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[–]shamanbard 191 points192 points  (24 children)

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Hahaha on that first one: "All my girlfriends who've lost weight are no longer 'vivacious and sassy' (translation: loud and obnoxious)".

Almost nothing annoys me more than over-the-top loud fat chicks.

PS: It's not that I'm against anyone being themselves and just doing their thing in public, but the way these sorts of women do it is put-on and try-hard. It's just as annoying is seeing a man act in a put-on, try-hard manner.

[–]Aaron565 62 points63 points  (16 children)

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Its just them screaming for attention. Literally.

The best thing you can do is tell them to take it down a notch. Depending on the setting, you can even laugh at them and socially get away with it.

[–]Fundumpsters 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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"You are only shouting because it takes extra effort to squeeze air out of that big fat mouth"'

[–]shamanbard 19 points20 points  (14 children)

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Haha, what about this? "If you're trying to talk louder than your body is large, let me get you a megaphone!"

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    [–]Thundercock720 23 points24 points  (0 children)

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    I would fucking die, this is utter perfection.

    [–]southernmost 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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    That'll do, pig. That'll do.

    [–]Fallen_Angle 10 points11 points  (1 child)

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    Here's some more, in case there are repeat offenses:

    "I think the aquarium had another break out".

    "Sorry, I don't speak sea mammal."

    "Whales sure do have loud mating calls."

    "Back to the ocean with thee!"

    [–]bitchdantkillmyvibe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    I like this one a lot.

    [–]rebuildingMyself 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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    What's the whale signal for shut the fuck up?

    [–]mossbergman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    "Shut your cock holster"

    [–]cmaster6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    This is too fucking hilarious! I picture it said in an easy but stern tone and shamu sits the fuck down and shuts up

    [–]cooledcannon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    That wouldnt work. Because if you take it literally, the fatter you are, the louder you are "allowed" to talk.

    Besides, women(especially fatties) arent logically inclined enough to understand this.

    [–]Thundercock720 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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    This just sounds like its a seinfeld reject.

    [–]shamanbard 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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    Actually, I stole it from Mad About You. Similar show, only less funny.

    [–]Thundercock720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    Well, thats upsetting.

    [–]Link_GR 51 points52 points  (4 children)

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    Whenever I'm out with my friends I always notice that the fat chicks laugh the loudest and the fakest. Like "HAHAHAHA LOOK AT ME, I'M HAVING SO MUCH WITH MY FUNNY FRIENDS HAAAAAAAAAAA"

    [–]shamanbard 14 points15 points  (1 child)

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    That's the exact reason it's so irritating, are they trying to be Mo'Nique or something?

    [–]darkkite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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    [–]FinalEquin0x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    They want to project higher status.

    Silly fat women

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    SEE? WE'RE NOT SAD INSIDE! WE'RE HAVING FUN!

    [–]hadvarian 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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    Honestly, they wouldn't annoy me at all if there wasn't their "Look at me, I'm obese and proud, recognize my beauty or suffer in your inability to appreciate it." Imposing your ideas over others like that is like farting in the tube and being mad at people that are unhappy about it.

    [–]Duh_Mad_Botanist 80 points81 points  (4 children)

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    Reminds me of a time when I was out with a large group of friends meeting up at Denny's after a night of fun. As I was leaving and one of the ladies, who happened to be at least 150lbs overweight, announced to me in a very loud voice that all in our group could hear, "hey xxxx, have you ever had a BBW", to which I replied "no thanks, not my thing", then continued to leave. The next day I got hit with a shit storm from all the hamsters screeching "you're an asshole, how could you embarrass her like that?". I responded with "I'm not the one who put it out in public and at no time have I ever displayed any interest in her sexually" as if I was obliged to have sex with this gross matinee of a woman because she made a public display of her desire for me. We all know that if the situation was reversed it would have been fine for a woman to shoot me down and for all the hamsters to have a good laugh at the fat guy trying to get with a woman that's "out of his league".

    [–]notmyuglyside 27 points28 points  (2 children)

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    You were even nice about it.

    [–]sway_usa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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    Exactly. You could have easily laughed and called her a pig. You took the proverbial "high road".

    Next time drop the nuke on her. Your friends might leave you alone if they know you have the balls to defend yourself.

    [–]Thundercock720 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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    I dont think whaling pays enough for me to be interested.

    [–]MrMagwitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    .

    [–]Thors_Cock 72 points73 points  (7 children)

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    Abbey is fucking awesome. Can we include her in our next secret patriarchy meeting?

    [–]TattedGuyser 20 points21 points  (6 children)

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    Shhhhh! You know the first rule...

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (5 children)

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    Shhhhh! You know the first rule...

    That the meetings are on the second Tuesday of the month?

    [–]1wiseclockcounter 2 points3 points  (3 children)

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    I think he means the one about having a penis.

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      [–]Dr_Nikk -1 points0 points  (1 child)

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      Now everyone knows fool!

      [–]tilzilch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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      It's ok. They still don't know the second rule.

      [–]17 Endorsed ContributorJP_Whoregan 110 points111 points  (78 children)

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      The fact that you seem to identify that female fat acceptance is reaching epidemic proportions might mean you're on the way to being a RP'er, though. Notice I said "female" fat acceptance, because there is no "fat acceptance" movement for men.

      [–]SirNemesis 20 points21 points  (4 children)

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      I've noticed that skinny nerds tend to partner up with overweight or even obese girlfriends. Presumably, they have similar SMV.

      Which is why "fat acceptance" is not a problem for men. If anything, men would need to advocate "skinny acceptance". Of course,men don't act entitled and instead choose to lift or accept their lower SMV...

      [–]countingthedays 6 points7 points  (1 child)

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      Of course,men don't act entitled and instead choose to lift or accept their lower SMV...

      Some guys do.

      [–]Relaxation1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

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      Am a skinny dude. Can confirm haha. I workout and have muscle though, so not typical skinny guy. Maybe I just feel skinny because most people are overweight. But still, these chunky chicks are hot with the big booty. I get stoked when guys don't like fat chicks. More for me. Probably has to do with nofap though too.

      I like hot chicks too btw obviously. But some fat chicks are hot to me.

      [–]dvrzero 52 points53 points  (66 children)

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      I accept my fat because bacon cheeseburgers.

      I am like 33% less fat now and strong as hell, but this belly is being a bitch.

      Bacon cheeseburgers.

      [–]abutterfly 53 points54 points  (58 children)

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      Eat them without the bun. Profit.

      [–]Fundumpsters 31 points32 points  (19 children)

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      And replace the beer that goes with said cheeseburger with water..lots and lots of water.

      [–]abutterfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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      No need to get crazy, man.

      [–]Iurand 11 points12 points  (13 children)

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      Or better, replace cheeseburgers with water.

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      bad idea, hunger is like a lot like sleep. If you suppress it builds on you and must be made up at a later time

      [–]RPGoon 16 points17 points  (3 children)

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      I've never experienced this at all. I do 24hr fasts pretty regularly and I find that the hunger comes in waves and never gets more intense then the hunger I feel around the 4-6 hr mark

      [–]cooledcannon -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

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      You are probably fat adapted. Most people(especially unhealthy fatties) arent.

      But you still will have to make up the calories at a later time.

      [–]whatever6 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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      You are wrong. The body reacts negatively to fasting only after a few days. This is why short 24h fasts work so well.

      [–]cooledcannon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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      Either you are overeating to start, or fasting makes you undereat. You cant eat less if you werent overeating to begin with. Chances are your hunger is accurate.

      [–]bitchdantkillmyvibe 1 point2 points  (6 children)

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      Is this actually true? I barely eat during the day at work but find myself ravenous during night when home.

      [–]FagMuffin 3 points4 points  (4 children)

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      nicotine is a hunger suppressant. /r/electronic_cigarette

      [–]bitchdantkillmyvibe 4 points5 points  (3 children)

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      i don't smoke?

      [–]Ichbinzwei 6 points7 points  (2 children)

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      Are you sure?

      [–]godstriker8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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      Can't find it right now, but I remember reading a study where participants who skipped a meal only ate around 30% more food at their next meal compared to their average meal size.

      So while people will generally eat more at their next meal, they won't exactly make up what they didn't eat.

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        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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        WOW! Good on you... for doing that at Planet Fitness. HA! I heard they have 'Lunk Alarms' for when people feel uncomfortable with others' grunting.

        [–]cbarrett1989 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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        Planet fitness is where the idea of getting inshape goes to die. To put it in perspective a PF and a Gold's gym opened almost simoultaneously in my home town. The Gold's gym had a cardio theatre, sauna, all kinds of classes from yoga to krav maga, tanning salons, the best personal trainers and every piece of equipment you could want. They had a fresh food bar where you could get shakes, protein snacks and healthy energy supplements.

        Planet fitness serves cookies on the way in, was 2/3rds of the size of the gold's, almost none of the equipment and what they had was not organized at all by what it did.

        I gave both a fair shot and tried out PF first. Their main draw for me was the 24 hour access since i was on nights at the time and enjoyed a nice run after work. I go their during the day, it was me and like 4 soccer moms. I go to start with the free weights and I get this ice cold stare from all of them like i just wandered into compton wearing the wrong color bandana and a shirt that said "porch monkey 4 life". I just kept to myself since any and all conversation to be had was done before it even started.

        I get to the end of my sets and muscle fatigue is starting to set in so i let out a little gutteral reminder to breathe. Those bitches were on that lunk alarm like the fat bitches in OP's post are on cake. Im miffed so i finish and make another small grunt and sure enough those cunts were ontop of it before i could even set my weights down. I take out my headphones and ask them what their problem is. The one who kept doing it said "your grunting is bothering me, you shouldnt be such a caveman. Theres places yu can go for that."

        I told her "listen if you want peace and serenity i know of a yoga studio that is full of prissy little self-entitled twats who pretend to lift free weights at the gym too. Im sure youd fit right in." I got cleaned up went up to the manager and told him this isnt the gym for me and asked for a refund on my membership.

        I immediately went over to gold's, and when i told them what happened they gave me 3 months free just for switching. I got to watch starship troopers whenever i went on a run and took krav maga. When your gym mebership costs less than an average meal at mcdonalds, just remember you get what you pay for.

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        Meh, it was right next to my house and super cheap. As a gym it wasn't the best but it produced results

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (32 children)

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        Lmao I used Keto to lose a good amount of fat in a short time by eating bacon cheeseburgers, subtract bun and ketchup and add mayo.

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          Yes I said subtract (Bun and Ketchup) and add (Mayo).

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                [–]1johnnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                Look up average Inuit life span

                http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2013/12/18/inuit_life_expectancy_lags_as_rest_of_canada_living_longer.html

                Male life expectancy rose to 67.7 years from 63.5 years; among women, life expectancy rose to 72.8 years from 71.1 years

                Among Inuit men, the main reason for the lower life expectancy was injury, particularly self-inflicted injury among males aged 15 to 24.

                In fact, when causes of death related to smoking were grouped together, they accounted for about one-third of the difference between life expectancy among Inuit women and women in the rest of the country.

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                  [–]1johnnight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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                  http://www.theiflife.com/the-inuit-paradox-high-fat-lower-heart-disease-and-cancer/

                  Want to know about a group of people who eat primarily only meat and fat, very little fruits and vegetables and are healthier than any other group of people? Well meet the Inuit from the frozen North. They seemed to eat all the things that are blamed for heart disease and cancers (meat and fat) yet somehow had little to no diseases of modern man. Let’s learn a little more about them. Below you will find several resources and reading materials on them (to keep you busy while I do my taxes for the next couple days!). But here are the highlights:

                  The Inuit traditional diet offers natural protection against two of the planet’s biggest killers — heart disease and cancer

                  Dewailly says the traditional Inuit diet is high in selenium, common to whale skin, and likely explains why prostate cancer is almost unheard of in the north, as are most other cancers. Cardiovascular disease is also rare, likely because the Inuit diet remains rich in wild game. “The traditional Inuit diet is fats and proteins, no sugar at all,” says Dewailly. “It is probably one of the healthiest diets you can have. The human body is built for that.”

                  The solution to the paradox may lie in the fact that not all fat is created equal. “[The Inuit] ate a lot of marine animals, like walruses and seals, whales and so forth, and the blubber of these animals is a very high source of monounsaturated fat,”says Cordain. “So if you contrast the Inuit diet to the Western diet, it actually turns out to be lower in saturated fat- very high in fat, but high in healthful fat, monounsaturates and polyunsaturates, high in a specific type of polyunsaturates called omega-3 fatty acids that come from the marine food chain.” Arctic people had plenty of protein but little carbohydrate, so they often relied on gluconeogenesis.

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                  Keto/Paleo are fine with most vegetables (no potatoes, corn, etc.), especially leafy greens; yes it's a low-carb diet, but it focuses more on eliminating refined sugars and grains (speaking specifically for paleo -- I'm less informed on the details of keto) rather than eating no carbs at all.

                  [–]abutterfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                  Corn is also a grain.

                  I have NO fucking clue where /u/d_rok is claiming that most veggies are high in carbs. Not even CLOSE.

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                    [–]cbarrett1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                    There is virtually zero nutritional value left i corn due to how modified its become over the decades. I stopped eating it a long time ago since its basically just something to eat that takes up space in your stomach.

                    [–]organist 5 points6 points  (6 children)

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                    wrong.

                    America's obesity epidemic proves it.

                    Check out /r/keto

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                    I agree, this was never a long-term thing. It did teach me how many carbs food in my daily diet had and was able to make adjustments after i got off keto

                    [–]cooledcannon 0 points1 point  (5 children)

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                    Your body needs carbohydrates.

                    Actually, no. Aside from the small amount of glucose your brain needs to function(and even then, it can run on a mix of glucose and ketones) it doesnt need carbs at all. Unlike fat or protein.

                    Consuming too much protein puts a strain on the kidneys, which can make a person susceptible to kidney disease.

                    Thats why you do low carb, moderate protein, high fat.

                    It is well known that high-protein diets (consisting of red meat, whole dairy products, and other high fat foods) are linked to high cholesterol.

                    Thats not entirely accurate.

                    Low-carb diets can cause your body to go into a dangerous metabolic state called ketosis since your body burns fat instead of glucose for energy

                    Ketosis is not dangerous.

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                      [–]cooledcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                      I think moderate to high carb probably gives more energy for athletes, so they should eat carbs. The less exercise you do and the less healthy you are(the more insulin resistant/diabetic), the less carbs you can handle. Which is why low carb is recommended for fatties to lose weight. Carbs cause insulin resistance, which causes quite a lot of health issues.

                      Even then, for athletes who participate in tournaments, its generally a good idea to train with slightly lower carb to be fat adapted. Then on the actual competition they can increase their carbs to have more energy, on top of their body fat since they can efficiently metabolise fat. But thats not particularly important.

                      I think its good that you are listening to your body, definitely.

                      [–]Lurker117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                      Which is why athletes who decide to follow a low-carb approach to their diet typically cycle carb loads in tandem with their workouts. Not necessary at all for those who are on a strictly weight-loss regimen.

                      [–]penty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                      Duh, carb fuel performance. If a person's goal don't require high level intense performance then their need for carbs are much less.

                      You can't compare your need to fuel 2 hour BJJ session with a person trying to fix metabolic issues. Challenging people to "roll with you" as some sort of proof speaks on how little you know on this topic.

                      [–]enticingasthatmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                      First of all you are woefully uninformed on how to fuel your body. So you need to educate yourself better if you're doing 3 hour sessions of high heart rate activity.

                      People hoping to gain do eat 5 - 7 meals per day, or they should be, so that it isn't a big stretch to assume that a 200 lb man is consuming 200 grams of protein within the course of a day.

                      Secondly, ketosis is not dangerous. The foundation of marathon training is to run long enough in a single session to deplete glycogen stores. When building for a marathon; it isn't until I've ran for 2 hours that I actually get build on my training. Training in aerobic ketosis is pretty much the only viable way to push back "the wall". Because everyone will exhaust their glycogen within ~two hours - even Olympic athletes. Those people who've trained their bodies to continue to perform while in ketosis are the ones in the front of the pack, or the ones who are so fast that they've finished the marathon before ketosis.

                      I know for me personally, if I don't eat any carbs during the day and then try to do a 2-3 hour BJJ or Judo workout, I'm going to be fucking dying.

                      I take the carb shortcut too. I burn a fuck ton of calories everyday and I'm kind of too lazy to get in the kitchen to cook good food that will last me the week. But, you can train your body to burn fats and have just as much, if not more, output. You and I just have not done it.

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                        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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                        I said get rid of it.

                        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

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                        Gettin' dat protein style In N Out

                        [–]LasherDeviance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        Two Flying Dutchmans mustard grilled every three days is enough for me!

                        [–]tenin2010br 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                        All the more reason to get back out west this summer.

                        [–]IDefyAxioms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        Alright, I see advice against eating bread pretty frequently to lose fat. What's the science behind this?

                        [–]massrabbler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                        Yep, my belly is the one thing that doesn't fit on me. Arms and legs are all fine, shoulders and chest are fine, but the damn belly.

                        [–]Ark45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                        Low carb all the way steak and eggs for breakfast.

                        [–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        That belly is a little bitch isn't it. I've dropped a lot of weight myself but I can't seem to get the belly gone.

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                          [–]bohemian_fappsody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                          Hard fat is a sign of a greater degree of poor health than soft fat (at least hard belly fat). It's more strongly associated with diabetes, heart disease, stroke, etc. Basically, soft fat is the squishy fat between one's skin and abdominal wall, and hard fat is fat that has surrounded the abdominal organs. I'm not saying soft fat is fine, but hard fat is a more extreme sign of a body in decline.

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                          If your waist is 40" or over you have a 10 fold increase in the chance of heart disease and stroke.

                          [–]Relaxation1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                          I feel your pain, I'm not in my 30s yet. But I notice that if I eat as much as I want I start getting fat. The days when I was 18 and could eat as much as I want without gaining weight are done. Working out is key for sure.

                          [–]bam2_89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                          There is no such movement because fat men are mostly content with the way they are. Fat women are way more insecure. That's why the movement demands not only that we let them be who they are but that we tell them the way they are is ideal.

                          The self loathing of fat women is evident in their tactics used against critics. They'll preach about how fat is either acceptable or even desirable all day long until someone with a less than ideal body calls them out on being in denial. When that happens, the very first thing they'll do is claim that they have no business telling anyone how their lifestyle is unhealthy because they're overweight. That was exactly what happened when Tom Leykis pointed it out.

                          [–]cooledcannon -1 points0 points  (3 children)

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                          because there is no "fat acceptance" movement for men.

                          There is. Its just not gender specific. The western world, especially the US, have started accepting fatness as normal.

                          [–]bam2_89 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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                          With men it's not a social justice warrior thing. Fat men tend to just accept it and get on with their lives. They don't demand that other people find them good looking or that we pretend that their lifestyle is healthy.

                          [–]cooledcannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Still, even without women, collectively fat men as a whole are going to ignorantly assume being fat is healthy and they collectively accept it.

                          [–]17 Endorsed ContributorJP_Whoregan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                          Let me re-frame what I meant. What I mean by "no fat acceptance movement" for men was that there is no constant brigade of social and media pressure on women to "look past" fatter guys, no opinion pieces by feminists telling women that they should find fat guys attractive, when they obviously don't and never will. There is no shaming of western women who shun fat guys and reject their advances. Just look at the constant CL ads and dating site profiles of some of these humongoid women; even when they themselves are 50 pounds overweight, they say that they want a man who is "athletic and toned". It's ludicrous.

                          We all know this is not the case for women, however. If a guy rejects a fatty, he's an insensitive asshole who should look past the hambeast's thunder thighs and see her "inner beauty."

                          [–]1critter_about_towne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                          Not to mention that having anything associated with this subreddit in ones posting history is... problematic for some people. OP posted here, he/she shares the taint now, though the posting history is extensive so maybe it will go unnoticed (except by the bots that seek this information specifically).

                          [–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

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                          Those were some damn good responses from abby. I really liked the first one about not needing to be so loud.

                          [–]RedPill_Rorschach 74 points75 points  (13 children)

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                          I don't know Abby, but it's good to see people starting to directly address and confront fat people and going against fat acceptance.

                          I personally used to be fat and although I understand you need to love yourself for who you are, I also understand it doesn't mean others have to or will. Accepting yourself should never be an excuse to not improve the things you can.

                          Also lol at women saying men should not be withholding sex. Imagine if the genders were reversed and a bunch of guys were writing in to say : I'm fat, I love being fat, and girls who don't want to fuck with me are wrong to deny me sex.

                          [–]shamanbard 64 points65 points  (12 children)

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                          It's hilarious how these warpigs think he's "withholding sex" (as a sidenote, these bitches also believe it's entirely within their rights to withhold sex). No, his wife's body is a boner-killer.

                          No, "ladies", he's not "withholding sex", his wife is so physically revolting SHE RENDERS HIM SEXUALLY NON-FUNCTIONAL, and since he can't stomach the idea of sticking his dick in her, he probably doesn't want to take Viagra either.

                          [–]1critter_about_towne 52 points53 points  (9 children)

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                          I've always assumed that the purported levels of erectile dysfunction in men over forty was at least partially explained by these men no longer being attracted to their wives.

                          [–]SirNemesis 32 points33 points  (2 children)

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                          Holy shit, one of modern(/Western) man's most prominent "ailments" is partially correlated to one of modern(/Western) women's most prominent "ailments"; blowing my fucking mind.

                          [–]boydeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          it's been demonstrated in a clinical setting*

                          [–]shamanbard 21 points22 points  (3 children)

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                          Storytime!:

                          Older male friend tells me that in the 90s (when he was in his 40s) he had an experimental ED treatment that involved rather large probes being shoved up his arschloch and urethra and the idea was that they'd stimulate his prostate. This procedure had to be repeated over several sessions, too. Well, not only was the treatment spectacularly unsuccessful, it left him incontinent. Seriously, if he felt the urge to urinate, that meant that he had 10 seconds to find a pisser. So, as a man in his 40s, he had to make frequent "just in case" visits to the toilet a part of his lifestyle.

                          What I didn't know at the time was that his wife was 5'1" and weighed 330 lbs.

                          [–]FearlessBurrito 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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                          Don't know what an arschloch is, don't want to know. (Okay I want to know.)

                          [–]shamanbard 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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                          It's German for gillipolas.

                          I'm fucking with you, of course. Both words mean "asshole". The probe that went up that hole was particularly girthy, I hear.

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                          gillipolas

                          I think you misspelled that. That was the last curse my roomies taught me in Spain. They didn't give me anything that I couldn't pronounce properly or use appropriately. Loved those guys.

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                          It is also partially explained by having 70% of the nerve endings of their cock chopped off at birth. What can you think of that's reeks of more misandry than cutting off the most sensitive part of the cock?

                          [–]TheOpposingView 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                          Mind. Blown.

                          Edit: And good god, if true that is a special layer of awful.

                          [–]2RedPill4LYF 7 points8 points  (1 child)

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                          She's so repugnant he won't sleep in the same bed with her. The thought of sex with her hasn't entered this man's mind in probably years.

                          [–]MagicGainbow 28 points29 points  (3 children)

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                          I doubt they will ever learn, they deny the basic reality of men's attraction, if a man doesn't find something attractive that's it, they don't get to choose, it's why Asian fetish criticism is bullshit, some men find the aesthetic of Asian people to be attractive end of story.

                          [–]Aaron565 24 points25 points  (0 children)

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                          Its funny because those women think "ITS NOT OKAY FOR HIM TO WITHHOLD SEX" meanwhile they would never say the same about women. They hate to realize that they have just lost that power of controlling sex, which all women are entitled to.

                          Key word, entitled.

                          [–]2RedPill4LYF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                          Bingo. It's not a fetish unless the person is a complete japanophile fanboy about the culture to begin with. Otherwise, it's just another dude who recognizes Asian beauty and wants a piece of that pie like any other straight man would.

                          [–]Link_GR 27 points28 points  (1 child)

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                          I was yelling at my screen by that last part. If he's disgusted by the fat blob that his wife has become, he not only has the right but must not fuck her. Women get their power from sex. She's complaining that she now knows she has no power in the relationship.

                          [–]QWERTYkeykat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                          i didn't think of this at first, but the more i think about it, you make a good point.

                          [–]mercuryg 20 points21 points  (4 children)

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                          I think her weight problem is just another symptom of the marriage heading downhill

                          Wrong, close though, it's the other way around, the marriage heading downhill is a symptom of her fat ass weight problem, but will these women come to this conclusion? Hell no, the answer is always "if he really loved her then blah blah blah".

                          When a marriage falls apart because the woman is obese, the marriage isn't falling apart because the woman is obese, it's because the man doesn't love the obese woman enough? Absurd.

                          Fat acceptance must be stopped, period, especially now that it's morphed into this hybrid of fat acceptance and feminism mixed into one. Fuck these fatties screaming fat shaming!, fat shaming is good, being a land whale IS BAD, and it SHOULD be shamed.

                          Why can't they just quit bitching and lose weight? Oh i forgot, it's a serious illness, society doesn't recognize it, it's in their genes, some are predisposed to being fat etc. Such bullshit.

                          But what the hell do i know, i'm just a guy working hard to stay in good shape.

                          [–]Sturmgeist781 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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                          I'm overweight and barely above average looking. I don't expect women to be into me, yet a fair amount are.

                          I have a realistic expectation based on my looks, experience and the number of better looking guys out there.

                          Woman thought "YOU SHOULD LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM? WHY DO I HAVE TO CHANGE FOR YOU?"

                          I was on a date Friday and the bitch tried to shame me for being on a diet, 1 hour of heavy lifting M/W/F and 1 hour of cardio every day. Pardon me, I don't like being fat.

                          [–]philosarapter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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                          "if he really loved her then blah blah blah".

                          I hate this line so much whenever it is used. Its just a stupid ass justification for getting whatever the person wants. "If you truly loved me you would drive me to work every day and pay for my gas."

                          [–]lift_more_cake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                          One of my ex's actually used that exact line on me once. Incredible.

                          [–]EnchantedDildoQueen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                          Wrong, close though, it's the other way around, the marriage heading downhill is a symptom of her fat ass weight problem, but will these women come to this conclusion?

                          Woah, he could be wrong, but thay doesn't mean the opposite is necessarily true, theres lots of possible event chains.

                          [–]AllIDoIsInsultPeople 10 points11 points  (1 child)

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                          (From the third article)

                          She asked if her husband was justified in withholding sex. NO, HE IS NOT!

                          If we were to reverse the genders here, we'd have a load of feminists hen-pecking about marital rape.

                          [–]cascadecombo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                          Yeah, doublestandards are the best standards aren't they.

                          [–]2RedPill4LYF 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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                          You know, I really have to admit I didn't give Abby a fair shake. This kinda restores a bit of my faith in humanity actually, for a woman in her position to be dolling out actually good advice. Her perspective is red pill on this issue, and I just have to say she really snapped into a Slim Jim with that first response to the first fat chick. She knows all too well how obnoxious fatass divas can be from personal experience to come back at her with that line.

                          [–]desylid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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                          /u/slutlord-fascist "isn't a red-piller."

                          A slutlord fascist by any other name would smell as sweet.

                          [–]sway_usa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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                          I love how the rebuttal was advice alongs the lines of:

                          "You should go with her to x" "You should help her eat healthier" "You should..." "You should..." "You should..."

                          The common denominator? It's his problem and his responsibility to fix. What more do you want? He already stayed with the landwhale for the sake of his kids. I couldn't do it, I'd divorce and fight for custody.

                          Of course they had to throw counseling in there for good measure. It seems reddit is a conspiracy to improve the EBIT of psychologists and therapists everywhere.

                          [–]17 Endorsed ContributorWhisper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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                          Loud obnoxious fat chicks think that thin pretty quiet women are too "timid" to fight for attention.

                          They don't understand that thin pretty quiet women don't have to fight for attention. Men are happy to give it to them conflict-free.

                          Pushy bossy competitive women think that feminine gentle submissive women are too compliant and can't fight for control of their surrounding or to get their way.

                          They don't understand that feminine gentle submissive women don't have to control their surroundings. Men who are in control will be happy to make sure they are happy, healthy, and content.

                          It turns out that having a toughness contest with men is not the way to our hearts. Who knew?

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                          I think her weight proble is just another symptom of their marriage heading down hill. Not her love of food.

                          Translation: It's his fault shes fat, she's not responsible for her own actions.

                          [–]imtaur 9 points10 points  (1 child)

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                          A Dear Abby I saw just yesterday that you will enjoy:

                          My wife and I are retired. Everything was great until about six months ago, when things radically changed. The issue is I stopped shaving every day. I did it when I was working, but I don't feel the need to do it now. My wife strongly disapproves. She claims my unkempt appearance is a direct, negative reflection on her. I feel it reflects only on me. I have told her I will shave before any social engagement we both attend, as well as public events like civic club, etc. The guys I play cards with also go unshaven. My wife has threatened to cancel card games with friends, cancel our weekend trip to her brother's birthday celebration, cancel our upcoming European river cruise, refuses to kiss me and said some things I can't repeat. Is there anything I can do to appease this lady I love Dearly? -Laid back in Michigan

                          Dear Laid Back: One thing comes to mind - you could shave.

                          His mistakes were saying "The issue is I stopped shaving" and "Is there anything I can do". But his first mistake was writing to our dear Abby.

                          [–]MrMagwitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                          [–]hairaware 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                          Lol theyd be bitching if their husband was fat. I dont understand how anyone stays with someone who refuses to take care of themselves. I plan on doing the same so why should I settle for you doing anything less.

                          [–]through_a_ways 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                          I was in a restaurant in the city, next to a group of 20 something girls, one of which happened to be fat and black. Unfortunately (and unsurprisingly), she was extremely loud.

                          [–]Roshnar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                          Wow, I used to think Dear Abby was a soulless hamster echoing chamber. Newfound respect.

                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                          I used to be an overweight man. I lost fifty pounds through sheer force of will, sweat, and dieting. My female friend (let's call her Jill) started working out and dieting at the same time I did.

                          All of my male friends were supportive of my efforts. They offered to help me work out, helped me shop for groceries, and made themselves available whenever my resolve was weakening.

                          Conversely, Jill's friends berated her for trying to lose weight. They called her insecure and told her that she should be proud of being "fat and beautiful." Ultimately, Jill had to decide between losing weight or her friends. Thankfully, she ditched the fatties and lost forty pounds.

                          Want to know why women have such a hard time losing weight? Other women.

                          [–]Psycho_Delic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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                          Lol fat people.

                          [–]Thundercock720 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                          This is annoying because the answer is so simple and they all know it. Fat people are gross, period. I dont care what you like to do with your time, you enjoying eating eat, but dont start fucking whining when "attractive people" or people in generally better shape dont like you, man or woman, why do you deserve sometime who puts time and effort into their health when you cant be bothered? so simply, if you want to eat like a slob, lower your standards, nobody said you have to get the 10, you can pull a 4 and be as happy as you can be. But i atleast know on my part, im not fucking low carbing on a caloric surplus and training 4 days a week to pull in a land whale, its just not going to happen. And also, how many women withhold sex regularly, and of those women, how many do it out of lack of sexual attraction, talk about a double standard, im glad he cut her off, for better or worse doesnt mean you can put on 100 pounds and everythings cool.

                          [–]MrMagwitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                          [–]Adroxiom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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                          BOOM ROASTED. Ya fat bitch.

                          [–]SgtBrutalisk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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                          The most interesting thing for me is...

                          Mother Nature made us this way: if we so fat we can't move, we can't get food this way.

                          So if we're too fat to move, we should start getting slim, right?

                          So, how all those fat people who are so fat they cannot move get their food?

                          [–]1wiseclockcounter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          i don't think suicide was ever more of an appealing option. that is no way to live... The husband seems dead inside, like his hope for anything glazed over long ago.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                          ROTFL at "condishuns" _

                          [–]raceAround126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                          I'm a guy who has lost a lot of weight. As in, I've currently lost 1/3rd of my weight through proper diet, hard work, exercise and constantly watching and improving myself.

                          Nothing sends me into an obscene fucking rage fit more than these ugly fat terrible bastards demanding acceptance and validation for what I can personnally assure you is a lack of self control. Men and women.

                          If you're fat, you are disgusting. Do something about it! Nobody claims its easy but do it anyway!

                          [–]mctoasterson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                          Women are perceptive of the relative value of their peers and they are excellent at "keeping score". They know exactly where they stand in terms of relative value and attractiveness.

                          She knows which of her friends have nicer tits than her, which ones are skinnier, which ones swallow and do anal, etc. and she will try to conceal from you whichever aspects make her "look bad" by comparison.

                          Similarly, she also knows exactly how much money all of your male friends (and all of her friends boyfriends/husbands) make. I guarantee it.

                          [–]timoppenheimer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Does anyone know how to talk to a plate about gaining weight? and encourage the plate to lose a bit of the weight/not gain more?

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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                          I'm red pill but what about THE FACT that many medicines have weight gain as a side effect? Some people really can't help it much. I'd take a chubby girl with the right personality qualities over a bitchy 8-10 too.

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Me too! Unfortunately....

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Metabolism slows as we agem Eat less, eat better or be fat.

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Metabolism slows as we age; eat less, eat better or be fat.

                          [–]garlicextract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          Wow! The second/third one (third in particular) is a truly fantastic response. Hats off to Abby.

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                          I just.. fuck it mate. Women just aren't worth explaining shit to. Just hold frame and they'll all follow suit.

                          Don't bother explaining.

                          [–]Grasshopper21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                          Conditions sir.

                          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

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                          Wow. Calling out Dear Abbey. Very alpha of you.

                          [–]TytalusWarden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                          He isn't "calling her out". He pointed out that she gave a decent response, and further commented on the responses others gave to her response.