Round one: My girlfriends went from fat to thin. What do I do? Notice the underlying current of jealousy the fatty has for her friends. What woman doesn't harbor a secret hatred for those prettier than her?
Round two: I'm a huge fatass and my husband wants me to lose weight. Now there's no sex because I'm so disgusting. What do I do? Abbey hits it out of the park: listen, sweetcheeks, see a dietician and a psychologist.
Round three: Fatties respond in a rage. Let's discuss the narcissism of women:
First response: He needs to support her. It's not the fat blimp that's the problem, it's the husband. Her weight isn't the problem, it's the marriage itself. (By the way, I'm a huge fatass, too, so I'm projecting this onto myself.)
Second response: She has a disease! It's not her fault! Society doesn't recognize her condishuns!
EDIT: I don't usually post here, I'm not a "red piller," so to speak, but I figured you guys could appreciate it.