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[–]xxxmeslave 88 points89 points  (4 children)

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I had a girl ask why in college. Me: Come over here and lick the top of my head. Her: No, that's gross. Me: Yes...yes it is.

[–]killwhiteyy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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sadly, this doesn't work so well when you have a beard...

[–]batfish55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Nice!

But....I shave my head....I wonder how I can alter this to work for me....

[–]laserdicks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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haha this is brilliant!

[–]1Modified_Hackware[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I love this, stealing for future use.

[–]17 Endorsed ContributorHumanSockPuppet 89 points90 points  (2 children)

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This was the appropriate course of action.

She decided to inject her unsolicited opinion and make the conversation about her issue when all you guys were doing was having a fun, light-hearted social conversation.

It was as much a shit test for you and your mate as it was a social faux-pas. And you passed with flying colours.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

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If it was, why did she shave?

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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Because he set a trap for the hamster and she walked right into it. He pointed her hamster in the direction of shaving/waxing her bush and she went and did it to keep her man happy.

That said I guess his friend is decently high quality man material for a chick to go and make a change like that for him.

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    [–]trpmdsrfggts 39 points40 points  (1 child)

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    I'm sure that the non-shaving girl was visibly shaken after the OPs witticism

    [–]Quother 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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    It's like when the atheist professor is shaken by the freshman philosophy student that just shatters his world.

    [–]1Modified_Hackware[S] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

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    Does it help if I say that I was more than a little drunk, was high on the fact I had Jess putting my hand on her under the table half the night; that I didn't care to ever see Sarah again and that before even rolling out the monologue that I had planned over a minute or two since seeing the "in" with the make up I actually felt a rolling prickle of sweat down my back and face before doing it because yes I understand that this isn't something that people would say.

    I very nearly didn't go with the "That's why you'll argue all night" - looking back that was unnecessary and my mate said nothing about whether they did or didn't, and why I made sure he was ok before we parted ways whilst his girl stood sulking in the corner.

    It sounds very slick on paper, it probably looked very slick in person - doesn't change the fact I had sweaty palms and had to dare myself to say it a dozen times before just doing it.

    Cheers.

    [–]magx01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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    Love the honesty.

    [–]Mouthpiece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    "That's why you'll argue all night"

    I think this was your BEST line, because it showed that you were able to see right through her bullshit. And best of all, she knew it.

    Which is why she shaved.

    [–]batfish55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    That's alpha.

    Fine, you gotta be drunk to do it now, and that's fine. It's scary to push the limits....the first time. Keep doing it. After you're not scared about societal rejection, you'll fucking start to get off on telling people when they're full of shit and you have logic to back you up.

    [–]Kvantemekanik 16 points17 points  (1 child)

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    Should be the slogan of red pill examples.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    i mean check out 1talldarkandhandsome's field reports if you believe this is all fiction.

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        [–]trpfieldreport 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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        That's called a monologue, and they very rarely occur in real life.

        I think OP was being slightly dramatic in the telling of his story.

        [–]qualia00 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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        I really wish I could have been there to see the look on her face. Badly.

        [–]Mandeponium 35 points36 points  (13 children)

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        Eh, to each his own. Me? I prefer the Glorious Natural Pelt.

        [–]nivek7913 7 points8 points  (9 children)

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        Yeah I love me some hair down there. I don't think it's a red/blue thing, just a personal preference.

        The main point is that you get them to do what you like. When I get with a someone for awhile I tell them I like some bush, and more than likely they start one up.

        [–]Swimmingdunce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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        Couldn't have put it better myself.

        [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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        Blekh

        [–]wurding 11 points12 points  (6 children)

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        i wouldn't argue with a mate's bird like that, though i agree with what you said.

        [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just 2 points3 points  (4 children)

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        I have friends who don't white-knight for their girlfriends or plates. They're pretty much accustomed to nonstop verbal abuse when they come around. Most of them think it's "funny" and my dude friend benefits from the pre-selection of having such high-value, don't-give-a-fuck friends.

        I never do this with friends with virtuous wives.

        [–]wurding 0 points1 point  (3 children)

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        well its not the virtue of the woman that is the issue, when you insult a guy's girl in front of him, even if she's a dumb bitch, you have challenged his honour. You've assumed he won't stand up to you for it, and any man worth his salt will take it as an insult to him.

        [–]1Modified_Hackware[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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        I love my mate but I knew he wouldn't stand up to it, I saw he wasn't enjoying her company that particular evening and what about Jess?

        How does she view me when I just sit there and listen to how she is an infantile idiot for waxing her pussy?

        If it were any other time I'd have probably grinned and beared it, then talked shit about Sarah in the car with Jessica... That never feels good does it?

        As it was I was drunk and just said it.

        The conversation in the car was very, very different. Jess now think's i'm some kind of god amongst men blowing up my phone with variations of "omg I cannot believe you did that" - I get to play it cool now of course, but I'm just a regular gym bro who was a bit drunk and thought fuck it. I want to try being a black knight (even though it wasn't black knighting).

        My point is, yes I extend respect to others through social circles, we all do, but only to a point - don't forget she offered no respect to the table, my girl and because of that, me as well.

        [–]wurding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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        true

        [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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        The best things happen when you say "just fuck it", and start doing and saying what you know is right.

        [–]VinylGuy420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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        That's why he checked to see if his bud was cool before they split. Either way, his buddies girl is now shaved. Guy did him a favor.

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          [–]MelodyMyst 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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          But you would agree that some grooming and trimming is acceptable?

          [–]HitlersCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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          It does make for rather itchy sex...

          [–]LukeMooney 26 points27 points  (3 children)

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          Best tx. Patrice O'Neil used to say if a woman gives an "opinion" all you have to say is "why?" Because if she's attractive, she probably won't have had to justify many of her "opinions" and therefore lacks the ability to form a coherent answer when asked the simple "why?".

          Your response sounds so well written like it's movie dialogue. Love it when the words flow out perfectly.

          [–]fresco5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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          exactly. it was very well-written. You know why? Because if this did happen it didn't go down like that at all.

          [–]greypickup 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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          Mention of Patrice today, and Bill Burr yesterday. I can't help but to think this sub is full of O & A fans.

          [–]Endorsed Contributorpontifx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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          It is.

          [–]Tall_Irish_Guy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

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          Although this is a good point of discussion, it definitely didn't go down like this. My bullshit sense is tingling. You would have been much more subtle and mannered in your speech or else the entire thing would have been awkward as fuck. Let's not kid ourselves.

          [–]1Modified_Hackware[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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          Nope, it was the end of the evening, I was tired of her I think we all were and I took the balls on the table option. See rational above. And you're right, it was awkward as fuck.

          [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (7 children)

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          Good story, in college I was seeing this girl who was completely inexperienced. The first time we started fooling around I noticed she was not shaved down there, "I said hey you should trim that". We started dating a few weeks later and lasted a little over 2 years. Never saw a pubic hair on her body again. Good girl.

          [–]MemebaseAccount 10 points11 points  (1 child)

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          Haha I said the same exact thing to my last "LTR" (I guess, it was like 5 mos long). She said "ok I'll try that." Except she did NOTHING.

          Honestly don't care that much about hair, but after that it made me chuckle every time the pants came off and president Bush was staring back at me.

          [–]Mintaka7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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          president Bush

          we got a new euphemism right here

          [–]LukeMooney 1 point2 points  (4 children)

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          I knew a girl at college with the most incredibly beautiful curly hair. The night she met her ex, she'd straightened it, something she did very rarely because her hair is so thick, it takes an incredible amount of effort for her to get it straight. Anyway, because she'd had straight hair the night she'd met her ex, guess what, every time after they met, it was also straight. She was adamant he would never see it curly.

          [–]dousche 26 points27 points  (3 children)

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          Wow. I got half way through before I realized that you're probably not talking about pubic hair.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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          He didn't?!

          [–]heeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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          Plot twist: he was talking about her pubic hair...

          [–]LukeMooney -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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          AHAhaahhaaaaaaa

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (20 children)

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          I personally think the shaved look is so common now it's rather boring.

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (19 children)

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          Same here. My last bush - God, it was SOOOO long ago. I wouldn't mind it.

          [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just 1 point2 points  (18 children)

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          If I'm seeing a redhead or a blonde, I generally require them to quit shaving. I'll compromise at tolerating some trimming.

          And if you haven't experienced an unshaven black woman - you need to. It's probably the softest thing in the world.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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          Well, thanks. Black women are pretty rare in my area, but I'll remember your suggestion! :-)

          [–]fresco5 -2 points-1 points  (16 children)

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          yeah nothing like a face full of pubes that look like taco meat

          [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just -2 points-1 points  (15 children)

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          Why the fuck would my face be down there?

          [–]fresco5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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          LMAO good point

          [–]youngmakeupaddict -1 points0 points  (13 children)

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          What, you're against going down on girls?

          [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just -2 points-1 points  (12 children)

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          I'm not at all against going down on redheads or blondes who are disease-free.

          47% of black women have herpes so I'm not doing anything without protection. And I'm sure as heck not fooling around with a dental dam.

          [–]youngmakeupaddict -1 points0 points  (11 children)

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          Can I get some sources for that?

          [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just -1 points0 points  (10 children)

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          CDC:

          http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/herpes-NHANES-2010.htm

          The latest HSV-2 data – announced at CDC’s National STD Conference in Atlanta on March 9, 2010, and published today in CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) – indicates that overall national HSV-2 prevalence remains high (16.2%) and that the disease continues to disproportionately burden African-Americans (39.2% prevalence), particularly black women (48.0% prevalence)...

          I was wrong. It's 48.0%, not 47%.

          [–]youngmakeupaddict 0 points1 point  (9 children)

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          That's saying that 48% of people with HSV-2 are black women; not that 48% of black women have it.

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            [–]1Modified_Hackware[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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            Probably a mix though I have been with girls who were waxed who really weren't keen on that due to personal hang ups.

            [–]3 Endorsed ContributorSkorchZang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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            Top marks! Especially how you took the delayed gratification route and didn't engage her during her "women's issues" outburst, instead choosing a suitable time later on - to conclusively dominate the field with patient, manly charisma.

            [–]PM_ME_BOOTYSHOTS 5 points6 points  (2 children)

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            I can usually get a shave via the "I just don't like eating hair"

            And then when they comply, you reward them.

            Positive reinforcement. It worked on my puppy from hell, it works on children, it works on plates.

            [–]bigbuzd1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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            So, I guess some butt hurt woman is down voting us for expressing our preference. Positive reinforcement works on all.

            [–]PM_ME_BOOTYSHOTS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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            You haven't been around that long if this is news...

            Its safe to assume every new thread starts at about -20, and if they stay on the front page for more than a day, every comment starts at ~-5.

            The really funny thing is watching your comment karma drop after making a few red pill posts and people click your name and then downvote every single post you've ever made anywhere.

            I currently have ~11 or so people who have done that.

            [–]Clauderoughly 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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            Sarah has been annoyingly loud, shouting at waiters and complaining about her food... Right.

            That sort shit gets a girl next'ed pretty damn fast by my standards.

            It is horrible, un feminine behavior.

            [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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            Yeah. I do not tolerate untoward behaviour towards service staff. Ever.

            [–]Endorsed Contributoraaron_the_just 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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            You, sir, are a man amongst men. Instead of AMOGing the fuck out of your guy, you stood up for him, and the net result was that his woman started behaving.

            Although personally I prefer a full bush. Maybe I'm just old.

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              [–]massrabbler -1 points0 points  (1 child)

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              '1. Pubescent - a person at or approaching the age of puberty

              edit: yes it also means covered with fine/short hair - key words fine and short - not a jungle

              You're wrong.

              '2. 1980s

              I don't even need to address that.


              At least try to think

              [–]aditas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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              Get a text 2 days later from my mate:

              She shaved.
              

              God's work, you're doing it.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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              We all need to do something!

              Like what? Convince men that hairy women are sexy?

              [–]goosepoop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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              Well, the FA idiots are trying to convince men that obesity is sexy..

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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              Silence.

              You could hear a pin drop.

              [–]flatox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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              It's funny to see how her reaction is so different when females can't form same opinion and wage war on that. when she is on her own having to argue against both a man and a woman on the topic of women and society, she is out of words.

              Hehe.

              [–]lepies_pegao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              good stuff, the only thing I found a little bit off was the "My plate with me for this evening"..... showing off..maybe.. who gives a fuck!!!

              Good read man!

              [–]Gstreetshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              Assuming this actually happened, you handled it masterfully. Regardless if it is real or not, this a good example for others to read and apply similar tactics.

              You held your frame.

              You didn't get all emotional and loud

              You probably made her wet. Her, being Sarah.

              edit: You're goddamn right she shaved.

              [–]batfish55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              Lol. Love it! Couple of points tho:

              -strictly logistically, have you ever fucked a hairy chick? Good god, that shit CHAFES!

              -I'm a dude. I'm visual. You can see a pussy when it's obscured by a huge unsightly muff.

              -No. I can't speak about seeing a lot of pre-pubescent vagina, but I saw my sister in the tub when we with very young. I can definitely say that a mature pussy does NOT look like a grade school pussy. Hair does not make a difference.

              [–]CannonBallGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              I prefer bush to shaved. If its freshly waxed that is premium, but I don't like stubble. On the right girl bush is actually pretty nice.

              [–]shadowq8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              That is a pretty awkward conversation to have for dinner.

              [–]1Watermelon_Salesman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              What? No /r/thatHappened comment?

              [–]reiduh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              Ahhhh ole feminism, casting us into "oppressor"s.

              Love the bits on being sexier for your partner, hot.

              [–]Mustaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              RP your mates wife. Nice one. Jedi force push :)

              [–]nysyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              that guy is lucky to have friends like you :)

              [–]aazav -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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              Wax is way better.

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              Hahhaahah. What an end.

              [–]stuffandthat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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              Hahaha. Spot on though. She never really believed her shit, she just wanted to hear her own voice.

              [–]bigbuzd1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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              My wife finds it a chore to shave, I find it a chore to have sex. Plain and simple. Not shaved total, but at least a little grooming would be appreciated, especially since I do it for her....this last sentence was added in an edit.

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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              None of this happened. A funny satire of this sub though, I'll give you that.

              [–]Hardparty -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

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              A+