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[–]GeneralCal 185 points186 points  (15 children)

She can't spot a pattern that she keeps getting dumped? I'm glad she's so sure of her strategy...

[–]chzblck 137 points138 points  (9 children)

Exactly. When women say "All men are_______" they usually mean "all the men I seem to attract are _______"

If you have Facebook I'm sure you know that girl who complains about men all the time, but every few weeks it's a new profile pic and "the best guy ever" statuses.

[–]GraphicSeniorNudity 72 points73 points  (5 children)

the ugliest girl I know is a single mom who complains about male privilege and unrealistic beauty standards.

[–]frasfralla 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That is how i spot the feminist in any new setting i get to. Like my university class.

Pick the two ugliest girls with the ugliest clothes.

It never fails.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I...I really hope you never have a relevant username.

[–]MustangGuy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'm sure there's a sub for that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well, there go my nipples again.

[–]AEther_Flux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captain Murphy! Get back on your radio station!

[–]sway_usa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"All the men I'm attracted to are _______"

Just wanted to make an adjustment there.

[–]GeneralCal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember a couple... They've been blocked for so long I don't know what their deal is any more.

[–]malmn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That describes my ex to a tee.

[–]theozoph 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Man : I can't get a girl, what am I doing wrong?

Woman : I can't get a man, what is wrong with them?

[–]GeneralCal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, the plot of every horrible sitcom, romantic comedy, and HBO series starring a horse since 1983.

[–]Sturmgeist781 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best summary of how the male/female dynamic works.

[–]polysyllabist 205 points206 points  (6 children)

She wears her entitlement for marriage in as cringe worthy a fashion as those who feel entitled to sex.

It's earned, by meeting the standards of the other person. You don't get to set the standards of other people.

[–]LostontheAverage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That made so much sense and was so to the point

[–]grayman12 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I'm a little less concerned than some around here with a woman who's had a lot sex. With that said, this comment hit the nail right on the head. Saved.

[–][deleted] 485 points486 points  (157 children)

Haha. That sounds like an old Chinese proverb..."Woman who love a thousand men prevents suitable harvest, woman who love a man a thousand times is blessed under heaven" - Confucius (aka: tsudonimh)

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedSunBlue 67 points68 points  (36 children)

FYI, roosh just tweeted this comment:

[–]elchoma90 64 points65 points  (26 children)

Not that it matters a whole lot but that mofo needs to start giving credit to people. I stopped reading him very long ago he always does shit like that. He always came off like a try hard to me to be honest.

[–]26ounce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

r/redpill continues to grow in influence. Even heartiste references material from here.

[–]curveball21 29 points30 points  (16 children)

We might be taking it a little too far if we insist on crediting people who are quoting someone else to begin with.

[–]BluepillProfessor 38 points39 points  (6 children)

The problem is Roosh attributed this quote to Confucius and I think NA just made it up. Confucius said no such thing. Right?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You are correct.

[–]1Zanford 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Genius. "Watermarking" your quote via a false attribution to Confucius (or just changing the wording up) - then you know anyone who quotes it verbatim got it from you.

Roosh was too lazy to do a single Google search to see if it was really Confucius. If he were smart he would have done that, and-or waited to tweet so it was less obviously from here.

[–]curveball21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, if that is the case then for sure what Roosh did was absolutely wrong. You can't just steal people's ideas and then present them in a way that leads others to believe they are your own. It says nothing positive about your character if you do that. I don't know what the truth is. Everything I know about Confucius I learned from a book report in 3rd grade, fortune cookies and reruns of Kung Fu.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well he didn't credit either of us...Soooo...

[–]Psycho_Delic 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah, the guy has always seemed like a RP version of an SJW. Which is as shameful as being an SJW to begin with.

[–]awesomesalsa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Its not a coincidence Roosh rhymes with douche. I dont care much for Roissy either. Rollo, however, is smart and seems like a truly nice guy

[–]the_d3vils_advocate -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Wait so was that actually a confuscius (?) Quote?

[–]tsudonimh[S] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I seriously doubt it.

[–]dandeezy 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I seriously doubt it. -- Confucius

[–]whoops_fap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. Countless shitty blogs/sites like that essentially leeching off of TRP. I know Roosh has been around for a long time too, but as someone who used to make his $ the same way Roosh does, I wouldn't give him any clicks. The TRP movement is more important than money IMO.

[–]Pulcifer -1 points0 points  (3 children)

It's pretty difficult to cite your sources in 140 characters or less I would guess. That or it's the internet so we should all just assume everything is stolen.

[–]itwasninjas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A lot of people don't know that I was the original inventor of the word "plagiarism".

[–]1Ill_mumble_that 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No hard to say I came from TRP at least. -redpill if theres enough room for it.

[–]omnipedia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really, he could post the full URL- Twitter shortens it well

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (8 children)

Who is Roosh and why should I care? (Honest question)

[–]Wolfengristl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He runs a website called "Return of Kings." Lots of RP articles about culture and game and women in there. Interesting to read, but some of the authors seem unreliable.

[–]Facha669 6 points7 points  (5 children) Is how i initially found everything around 2009 on these topics and eventually end up here

[–]1Ill_mumble_that 14 points15 points  (4 children)

When you discovered this community is 100x better than most the shit roosh writes. He has some good articles, but RoK is a fucking joke and now he's stealing content from TRP without attributing it to TRP.

[–]nsummy 5 points6 points  (3 children)

TRP doesn't have content good enough to steal. This story is a prime example. While its a good lesson, it probably never even happened. How many times have you been in a heated discussion at a restaurant table and a group of guys yells over and says, let me buy you a beer! Never happened.

[–]dvrzero 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I've had heated discussions about how many syllables the letter "W" has and gotten free beer. You just have to be quite funny.

[–]nsummy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A stranger bought you a beer because of that? Either way, giant difference between a fun, stupid argument in the bar, and a heated discussion at the dinner table over wine about sleeping with men.

[–]dvrzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'll be damned if they're not the same thing" he said, after giving me the beer.

Etched in my mind, it is.

[–]kinggluejar 125 points126 points  (101 children)

The thing is that it's so easy for women to get laid. If they have a guilt-free reaction to casual sex then it's a complete turn off for men (relationship wise). It represents a lack of discipline that most likely is not going to disappear just because she is in a relationship. She's still hot for other men and they're the ones who hit on her. So her staying faithful means she has to constantly reject men she would normally fuck. If she doesn't have practice rejecting men she finds attractive then she won't be able to do it as easily as other women.

Women have greater sexual power and when they exercise it, men lose relationship interests. Just because contraceptives erase the biological consequences does not mean we don't view them in a similar light as the women who aren't sure who the father of their kids are. They're the same. Only difference is contraception.

Look at all the highest status men. They get so much pussy that almost all of them can't help but cheat. Decent looking women can get laid almost as easily as these men. The difference is that, even with infidelity, high status men are still way more desirable than other men. A slut on the other hand, has no positive value as a trade-off for her becoming a slut. So her being a slut can only a bad thing.

[–]Jillianmd777 90 points91 points  (85 children)

As a woman, I 100% agree with this. If you slut it up, you devalue the coin you were blessed with. I like to think of it as inflation. If a woman's coin is sex, and she's throwing out a lot to tons of different people, then she has inflated her coin/ devalued it by a shitload. As opposed to taking that coin and banking it with one man(bank?) where it will only experience appreciation. (Higher coin with the bank will enjoy higher interest rates. Please fuck your spouse accordingly, terms and conditions may apply)

[–]IAmTheIlluminatiAMA 35 points36 points  (54 children)

Do you find that your female friends realize it is easier for a woman to get laid? I have never got a woman to admit that.

[–]BoyMeetsHarem 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Because in their mind, "getting laid" = "getting laid by someone I'm extremely attracted to who is likely out of my league"

[–]awesomesalsa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair, most guys can get laid easily if they lower their standards enough

[–]mzackler 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Really? Most girls I know will freely admit it.

"It sucks going out for girls night cause you can never stop getting hit on by creepy guys who just want sex"

Not much reason to win that argument but to go from there to so you could easily with no work get a creepy guy to sleep with you any night isn't hard.

[–]1Zanford 8 points9 points  (0 children)


They willl never admit in a way that shows sympathy for the work guys have to put in.

[–]ben0wn4g3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find a lot of girls admit it actually.

[–]Akordia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some do realise it, others do not.

[–]DomesticatedIdiot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"if pussy was a stock, it would be plummeting, cause you're flooding the market with it!" - Dave Chappelle

[–]whoops_fap 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Any tips on mining slutcoin?

[–]Jillianmd777 14 points15 points  (0 children)

1) be attractive

2) don't be unattractive

That's about it in my experience. Or if you are hideous, be smart and in shape. That slutcoin doesn't have a lot of standards.

[–]16 Endorsed ContributorCyralea 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The inverse is of course true for men. A man that spends his coin (in the sense of time and validation) with many women has devalued it. This is why 'nice guys' get friendzoned and made into orbiters.

Making your time and resources scarce only increases their value.

[–]floppymammarygland 30 points31 points  (9 children)

I thought the whole "as a woman" thing was highly frowned upon here.

There are no women on the internet.

[–]Jillianmd777 6 points7 points  (6 children)

If you go look in my submitted you'll find some definitive photographic proof in my step by step procedure to beat a hair follicle test for marijuana!

Edit: fucking mobile. Anyways, maybe as a woman is frowned on when you're disagreeing with your I enlightened views. Maybe it's okay if you've swallowed that great red pill. I don't really know how it works. I mean, i hadn't even seen the matrix until like a month ago.

[–]1mcdehuevo 23 points24 points  (5 children)

I don't see a problem with "as a woman" if you're not trying to use it as a trump card or going off on some rant about your feelings being hurt by someone's failure to pay proper homage to the gods of political correctness. Doesn't appear you were doing either of those things, so cheers.

[–]Jillianmd777 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I was just kind of using it to state where my viewpoint was coming from (slightly unique in this sub I guess).


[–]BluepillProfessor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always thought we needed more nuance to the 'as a woman' semi-rule. Lots of times it is relevant as with M'Ladies post. In fact, wouldn't it be easier to have icons identifying the posters gender and perspective? The little Red Numbers is an awesome quality check and similarly, having RPW or RPM or BPidiot etc is useful information (and eliminates the usually annoying...'as a woman.' Bonus points if we can filter responses. Sometimes I just don't want to hear what the women feeeeel.

[–]ArrantPariah 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Wow, a woman with an economist's perspective. You must have enjoyed that "Economics of Sex" video that came out a couple of months ago.

[–]Jillianmd777 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I haven't actually seen it before. Thanks for linking it! I'm at work right now, but I'll take a look later! Thanks! But yeah. I mean, if lots of guys are trying to bone me, then I should take advantage of the selection to choose the cream of the crop while I can right? Doing otherwise is just foolish for long term health and happiness. I don't have any fear of missing out on one night stands or that shit. It is more sexually and financially profitable for me to invest in the best "deal" I can get. Because the mindset of almost everyone in everything is getting the best deal they can for their wants and needs, based on their value of the product. (I work in car sales. It might show a bit.)

[–]d1cey 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Right but as a guy who has had several FWB, at what point is it okay to enjoy casual sex for a chick?

[–]Jillianmd777 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't know, man. The risk is up to you. Just remember that condoms won't save you from genital herpes. When you fuck a woman you are vicariously fucking everyone she has fucked (in the terms of STD-openness). If a woman is casual sexing with you, she maybe casual sexing someone else. Or a few other people. You can't police her actions, but it's opening yourself up to a lot of potential issues.

That being said, if reward outweighs risk to you, and these aren't women you are trying to marry and make the mother of your own daughters and sons, then please continue. You can only control yourself and if these women want to be shit gatekeepers to sex, then you can enjoy the pilferage from their lax watch. Doesn't mean you have to commit or anything back.

I just don't think women should continue having casual sex beyond a certain point. and that "wall" is actually way sooner than women think it is. I can count all the dicks I've touched on one hand. You shouldn't have to count fingers and toes when counting out your sexual partners. That's just gross.

[–]d1cey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I certainly agree for the most part. I think there's certainly some nuances and/or exceptions but the gist of what you wrote is correct. May post a followup later when I'm not at work.

[–]geosh 24 points25 points  (9 children)

If they have a guilt-free reaction to casual sex then it's a complete turn off for men (relationship wise).

I'm going to preface this by disclaiming that I'm new here, but I've noticed that there are women who are very talented at putting on the "innocent" act until they're in the bedroom.

For instance, one of my first girlfriends back in my teens was a virgin. Then she had a "talk" with me to explain that she got herpes from a towel in the girl's locker room. Riiiight. Naturally I don't buy it, but her hamster, while young, was still spinning full speed.

I'm not going to lie though -- the whole innocent thing until behind closed doors -- it's pretty hot.

[–]platochronic 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Correct if I'm wrong, people can be born with the disease, so just because someone has it doesn't mean they've had sex or that they've ever been sexually active.

[–]geosh 18 points19 points  (2 children)

It's medically possible, but if that's the case you don't hear a wheel turning about how it was from some gym towel.

edit: or should I say "Jim" towel.

[–]platochronic -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I understand that's a not a great excuse, but I'm just saying just because someone has an std doesn't mean that someone was sexually active. If she was smart, she could say she was born with it. I know people who were born with it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

My brother was born with it on his eyes!

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    half brother, different mom. And yeah, I know lol. My dad is the one that has it and gave it to the different mothers (7 kids, 4 moms). My dad has had a lot of women

    [–]1sailorJery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    it's only bad news if he's interested

    [–]1Zanford 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Great analogy. A slut is like the downsides of a super-status male (rampant cheating, or always close to it) with none of the upsides (the high-status traits tha tmake him's not like the average slut is a 10). Now factor in that men hate sexual infidelity worse than women...

    [–]tsudonimh[S] 47 points48 points  (5 children)

    I just shot coffee through my nose. Thanks for that!

    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

    I knew that someone would post a comment about shooting some form of liquid out of their was only a matter of time...glad to have been of service in the involuntary expulsion of fluids from your orifices.

    [–]massrabbler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hey, I shot air out of my nose as well. Just a little excess fluid in my body I needed to get rid of, is all.

    Yeah, I know that isn't original either

    But that for the proverb haha. This is a good post.

    [–]otivito 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    A lock opened by many keys is a bad lock. A key that opens many locks, is a master key.

    [–]RECTAL_ROMPER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I think this should have bad changed to worthless and good changed to valuable.

    [–]optimates 37 points38 points  (17 children)

    I wish I could have seen the face. Nice comeback!

    [–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (4 children)

    [–]sway_usa 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    [–]VegasHostTre 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Now you made ME shoot liquid from my nose!

    [–]tsudonimh[S] 62 points63 points  (6 children)

    I have never in my life managed to come up with a witty line on cue. It was only her long winded ranting that allowed me the time to formulate that line.

    I've posted here before that I'm gold - medal class in the shit - I - wished-I-thought - of Olympics.

    [–]optimates 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Hindsight is the first step. You should remember some comebacks and proverbs. They'll be useful as witty comebacks when the time comes.

    [–]genghistom 32 points33 points  (1 child)

    There's a term for that: l'esprit d'escalier, literally "spirit of the staircase" in french. It refers to the things you think of when you're leaving some situation that you wish you could've thought of at the time.

    [–]HahahahaWaitWhat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Staircase wit is the usual translation.

    [–]Psycho_Delic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Alright man, check this out.

    Bring it up anyway. As a person, equally afflicted with hindsight. I've found people are more than eager to bring a subject up again. Then, you have a new nugget to inject in to the conversation.

    [–]1kick6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank the TRP for knowing exactly what she was going to say so you could check the fuck out 3 words into her rant, and start formulating a response.

    [–]2elysius 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    Probably looked a lot like the face this woman does around 3:14 - (video starts a little earlier for context)

    [–]Fulgidus 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    And now I'm laughing my ass off like a mad person in the middle of a coffee shop...

    You made my day bro!

    [–]Idle_Redditing 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    I'm not intimidated, I'm just not going to commit.

    I'm also not afraid of commitment in general, though I am rightfully afraid of commitment to one of these "strong, liberated, sexually experienced women."

    [–]2Red_August 92 points93 points  (3 children)

    Across borders, across oceans, I have witnessed carousel-riders spew out that exact same hamsterisation: "men are intimidated by experienced women". They all had that faintly quizzical face seeking validation from their captive audience for their poor life choices. That ancient lizard part of their brain damn well knows they fucked up.

    I'm borrowing your "thousand" cock line - brilliant.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    If she's taken more yards of dick than an NFL quarterback has rushing yards... she might be a slut.

    Imagine it in the tone of Jeff Foxworthy doing his 'you might be a redneck routine' for full lulz effect.

    [–]UncleDisgusting 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    "She's seen more helmets than Hitler" - heard from a Scottish dude years ago

    [–]McMurphyCrazy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Jeff had a great bit that stuck with me since I was a kid.

    "Guys, if a woman says to you "I think we should start seeing other people," trust me, she has already cut a pony from the herd, and if she ain't ridin' him yet, she has pulled the saddle out of the barn."

    [–]Science_isthenewcool 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    Fantastic line, excuse me if I steal it. May also include the 1000 cock stare.

    [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    May also include the 1000 cock stare.

    I'm picturing a self righteous indignant puss mixed with a sour faced "someone just dropped ass" look.

    [–]Good2Go5280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

    [–]Isaiah4verse1 44 points45 points  (6 children)

    Who'd pay mortgage on a Porto-potty?

    don't delete me reddit bot

    [–]deadcow5 25 points26 points  (5 children)

    don't delete me reddit bot

    Shit like this is why that bot is an inherently dumb idea.

    If you can say it with fewer words, why use more to say the same?

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)


      [–]deadcow5 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      Yeah, you know, it wouldn't be too hard to write a bot that just deleted answers with the word "this", or one-word answers.

      [–]Isaiah4verse1 5 points6 points  (1 child)


      Don't delete me Reddit bot.


      [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I think it also leaves you alone if you have delta points or endorsed status as I haven't had any of my posts gobbled by the bot.

      [–]tallwheel 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      She knows the real reason men won't commit to her. She's just hamstering a way to shift the blame to men. What she really should have said is that men clearly are not attracted to sexually experienced women as long-term partners. She needs to accept reality.

      [–]TomHicks 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      The guys at the next table offered to buy me a beer.

      Honestly, this sounds like that /r/thathappened joke (and then he gave me $100 under the sink).

      [–]1knitro 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      I know it's pointless to highlight the errors in someone like that's ways (they won't really have any epiphany or anything), but damn is in not self-satisfying?

      [–]Robdogx9001 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      Sometimes its fun to get real when you have nothing to loose.

      [–]massrabbler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      You have nothing [that matters] to lose and maybe they learn something from it. Seems win-win to me

      [–]whitey_male 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Also no one likes a cc rider who takes herself so seriously and acts like cc riding = working for the UN or doing some really important job.

      Maybe if they had a bit of humility they might fare a bit better.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)


        [–]Sniff_NopeThasDoody 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Ah nothing like the smell of raw tuna, surrounded by the smell of raw tuna

        [–]HitlariouslyLiteral 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        The guys at the next table offered to buy me a beer.

        That sounds a lot like an "It was my privilege" ending.

        [–]jadedspade 38 points39 points  (0 children)


        Seriously I would have bought you a beer too bro.

        [–]aWolfAmongRavens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        If I would have been one of the guys at the next table, I would have hand delivered you that beer in front of all those women. With a long drawn out THAAAAANK YOU.

        Most women don't understand the difference.

        [–]blfstyk 13 points14 points  (3 children)

        That is right on. You can reverse it though.

        This may be merely legend, but when Rembrandt, who was supposedly devoted to his wife, was asked, "Rembrandt, with your fame, you could have any woman you want, why don't you have many mistresses?", replied: "If you sleep with many women, you have none, if you sleep with only one, you have all the women in the world."

        Ah, to find that one woman who is all the women in the world.

        [–]blazingcopper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Back then it wasn't hard to find

        [–]AmazonExplorer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        ha, never knew much about Rembrandt aside from his paintings.

        [–]slfnflctd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        'That one woman' has likely been more myth than reality for the majority of men through most of human history (at least post-agriculture, anyhow). One partner, if not each, will always be more likely to betray the other than either fully realize in certain circumstances, for reasons that are in large part subconscious. I do think there's a spectrum, though, and some people have had better luck. Problem is, you just can't guarantee that kind of result (although you can bump your odds).

        In any case, I have a theory that compromise and commitment both seem to come more naturally for some people with age (perhaps as they realize their time is short?). This is why I try to maintain more regular contact with people I consider to be of a higher caliber, male and female-- there will be fewer of us with long-standing ties as time goes on, and those ties will mean more. I guess what I'm saying is that your chances of finding a unicorn are absurdly low, but if you filter well you can have a fair shot at finding a woman who will grow into a stellar partner eventually.

        [–]sir_wankalot_here 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        I thought this post was a kinky sex post. I am disappointed. Oh well.

        [–]El_Shakiel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Man, it is stories like this that make me love r/TRP and make me come back every day. Thanks for the tale !

        [–]ColdEiric 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        You should have told it to young girls. Young girls who aren't beyond the point of no return.

        [–]RPL23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        this is an absolutely great read hahaha well played.

        [–]GrilledCheezus71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Tuna tartare is fucking delicious dude. Fine choices all around.

        [–]HeinousFu_kery 18 points19 points  (10 children)

        Edit: OP meant misogyny.

        One of my rules of women says: "If she says she's been dumped a lot (or left with no promised phone call), you're about to find out why..."

        [–]postuk 42 points43 points  (9 children)

        No, he means misogyny. Read it again:

        The remainder of dinner was not really enjoyable, because of the rampant misogyny at the table, I was informed.

        They told him that they weren't enjoying themselves because of the [his?] "misogyny".

        I don't know, I enjoyed it.

        He enjoyed the "misogyny".

        The tuna tartare was to die for.

        The food wasn't so bad either!

        Edit: down voted for making the OP even clearer?! Cunt!

        [–]Rugnardl 15 points16 points  (7 children)

        Up voted for the final, obligatory "Cunt!"

        [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        I upvote most comments with the word "cunt" in it.

        [–]tsudonimh[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Damn it, the bot deleted my first response...

        [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I upvote anything with George Carlin's 7 words. /s

        Cunt is pretty much the only word that's retained it's effectiveness as an insult/swear word. Lets try not to overuse it like we did with fuck, motherfucker and cocksucker.

        [–]Overkillengine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Thus the irony of people using anti-censorship to indulge. When you overuse something you end up diluting it.

        [–]postuk 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Lol. I returned to make a brief edit (added a '?') within seconds of posting, to see it has been down voted to zero. It angered me more than meaningless Internet points should.

        [–]itwasninjas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        yeah, but at least righteous anger is somewhat enjoyable

        [–]HeinousFu_kery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You are correct, sir. Edited.

        [–]Dark triad expert: - - [3 Points]IllimitableMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Hahahaha the fact those guys were willing to buy you a beer is indicative of one thing: a lot of guys feel the same way about women and their bullshit but are too afraid to speak up. Criticising women or saying anything negative has become such a taboo it's a joke. Even in their (a woman's) eyes laying over and taking their shit wins you no respect.

        [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (15 children)

        A lock that can be opened by any key is not a very good lock, but the key that can open any lock is a master key.

        [–]2lightfire409 25 points26 points  (8 children)

        I always chucked how the feminists are always like "Oh not the lock and key analogy again!" while they never manage to refute the point it makes.

        [–]2elysius 19 points20 points  (6 children)

        I believe the default rebuttal is that women are not objects blah blah blah. Same thing with the rape issue: you can't put yourself in harm's way and expect nothing bad to happen*, just like you wouldn't leave your car or house door unlocked and expect nothing bad to happen. BUT OUR BODIES ARE NOT CARS etc.

        They know they can't refute the argument so they hamster it away.

        • Note that this is entirely different from the "blaming the victim" fantasy they drummed up.

        [–]FA_in_PJ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

        I've moved to an analogy about missionaries who get themselves killed. It happens. Civil war, disease, superstition/misinformation among the natives, lots of reasons. People doing good in the world get murdered.

        There are two approaches one could take to this problem: (1) Start a "don't kill whitey" campaign targeted at third world denizens or (2) Make sure that potential starry-eyed do-gooders are informed about the dangers they are walking into. Which approach is more likely to save lives?

        I've yet to hear a feminist retort to this argument. Any retort, let alone a good one. B/c what can they say?

        Of course, I have the advantage of a personal anecdote, which always scores points with the bleeding hearts. My childhood preacher's whole family was wiped out on a mission to Africa. They never even got off the airplane.

        So yeah, curious to learn if it still works without the tear-jerker. And the tear-jerker element is total BS, I was too young to know those people; my parents passed the story on to me when I was older.

        [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        Same thing with the rape issue: you can't put yourself in harm's way and expect nothing bad to happen*

        Whenever women pull this victim blaming shit I say 'Ok... that's basically like saying some white dude with a megaphone going through harlem shouting 'here nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger' and acting surprised when he gets beat within an inch of his life and/or shot.

        [–]ComteDeSaintGermain 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        ...except that 'putting yourself in harm's way' can mean as little as 'being pretty and stepping outside after 9pm'....

        [–]Draki1903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Our bodies are not cars

        It's a physical vessel that has its kinks, requires maintenance, fuel, and allows my brain to travel.

        I'm not sure if I just did an Oxford comma. Did I just do an Oxford comma?

        [–]technocratofzigurrat 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        I like OP's version better.

        [–]brons104 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        What man in his right mind wants to marry a woman who admits to having more men than a battleship? If you follow the logic on it, this woman wants a man to risk most of his possessions by committing himself solely her, a person who has shown that she can't commit herself to a single man. What a double-standard backed up by such a sense of self-entitlement.

        [–]thisisnotatoaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Women would look at a man who had thousands of women in the same fashion. "Someone who couldn't commit"

        I grew up in a world where women weren't entitled to shit and they couldn't win no matter what they did, and now I am in one where it's almost the opposite sometimes. It's weird.

        [–]MajorStyles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Bravo, sir! I will buy you a beer if I ever meet you.

        [–]usku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Nobody wants a shitty lock.

        [–]1Zanford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Haha I love the guys at hte next table. Hope you swapped info with them to make some new drinking/fishing/bowling/lifting buddies.

        [–]rporion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        [–]insane_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The proverb comes to mind. "A key that opens a thousand locks is a master key, but a lock that opens to any key is not a lock" wonderful!

        [–]FelixTheLeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Well done! I don't think I could've handled that situation any better.

        [–]HeadingRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Can't settle for just one cock- even for a little while and still wonders

        "Why doesn't anyone want to marry me?"

        Hmm so far you have shown you don't want to be loyal- why should I take a chance that this time it'll work.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Since when did repulsed turn into intimidated?