After David links to your blog, you decide to add a donate button and start posting video steams of you playing Tamagotchi in slutty clothes. You love Tamagotchi - he's so cute!'

      video steams -> video streams

      Will post more corrections if I find any.

      [–]bobbydrake69 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      you can get infinite points by fucking david over and over again.

      fix this shit before the next tournament.

      [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      You did get tired of fucking David, didn't you?

      Sort of polices itself.

      [–]Perch1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You can get even more points by refreshing the good ending page over and over.

      I'm ready for the tournament!

      [–]SgtBrutalisk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Ladies and gentlemen, my name is SgtBrutalisk and I'm here to ask and answer one simple question - WTF is SlutQuest.

      Now, let's take a look at the options menu. We can't, because there fucking isn't one. No FoV sliders, no control rebinding, no separate audio sliders, ughhh.

      Context.

      [–]DexiAntoniu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      That was a great game, really cinematic, well-thought, quite interesting in the universe it paints, only game I played this year and was happy to do so.

      [–]SgtBrutalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I too enjoy old school shooters and hope Carmack can wrestle Oculus Rift from Zuckerberg's greasy hands and make something worth playing when he's done tinkering with it.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      I went back to the bar, but David keeps showing up again. I need some cock variety here...

      [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This could become an iterative process. Look for more cock in future releases.

      [–]Overkillengine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      One-horse carousel!

      [–]swallowthisthrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The fucked up thing is it is literally that easy for women to make choices.

      [–]Gstreetshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What dudes are you gonna fuck for reviews?

      [–]TangoIndiaTangoSiera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "[1] Continue the cycle of oppression and have sex while you pretend you are attracted to this male, even though you're entitled to better. You never know if he is lying about being a vegan Buddhist and you trigger his male murder gene by mistake. [2] Continue the cycle of oppression and have sex while you pretend you are attracted to this male, even though you're entitled to better. You never know if he is lying about being a vegan Buddhist and you trigger his male murder gene by mistake."

      Anyone got some hints or cheat codes for this part? I can't decide which one will get me more points.

      [–]edman400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      WOW SHITLORD JEEZ SO RUDE ZOE QUINN IS A SAINT SHE DID NOTHING WRONG IM GOING TO GO ON TUMBLR AND TELLING THEM TO RAID YOU

      FUCK YOU WIZARDCHAN

      [–]whoops_fap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fuck this is funny.

      [–]MakeTheSexyTalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      14 points!

      [–]ALargeBicep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can't wait for the Triple Slut Attack DLC. When's the release OP?

      [–]sinalpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      [–]rockumsockumrobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hey OP, nice game. Have you considered making it into a visual novel? It's really easy to do, you can use ren-py. I'm pretty good with it too, if you need any help.

      [–]huge_gap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      10/10 would play again.

      [–]CementedToFailure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Amazing. 10/10.

      [–]surgeon_general 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      There are a suspicious number of people giving this game a 10/10. I don't know. Maybe I just need a blowjob, and then I'll shut the fuck up and enjoy the game.

      [–]kruddthemessiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This needs to hit the gaming media and sjw it would be hilarious

      [–]magical_artist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That was hilarious. You gotta love the faulty logic and the feminist dogma: men are vile, women are always the victims.

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        [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 8 points9 points  (22 children)

        Google Depression Quest

        [–]TheNarrowRoad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        dude what a waste of time. fuck this shit

        [–]Asyumara -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        I beat the game with a final score of 370. Is there only one way to beat the game?

        [–]The Private ManZamarski -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        This game has change my life for the better. Before, I was wallowing in middle age ennui. But after this game entered my life, I am a bright and happy fellow. Wow, just wow... I can't even...

        [–]cyear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        [–]Wheatspin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Has this been posted to r/gaming? Someone should post it on a throwaway or something

        [–]infapwetrust -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        Gr8 b8 m8 i can't h8 r8 8/8

        [–]Totsean -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        Winning at every stage, thanks.

        [–]VodkaTankerSpill -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        My patriarchy is hard for this game!

        [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No that's your privilege. You get excited enough then you shoot patriarchy

        [–]IMissOsama -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        /r/montageparodies will like this...