You can't make this stuff up. This is textbook RP.
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Of the things he said the one thing that stood out was oh boy is she a freak (when it comes to sex). I have been with my wife for 8 years, and I could say freak is the farthest thing from it. He was kind of drunk and then he starts telling me the crazy stories from the past. One of them being, having sex outside of the mall and a cop showing up. Another one was they had anal sex when they went camping and they got the tent all crazy.
Long story short, she ended up confessing to all of this and more. What makes me really upset is that when it comes to sex, my wife and I’s sex life is not horrible. But it’s never what her and Doug’s relationship ever was.
For us, I don’t think she has ever given me an actual blow job, she will put my penis in her mouth for 5 seconds and move on. I have asked her if she could make more of an effort she always says she isn’t a slut. Same thing when it came to other things. She knew I always wanted to try anal sex, even when we were dating. She said that it is exit only, and always will be.
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