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[–]themoor 240 points241 points  (3 children)

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A different sort of wingman game, but top-shelf wingman game recognized.

[–]fernandoleon 16 points17 points  (2 children)

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You! You are still dangerous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fWr6CBARMw

[–]SupALupRT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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DANGGGGGGGER ZOOONE

[–]chiffonade- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Bestjamesbond 1 month ago sequel was even better. I think its called brokeback mountain?

LOL

[–][deleted]  (6 children)

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    [–]Nysem 35 points36 points  (4 children)

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    I had this sudden realization myself. It's a shit feeling, but it does help you become more clued up about women and not make the same mistake again.

    [–]X87DV 4 points5 points  (3 children)

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    So what do I do with all of these female "friends"

    [–]Viend 12 points13 points  (2 children)

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    5 month late reply here but if you still don't know the answer to the question, you can use them the same way the girl used OP's brother. Use them to increase your perceived score. A beta male hanging out with his 4 friendzoned girl friends can look like an absolute stud if he acts the right way in front of girls who are strangers.

    [–]TheJasminDragon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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    How should someone act?

    [–]Viend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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    Confident but not cocky.

    [–]iamme2 58 points59 points  (0 children)

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    This is some real man shit right here.

    You should be proud.

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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    You're a good brother Charlie Brown

    [–]fuk_offe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

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    "Wow" is food for her hamster. She will beat herself for months

    [–]ihavespellingproblem 35 points36 points  (10 children)

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    What happened next?

    [–]tsudonimh[S] 92 points93 points  (6 children)

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    She left, and without making an entertaining scene. I wish I could claim that I said something pithy and witty, but I'm gold medal class in the Shit-I-wish-I-thought-of-later Olympics. "Wow" was the best I had at the time.

    Sorry, not very entertaining.

    [–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (4 children)

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    "wow" was the perfect thing to say. She had nothing to bite, nothing to misinterpret and absolutely no comeback. You said more in one word than any paragraph of amusing quips would have done.

    Best of luck to your bro anyway, it's amazing how many people turn to TRP because a woman has been a massive bitch.

    [–]HitlersCow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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    What's also amazing is they often don't even realize they're being a bitch. He had to spell it out to her.

    [–]chicostatelegend 32 points33 points  (2 children)

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    Yup, period point blank. You dont want to confuse this girl's feeble mind... let that "wow" really marinate. She thought about those questions you asked her the rest of the day. The fact that she really doesnt know him very well will resonate in her.... because honestly, she probably thought she knew him pretty well up to that point! Thats how girls are

    [–]Repealer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

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    she did know him very well, she knew just how to keep him in orbit, just not in anything that was a 2-way relationship.

    [–]otisofro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Exactly

    [–]Alcoholic_Satan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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    I'm gold medal class in the Shit-I-wish-I-thought-of-later Olympics.

    This lmfao, that's awesome. Gonna remember this one.

    [–]iseeyou1312 34 points35 points  (2 children)

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    Spit roast.

    [–]Theophagist 57 points58 points  (1 child)

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    That is really inappropriate and rude, man. I don't know where you were raised but where I come from when two men take turns stuffing a lady with cock it's called a Chinese finger-trap. Try to stay classy, reddit.

    [–]QualityControlled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    You, I like you. Please stay.

    [–]captshady 44 points45 points  (3 children)

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    Now get him a copy of No More Mr. Nice Guy, so this never happens to him again.

    [–]biggyph00l 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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    Just picked up this audiobook after reading your comment. Been looking for solid redpill reading to introduce myself to the core concepts. Thanks for mentioning this.

    [–]RollinAbes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    I just got it also, loving it so far, thanks!

    [–]AlwaysLateToThreads 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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    You are the best big bro ever.

    [–]1favours_of_the_moon 54 points55 points  (0 children)

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAhahaaaaaa.

    I'd buy you beer dude.

    [–]chiffonade- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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    this is why women respect, fear, and are attracted to older men.

    [–]Endorsed Contributor30303030303030 36 points37 points  (3 children)

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    Don't ever give any (well, maybe a tiny bit) emotional connection/support to a woman without her paying for it with sex. He gave her emotional part of relationship she needed and wanted, and with that he allowed her to fuck muscled guys who weren't interested in cuddling her ego.

    Problem is he (and great majority of men does this) gave up his bargaining chip for free.

    He needs your help if he indeed stroked his cock to her for 4 years.

    [–]AlwaysLateToThreads 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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    Don't give away the milk for free.

    [–]Buchloe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    Great advice. I'm saving that one.

    [–]anefx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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    Props to you, OP. You're a good brother.

    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

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    Women aren't held to any real standards by their orbiters, so it's only natural that they don't put any effort into those relationships—if someone isn't expected to put any effort into a relationship, they won't. They know that their orbiters are always forgiving and will often blame themselves for any bullshit that comes their way:

    I should have reminded her twice that we're supposed to meet here at 3:00! I know she's always so busy. I'm such an idiot.

    That said, considering Facebook shows birthday reminders, employers, and ages, how would you have responded had she answered those question correctly? It would only show an extremely superficial level of understanding of your brother, but it could have lead your brother to fall into the mindset of:

    She knows! She must care about me. I knew it!

    I'm assuming she has forgotten one or more of his birthdays in the past, which is what lead to the question in the first place.

    Also, I should mention that your submission stops mid-sentence:

    And with that one word, I swear, it was like a light came on behind my brother's eyes. I could actually see the instant he

    [–]DesiAntiFeminist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    considering Facebook shows birthday reminders, employers, and ages, how would you have responded had she answered those question correctly?

    "What have done for my brother lately?"

    [–]neutrally_buoyant 11 points12 points  (2 children)

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    I pointed out that she was probably just using him to raise her perceived score; that by him paying her attention in public, it made her seem more attractive to other guys.

    Is that really why girls do that? Sounds like a male PUA technique being projected back onto women.

    I suspect the benefit of bringing their orbiters out in public, is to keep less-confident men from approaching because they are intimidated by the entourage. Screens out the guys that the girl wouldn't be interested in anyway. I doubt it actually raises her attractiveness in anyone's eyes. EDIT: except maybe other women's.

    [–]roadhand 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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    except maybe other women

    We have a winner! Nothing here for men to see, move along ...

    [–]lono12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    You're over thinking it. I think we all are.

    [–]Ronin11A 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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    Holy Hell what I would have paid to have been present for that. Seriously, brilliant play. You managed to turn her shit test against her, reveal her self-centered nature, and pump up your brother's self-esteem simultaneously. Kick ass.

    [–]Ragnar09 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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    Great brother you are. Make sure he never talks to her again unless she calls for sex.

    [–]SmexyMillz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    Kudos I would have loved to be there to see the blue pill dissolve in front of your brothers eyes. Give him Rooshs books and force feed him some heartistse. Every man needs this to happen to them so they can finally level up and realise the truth

    [–]AlphaPill 10 points11 points  (6 children)

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    Do you think he'll be more red pill with women in the future or is he more like "wow, this chick is a crappy friend" without realizing this applies to women in general?

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

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    I'm sure his brother will teach him about NAWALT ...

    [–]Buchloe -1 points0 points  (1 child)

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    What is NEWALT?

    [–]randomkloud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    what

    [–]DanReggins 6 points7 points  (1 child)

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    OMFG.

    Upvote this if you cry everytime.

    (I didn't cry but I still upvoted.)

    [–]S4mmiches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    My eyes actually had a 0,2% increase in wetness after reading this.

    [–]watersign 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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    [–]no_turn_unstoned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    If this isn't copypasta it sure needs to be.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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    Now all he has to do is ask himself why all this happened and what causes her to act like this.

    [–]Bro_Quest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    You're a real bro.

    [–]Merryberry9 12 points13 points  (5 children)

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    First time on this thread. Can someone please explain to me what "the red pill" is?

    [–]chicostatelegend 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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    /r/theredpill. Click the info button. Basically its a choice that men make to not be your regular slap-dick captain save-a-hoe. Its a reference to the matrix where neo chooses the red pill over the blue pill to become "enlightened"

    [–]project2501a 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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    sidebar.

    [–]ThePacketSlinger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    Come on guys, dont downvote the uninitiated. Some trp newbies are new to reddit as well.

    [–]MartialWay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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    The Redpill is basically telling an army of Ned Starks that they don't have to march honorably off to their deaths anymore, that maybe everyone would have been better off if you just played politics a little better instead.

    [–]jakethesnake76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Beautiful story man, about some one being exposed as a vampire (user)!

    [–]bmastermind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Priceless

    [–]James_Coook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Good for you man. I would have loved to have a brother like you when I was a clueless beta. Tell him to make r/TheRedPill his homepage. That will open his eyes up to the truth.

    [–]James_Coook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Dude just tell her to cut this cunt out of her life. She sounds like a leech who is looking for a beta orbiter for her entourage to give her validation / attention.

    [–]TheGlowingRedPill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    You, the one that got friendzoned, you have an awesome brother.

    [–]∞ Red Pill VisionaryRollo-Tomassi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Have your brother read the case study I start this post with: http://therationalmale.com/2011/11/10/good-girls-do/

    Then have him read this: http://therationalmale.com/2012/02/14/guilt-of-conceit/

    This should solidify his new found awareness.

    [–]OrangeJuliusPage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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    My brother discovered just how much his "friendship" with a woman was worth to her.

    This isn't exactly the lesson he should have gotten from it. If you are viewed as a high quality male, women will not only remember that personal stuff, but actively make your life easier and better organized.

    See, for example, any Geezer who is Alpha, and whose doting wife adores him decades after they first met, while remembering all those details not only about her husband, but their kids, grandkids, siblings, friends, and everybody else.

    There's a reason why elderly widowers often croak out shortly after their wives, but why widows can go on for years longer than their husbands. The dudes were so Alpha that their wives became the metaphorical first mate of the ship, and those dudes have a hard time readjusting to structuring and organizing their lives without their wives to help with the heavy lifting.

    and she'd gone home with "some brainless idiot". Gentle probing suggested that said idiot had far more muscles that my slender brother.

    This is a bullshit copout and your brother comes off as a butthurt whussbag. Setting aside the fact that women probably do want to be with a strong man, you and the brother create a false dichotomy in that the "brainless idiot" couldn't have possibly have been charming, confident, had a decent job, or even been a bright dude who happened to also be fit.

    The lesson for your brother to take away is that his relationship with the family friend is toast, but in the future, to not act so Beta, clearly communicate what he wants out of a relationship to a girl, and engage in self-improvement to get to the point that he can extract dates and commitment from even better girls.

    [–]psiZA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    Right in the feels.

    [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (7 children)

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    I pointed out that she was probably just using him to raise her perceived score; that by him paying her attention in public, it made her seem more attractive to other guys.

    ALL MY RAGE! Just knowing that people would do this is just infuriating.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

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    Right, I think raging at this is hypocritical. It's a known-to-work strategy for guys to bring attractive women with them to a club/bar/whatever when trying to pull, as it is perceived to validate his sexual ability/value. Frowning on a woman for doing the same thing is hardly fair. Identify it and avoid being "that guy", but don't rage that such tactics exist.

    [–]jabberworx -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

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    [–]Akerfeldt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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    Yep.