Remember when you were a kid and your parents splurged on the toy you never thought you’d have? That feeling of absolute boyish joy is what European men feel when they hear the American Tourist mating call, “I’m here to find myself!” Giovanni’s eyes light up because he knows he is going to be giving a tour of his Leaning Tower of Pisa. Bertrand starts smiling because in a couple of hours he is going to be sharing his buttered baguette. Axel readies his howitzer for vaginal bombardment. The whole world knows what American women are. That is except American men, who are trained to tolerate all female behavior.
Why are American women regarded as the biggest whores on the planet? A big part of it is appearance. The American definition of sexy is the Mexican street hooker’s definition of business casual. There aren’t yoga pants labia parades in London and Paris like there are in LA and New York. Most of the world’s women take pride in wearing heals and flowing dresses. Americans, take pride in being slovenly in PJ’s or libertine in ass-out cutoff shorts.
American women differ from most of the world’s women in that they are covered in sloppy piercings and unoriginal tattoos. While these body modifications are detrimental to a woman’s femininity they do serve an important purpose. American women are vapid narcissists. They want to talk about themselves but have nothing to say. A Marilyn Monroe quote or a lip piercing is a crutch. It’s a conversation piece. It’s a tool for someone who is so devoid of substance that she has to disfigure herself to get attention. A woman who does this, isn’t above fucking for attention. Men know this. It’s why they seek out American woman for one night stands.
Moral Hazard is a term used to describe the cause of the Great Recession. This concept is also crucial to understanding American women. When a person isn’t held accountable for the risks they take they are incentivized to engage in additional risky behavior. This could mean betting on risky derivatives. It could also mean posting sex selfies on Instagram, cheating on a husband or removing a father’s presence from a child’s life. American women aren’t held accountable for anything they do. If they premeditate a murder it’s because they had battered woman’s syndrome. If they fellate a dude and regret it, they were taken advantage of. If the behavior was inexcusable, then they were just going through a phase.
The funny thing is, American woman really are going through a phase. They’re going through a phase where they are only concerned with indulging their baser instincts because they know they won’t have to pay the price. Children and fathers pay the price of divorce. The welfare state pays the price for women who can’t comprehend family planning. The taxpayer pays the price when inept women are hired for redundant government jobs.
The United States has reached a tipping point of social decline from which there is no going back. American women are having a great time sucking dick and gorging on cupcakes. They have no interest in heeding calls for moderation and anyone who tries to help them is guilty of fat/slut shaming. American women have dug themselves into a deep hole and declared it a mountain top. You can’t pull them out because they don’t want to get out. The best thing to do is to just move on.
Luckily, not all women are American women. Not all women fantasize about divorce, refuse to cook for their families or take pride in childish behavior. American women are whores and are only good for plowing. If you want to win the horserace that is marriage, you shouldn’t be looking at plow horses. There are plenty of caring loving women who would make wonderful wives and mothers. Don’t bother looking for fresh apples at the bottom of the barrel. Don’t bother looking for the perfect American wife.
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