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[–]Overkillengine 55 points56 points  (13 children)

Lol, reminds me of a former acquaintance that was upset the details of the affair she was having with a married man were no longer a secret....when she was the one gossiping about it at work!

I told her she should have rented a billboard instead.

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 29 points30 points  (12 children)

Billboards cost money, telling the right woman what you want everyone to know costs nothing.

[–]Dark triad expert: - http://illimitablemen.com/ - [3 Points]IllimitableMan 20 points21 points  (10 children)

I never tell women secrets. I always tell them shit I want everybody else to know whilst marketing what I'm divulging to her as a secret, or at least implying it's in confidence by the very nature of what's being said. Works well. Women can't resist a juicy secret, they'll go around spreading it to everyone (no pun intended) saying "keep this a secret, I'm not meant to tell anyone this but..."

[–]Hajimotto 7 points8 points  (9 children)

I tell a woman an unimportant secret when I want to know a social network. If you tell a woman a secret it is useful to follow who knows it when because it shows the relationship between different women and whom each gossips with.

[–]RobNine 5 points6 points  (6 children)

I take this a step further. I tell the same secret with 3 different details. Let's me know who talked.

Ex: I just got $2000/3000/4000 from Scratch off/Stole it/Won it at a raffle.

Let's me know who I can actually trust.

[–]2elysius 0 points1 point  (5 children)

None of you guys actually do this.

[–]1oldredder 0 points1 point  (4 children)

honestly I did this but in a darker era of my life. It wasn't related to gaming girls. It was related to who would say what to another and later while driving if I was questioned by cops about detail x I knew who talks to the cops.

I was an escort driver which is legal but it's iffy in my country. Hookers are legal, driving them is legal, paying by the hour is legal, soliciting for sex is NOT legal & having a dwelling dedicated to sex-work is also not legal (hence the demand for my driving job, always a new location).

It always helps me to know who speaks & who listens.

[–]2elysius 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Just a curiosity: How are hookers legal but soliciting for sex not legal? You can say yes if they offer but you can't approach one and bring up the topic yourself?

[–]1oldredder 0 points1 point  (2 children)

HOW? Well, it's something that's been law in my country for more than a century worded pretty much exactly like that. From my understanding as the driver the girl will state the price for her time and the customer will decide what he will pay for (time). When she returns I get a cut. If she returns early that's OK. If she returns late that's NOT OK and I show up armed & dangerous to find out why.

Soliciting means ANY offer of a sex-act for money so the girl can't offer sex directly for money & you can't directly offer money for sex either.

I recall rates for 30, 45 minutes, 1 hour & overnights. A lot of guys would just add hour by hour & I'd get the call to update on what time for pickup. Surprisingly at least 1/4 were just men who wanted company of a woman. These girls aren't shy so they'd say if there's sex, if they say no sex, I believe them. I don't even ask but they're women. They can't stop talking about damn near anything.

Thankfully they're also touchy-feely so it was always a nice show when I had several in the car & they'd feel each other up. "Oh, are these ones fakies? Let me feel them!"

I also learned just about all of them had children & a husband or boyfriend.

The escort agencies are 100% legal and you just call and ask what girls are available, what the prices are for time and they tell you. You say where to send a girl, I get the dispatch call & bring one. These are tax-paying legal businesses.

[–]2elysius 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That sounds so backwards and insane.

[–]CouldntFindGudName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could use an example, I feel there is a nice juicy story to it. have you ever caught anyone by using this?

[–]Dark triad expert: - http://illimitablemen.com/ - [3 Points]IllimitableMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Incredible insight, appreciate it.

[–]Overkillengine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The part that is sad is apparently I had a better understanding of the grapevine gossip line of a workplace filled with bored middle aged women than she did.

[–]dldallas 52 points53 points  (8 children)

How do you respond to accusations that you fucked the brains out of /u/trudatness for a positive review?

[–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

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[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 27 points28 points  (6 children)

I'm a married man. I would never cheat on my wife, nor would I ever exchange sex for a good review.

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 21 points22 points  (5 children)

I would trade sex for a positive revue, if the sex was good I would tell her so.

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Full disclosure...

Dat pussy was fire yo

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Its still burning. The urinals at work have scorch marks from the fire in DAT pussy.

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

[–]otiswild 0 points1 point  (1 child)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5a-deHquc

Three days later, go see the doctorrrrrrrrr.......

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha Ha Ha

Kool Moe Dee

I said mamma Mia I'm going to kill that girl next time I see her

This song goes way back to my high school years.

[–]1NV0K3R 75 points76 points  (4 children)

I really wish I could hand out points. All of this is hilarious and brilliant yet sadly many people will miss the point.

[–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Hahah

[–]1NV0K3R 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Oh lord I probably shouldn't be playing this at work.

"You feel no remorse...." I'm dying.

How long did this take you to make? Like...a week?

[–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

[–]TheLameloid 41 points42 points  (0 children)

We need the list of game devs you fucked in order to make this magnificent work of art.

[–]EBONICSmajor 38 points39 points  (3 children)

For the love of all that good x-post this to r/gaming and watch the tears of laughter stream back through here with another big spike in subscribers.

[–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Go for it!

[–]Overkillengine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, either that or a stream of butt hurt that this satire points out how easily members of the industry are manipulated.

But that is something else that can be laughed at too, so whatever.

[–]16 Endorsed ContributorCyralea 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I for one refuse to accept these false allegations against RPS. He says they're untrue and he has a penis, that's all the evidence I need.

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 12 points13 points  (2 children)

OH NOES!!

OMG you got doxxed!!

People need to look at this to understand how bad doxxing is.

[–]UnclutteRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there, and I aint even mad about it, too many lolz at work.

[–]MorePancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But.... that's the game again....

[–]Old_Pine_Tree 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This doxxing has a shocking lack of dyed hair, facial piercings, emo glasses and fat upper pubic areas.

[–]HerculestheRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And whiny "fix it for me" entitlement. Very big lack of that.

[–]nigmondo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Who in their right mind produces text based adventure games these days? Redpillschool you big fat feminist self doxxing attention whore

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heuheuheuh

[–]hohamocha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. I was about to send hustler magazines to a ranch in Texas to a guy named Josh McMan

[–]Endorsed ContributortrpSenator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]The_Turbinator 1 point2 points  (2 children)

OK whoever wrote this is a genious, I want you to know that I spent the last 10 minutes in tears of laughter.

David kicks into a higher gear and his privilege is pounding inside your oppression and hitting that misandry spot over and over.

You orgasm really fucking hard and David can't help but notice. You feel his privilege pulsate inside you and you know he's about to blow his patriarchy, but it feel soooo good.

You lock you legs around him and grind him really hard. He tries to withdraw his privilege, but you got him in a deathlock and you feel his hot patriarchy shoot deep inside your oppression and hit your misandry spot.

Wow was that good. Thank God for plan B. You have a bottle of that shit at home.

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

eh it was kind of rushed we didn't catch all the typos

[–]The_Turbinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still love you guys.

/no homo

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao. This game is awesome.

[–]MSoftHarem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PACK IT UP BOYS.

[–]goemon45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit for a moment I thought this was serious.

[–]sinalpha 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]1bicepsblastingstud 4 points5 points  (14 children)

This shouldn't be stickied. It's a personal thing, a personal project -- it's funny, and an excellent riff on pop culture, but it doesn't help anybody learn.

From our "mission statement" for 2014:

Just as Reddit is the "front page of the internet" /r/TheRedPill[3] has become a major "front page of the manosphere" We are now a major hub for all manosphere related activity. Every single prominent blogger is linked here, browses here, and has done an AMA[4] . We have an extremely active community and it is only going to get bigger. As that happens the mod staff refuses to let our signal weaken. We will not have our message softened by anyone.

Totally in favor of you making the game, I think it's hilarious. But It shouldn't be stickied like this.

[–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Somebody scored low on slut quest...

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    [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

    I assure you, we worked long and hard on slut quest.

    But don't take my word for it, have you gotten the top score ?

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      [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      I guess I was just thinking, why bother at all?

      And that really is the question, isn't it?

      This game is more than a game. It's a lesson in philosophy, and perhaps even religion.

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        [–]Tom_The_Human 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        What I got from it is that having a vagina is like carrying the One Ring; yes it may give you incredible power and it will influence others, but it comes with the price of fucking you up mentally as well.

        [–]Dark triad expert: - http://illimitablemen.com/ - [3 Points]IllimitableMan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Today I learned the ring is a symbol for hedonism and gollum was the biggest whore middle-earth ever saw.

        [–]Overkillengine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Heh.

        ShitLord of the Rings.

        [–]1bicepsblastingstud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Haha!

        Caught me :(

        [–]jizzsplasher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        He is right.

        3 Posts about this. And this one is sensationalist and the title is misleading. This whole Zoey Quinn Stuff ,(wich Slut Game is refering to) is not that relevant to the /theredpill reader. So why then is it highlighted ?

        [–]prodigyx -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

        Ah come on. It's fun, it's funny. No harm in stickying it for a while until it rises to the top on its own. It is going to attract a bunch of trolls either way.

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          [–]2 Mredpillschool[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          Ok so the scandal was that an indie game developer tried to make a choose-your-own adventure html game, but wasn't getting much attention. She wanted it on steam, so she fucked five industry guys to get favorable reviews, and to get it green-lit on steam. Her boyfriend finally went online and told the story because he didn't like her cheating on him.

          The rumors include: she doxxed herself (with fake information) to get media attention, faked her website getting hacked.

          Every major news outlet/discussion board then proceeded to censor any discussion about it, showing the reaches of feminism on the gaming industry.

          We felt particularly moved to produce a game that helped simulate her struggles, so that the home-viewer could understand just what she went through.

          [–]Realsexism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I know the feeling, this girl I know wanted to make a game called vagina quest, the basic premise was that she wanted people to give her money because according to her the universe revolved around her vagina. She put that vagina to a lot of work to get where she was, she used it hard, and because that was the only thing she had going for her it was very close to her heart, especially after getting stretched the way it did. Some people said that although there may be a black hole at the centre of the universe it was probably not the one between her legs, which is unfair because it could just be the other end of a wormhole that starts in the centre of the universe and ends between her legs. She has put a lot of effort into sending manned missions in there so she deserves some sort of funding, especially if its just money donated by SJWs who will just donate to people who want free tampons instead.

          [–]rockumsockumrobots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hahaha I see what you did there OP! Great game by the way. HOW DARE MEN OPPRESS WOMEN BY MAKING FLIMSY BEDS!

          [–]prodigyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This is great. You are brilliant.

          [–]HappyWifeLife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          In with 30 points!

          [–]red_tux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          OH NO!!! Let's all break frame and oppress others for oppressing us...

          /u/redpillschool Should I start sending mail order bride info to your Beachfront Estate in Florida too?

          [–]Uzinero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          This was the funniest thing I've ever played. Well done, absolutely brilliant.

          [–]zerogravityii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Oooo you live on a ranch? That's pretty sweet. Like Hey Dude.

          [–]SouthwellR -1 points0 points  (2 children)

          I'd be interested in finding out what /u/illimitableman is really like

          [–]HerculestheRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          He's kind of intense. He doesn't know when to stop. He has no limits.

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Better ddos the sub and blame it on srs

          [–]lubeoil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          EDIT: He probably doesn't even know what a phone is.

          [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          [–]derfolly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          While amusing, I have no idea what I'm supposed to learn or take away from this that's useful or productive.

          [–]Gstreetshit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Oh I get it. You makin fun of da 5guise and in&out bergers

          Seriously. The amount of SJW buttblastedness has been fun to watch.

          Too bad they are only able to follow through with cries of help instead of actual suicide.

          "I'm literally shaking while reading this"

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          I don't understand fuck all. What the hell did I miss?