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[–]Lt_Muffintoes 172 points173 points  (11 children)

boohoo, she's not the stupid virgin archetype a lot of guys fantasize or idealize about. Good.

And tonight on Meet The Wall, we have a special guest, HalflingTea, a...young...30 something independant woman

[–]Wargame4life 121 points122 points  (10 children)

"i just feel men are intimidated by my independent strong womyn life,"

[–]TestosteroneFilled 172 points173 points  (7 children)

Everytime some bitch says "intimated by mah sexual experiences hurr" it rustles my jimmies seriously.

Listen stupid cunt. You see a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk you're walking in. You don't want to step on it, hell not even get close to it. Are you "intimated" by it? Afraid of it?

Fuck no. You're just disgusted by it and you don't want anything to do with it.

And that dog shit is the equivalent of a girl that has fivesomes in a public bathroom.

[–]Wargame4life 85 points86 points  (2 children)

I am "intimidated"by a well sexually experienced girlfriend, in the same way i am "intimidated " buy buying used goods at full price .

Why would i invest heavily in something that has a greater likelihood of turning into a bad deal, than what the rest of the market is offering.

No thanks.

[–]Ulquiorra_Schiffer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Which is why feminism wants to turn the entire market into the Used Goods, so there is no better option.

[–]bring_the_gimmedats 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The cornerstone of feminism is women not being held responsible for their actions. It's natural for them to toe the line. Unfortunately for them, this rarely happens.

[–]limbooo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yeah. Disgusted is the right word.

[–]DexterousRichard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disdain is also a good word.

[–]1IVIaskerade 86 points87 points  (17 children)

I love u/tezoatlipoca's comment. Hamster at it's finest.

Some guys can [put it aside]..... some can't. If he's in the latter camp, give him an ultimatum. Get over it, its the past, it doesn't matter, that was then, maybe I was drunk, this is now, I'm with you, deal with it.

You go girl! If he can't get over you lying, then force him to.

If he has to think more than 24 hrs on whether you're still worthy, you can do better. Move on and dump him.

Yeah girl, it's you whose partner is unworthy of you! You deserve better than a guy who will hold you to account!

[–]tsudonimh 58 points59 points  (1 child)

My personal favourite:

then break up with him because he is being an immature, judgmental, idiot.

I just love the way commentators can take a perfectly natural reaction to discovering your partner's embarrassing sexual escapades, and turn it into a shameful thing that should cause her to break it off with him.

The lengths hamsters will go to in order to convince themselves that they are not to blame for something is endlessly entertaining.

[–]evilcleverdog 19 points20 points  (10 children)

I hate this "it's in the past" horseshit. Yeah, well, everything's in the past, moron!

[–]1IVIaskerade 24 points25 points  (7 children)

I wonder if they would apply the same logic to rapists.

[–]MUTHAFATHAGENTLEMAN 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, that needs to follow you forever.

Yeh, all your decisions follow you forever. They literally make up who you are; they are the sum of your character.

[–]itsmehobnob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Every picture is a picture of you when you were younger." Mitch Hedberg

[–]Dr_Acu1a 7 points8 points  (2 children)

That would tickle me to death!

"You need to accept my past mistakes or we're through!" "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."

[–]Wesleykin 13 points14 points  (1 child)

''We were through when you had 4 dicks in you.''

[–]atlas87 268 points269 points  (87 children)

I really just can't get over the fact that there's some guy out there that fucked 4 chicks in a public bathroom. I've been with a lot of women, done a lot of depraved shit, and had a few threesomes, but damn that is fucking impressive.

[–]trpcounselor 409 points410 points  (70 children)

You can't believe it because it's a lie. It was certainly NOT 4 girls and instead all guys.

here's how i know:

it confirmed that my "number" was a lie as I told him that I'd only had sex with 3 other guys throughout my life.

Anyone who didn't catch this has never dated a liar. Read that sentence again, and again and again. Think to yourself what a liar and what a person who is telling the truth would say if it was really 4 girls.

[–]SomeRandomBlackGuy 147 points148 points  (32 children)

I caught that shit too. She absolutely would've led wit the 4 girls thing in order to talk her way out of it, were that true. She made that part up after she realized her bf was done.

[–]Hrodrik 17 points18 points  (31 children)

Why can't they be separate? Maybe she fucked 20 different guys but that fivesome was with 4 girls.

Still a slut.

[–]1xwm 123 points124 points  (24 children)

Because she used this one incident as definitive proof that her number was indeed broken. Trust me, she is lying her ass off to save face with the internet so they'll sympathise with her and tell her he is being unreasonable.

Source: lived with/dated an emotionally abusive liar for over three years

[–]Surtrlljos 32 points33 points  (4 children)

There's an old Norse saying:

He is truly wise who’s traveled far and knows the ways of the world. He who has traveled can tell what spirit governs the men he meets. - Havamal

[–]TheIronViking 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Also this one from the same source:

The speech of a maiden should no man trust, nor the words which a woman says; for their hearts were shaped on a whirling wheel and falsehood fixed in their breasts.

[–]Hrodrik 23 points24 points  (2 children)

for their hearts were shaped on a whirling wheel

Wow, the norse knew about the hamster.

[–]Dyspareuniac 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No, it's referring to a spinning wheel - its about how they are unable to truly love (hearts were "artificially created", similar to clothing). Falsehood being "fixed in their breasts" refers to the inherent lack of shame/honor which is what allows for their hamsters to run loose in absolving them of any guilt.

The vikings were RP as fuck. To think they had it all figured out back then and now we are back to denying reality. Pathetic.

[–]Dr_Acu1a 12 points13 points  (16 children)

Lying to the internet about a problem to which you need a solution. That makes about as much sense as lying to your doctor about health habits.

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    [–]Dr_Acu1a 0 points1 point  (10 children)

    Fair, but if you want actual advice then why don't you give the actual story?

    [–]1IVIaskerade 22 points23 points  (5 children)

    You do realise that that might reflect badly on her? You know it wasn't her fault that she's slept with a lot of guys, it's her boyfriend's intolerant "traditional" attitudes toward it that's the problem! If he would just accept that she only lowered the number because he's intolerant and that he's the one at fault, everything would be so much better, but he won't!


    Summary: Because it's never the hamster's fault.

    [–]Dr_Acu1a 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    I don't get why people care about what a bunch of anonymous assholes over the internet think about them. That's the whole point.

    [–]Endorsed Contributorfluviant 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    She doesn't want actual advice; she wants to feel good. She's a woman.

    [–]Dr_Acu1a 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I hope I'm not offending her with my reason and common sense.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This. 100 times this. It's the only reason why women post on the internet.

    [–]pick-a-spot 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    In a twisted way it makes sense...

    She is telling the Internet the lie, the same lie she assumes the bf believes.... And then trying to get advice within that bubble.

    If you've ever dug yourself into a hole (brink of being caught) or seen someone else do it, you must be familiar with the lie within a lie, with a sugar of truth + white lie, lieception people end up weaving.

    Or trickle truth *

    Also, maybe she hopes he'll see it on reddit or something so will be more likely to believe her.

    [–]Dr_Acu1a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It almost sounds like she's trying to make it the truth by perpetuating the lie. I've seen this on here a million times where someone is caught red handed and still is playing deny, deny, deny. Sometimes they even go so far as to put the blame on someone else for their deception. It seems so stupid to me, mostly because the actual truth will probably piss me off less than being lied to.

    [–]humankin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    People do lie to their doctor about their health habits. A lot.

    It's funny in the sad way that cynics are optimistic when they say all people are inherently self-serving. In reality people rarely meet so high a standard.

    [–]Dr_Acu1a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm aware. I'm one of those medical folks that they lie to, which is precisely why I used it as an example. People come in with medical conditions and underplay substance abuse or sexual history as if we're going to judge them and/or sell them out to cops. We don't fucking care. The whole situation is set up for confidentiality. Internet anonymity is the same way in terms of confidentiality if you don't give anything personal away. She's an idiot.

    [–]bloodshot_eyes 5 points6 points  (5 children)

    Trickle truth. The cat is out of the bag about the 5-some. However, she'd never volunteer any further sluttishness unless she was cornered and there was no other choice.

    [–]ALadyLikeMe 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Someone should ask her what her real number is. 3...? Really? It's the internet, what does she have to lose by telling her real number?

    [–]DevilishRogue 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    [–]ALadyLikeMe 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    2.6-4.4 partners reported for women? I saw a post from somewhere on reddit where women were reporting in the 50s to 100+ ranges! There must have been a lot of virgins in the linked survey to bring the average down to under 5...

    [–]lm_Brian 39 points40 points  (6 children)

    I've told him the truth that it wasn't a "gangbang" and that it was just 4 girls (including myself) with one other guy.

    This bit seems more telling to me, if she was telling the truth she would have started with "It wasn't" since she's only explaining it at this point, the fact that she felt she needed to say that is what she told him rather than that is what happened suggests it wasn't what actually happened.

    [–]17 Endorsed ContributorJP_Whoregan 47 points48 points  (2 children)

    Fucking bingo. If it was actually "4 other girls and one guy", she'd have refuted her friend straight away in front of everybody. But she didn't. The "it was all girls" was a fabricated lie for the suckers at /r/relationships, so it'd sound "softer" than it really was, and so they'd show her sympathy.

    [–]elite5472 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    This is where women could learn a bit of RP. She could have agreed, amplified, and then later tell her bf they were just kidding.

    [–]humankin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That is a great point.

    Her escalating would have left her "responsible, good job and kind hearted" beta with a niggling doubt but he'd still trust her. It's lose-lose but the disutility difference is huge.

    [–]Birdoftruth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yea, when I think of 5 some, I dont think of all guys on 1 girl. This girl pretty much jumped on the defense on this one.

    [–]Flareprime 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    its called a "reverse gangbang." Its a searchable term on many porn/torrent/google sites. So yes it was a gangbang...that's what its called.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 12 points13 points  (16 children)

    Yeah... the only way you fuck 4 girls at a time as a guy is if you're a porn star doing porn ;)

    I wonder what her friend who blurted that out would confirm if it was 4 girls and a guy. Trickle truth... she wants it to seem not as bad so she's trying to get lezbo experiences discounted because guys all have lezbo fantasies right?

    [–]PerniciousOne 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Or you were throwing lots of money around.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Might have been cheaper to just hire 4 hookers.

    [–]WillClickOnAnything 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Frankly, I don't see how one is worse than the other. Girls or guys, it was a fucking gangbang. She's a sloot no matter how you slice it.

    [–]sway_usa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Goddamn Sherlock Holmes, I didn't even catch that. Nice find.

    [–]keepitcasualbrah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That's such a sick (or in your case: standard) catch man. Gotta gain that eye for detail... cheers.

    [–]Glenbert 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    Totally agree, but devil's advocate: she includes women in her partner count. Seems like something a post-modern millennial would do, no?

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Post-modern millennials don't count women as guys though, they tend to be very specific so that they can wiggle their way around the full consequences of their actions.

    [–]GC0W30 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Some of them will also hamster around whether or not oral counts, and some will even hamster around women as 'did not count' because when they're trying to keep their number low... oral doesn't count.

    On edit: I've also noticed that when you discuss partner count with bisexuals, if we are disclosing same-sex partners conversationally, we will almost always break it down by gender. Either way, this bitch lied, no one says what she said and then says the next thing she says unless they're a liar.

    [–]Smekiz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    met a girl who did three immigrants that didn't speak her language at 7/11 once, she went up to the store after closing, knocked on the window and they answered the door, they were cleaning the place. She walked in, started making out with one, and the four of them went to the bathroom. But she actually bragged about it at truth/consequence lol

    [–]gensyms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The logic is strong in this one.

    [–]1 Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 27 points28 points  (8 children)

    This part honestly makes it very hard for me to believe the whole story. One guy, four girls and a public toilet. Come on. If that happened at some kind of mansion or at a swinger party I would be willing to believe it, but on a public toilet?

    [–]1IVIaskerade 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    Disabled toilets bro. Firstly, there's more than enough space to get 5 people in there, and secondly, after 5 girls in a row, he'd need it.

    [–]ShinyBrah[S] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    Sadly, I've heard of equally worse things going down in public through mutual contacts. Some people really do have no shame.

    If this really is true, the guy must have god tier game to have pulled it off.

    [–]1 Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    I'm not even sure that many celebrities could pull this shit of. This would also take some very special type of girls to be willing to share a cock with three other girls in a place where other people shit and if I'd assume this to be true then my only advice to OP's bf would be: "Run nigga! Run!".

    I've heard of equally worse things

    I personally do not view this as being good or bad at all. It's just low. I wouldn't fuck in a public toilet anymore. It's not only uncomfortable but also really gross.

    [–]deville05 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Yeah thats trye cuz if its the toilets then its probably 4 guys n 1 girl cuz guys will fuck any where

    [–]1 Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Yeah. Actually this would make it much more likely in my eyes.

    [–]drallcom3 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    You'd have to be a major celebrity to pull that off and then you wouldn't do it in a public bathroom. It was a regular 4 guys gangbang. Not even a gangbang, they just waited for their turn.

    [–]GC0W30 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Running a train. Not like any of the football players from my college ever did that.

    Oh. Wait. They did that like 8 nights a week. Dirty fucks.... but they had the common sense to use a dorm room....

    [–]chainlinks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I have a suspicion that it was something more like 3 guys and 2 girls. 4 v 1 in either direction is hard to pull off.

    [–]-Tyler_Durden- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    If true, there were four young women there with four iPhones. There has to be pictures and/or a video floating somewhere in the icloud.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    If this really happened, this would be the lucky guy.

    [–]sir_wankalot_here 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I worship the ground the guy walks on. It takes depravity to a new level

    [–]Olipyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Same. God damn I'm proud of that dude. Jealous but happy for him.

    [–][deleted] 110 points111 points  (32 children)

    responsible, good job and kind hearted

    Beta bucks, never she have mentioned "attractive", "challenging" or "adventerouse". And 4 guys at once? Holy Fuck! And then they tell you with straight face porn is just a fantasy, not a reality. I, personally, would advice the man to demote her to a plate, she's not LTR material.

    [–]franzois_ 50 points51 points  (7 children)

    I, personally, would advice the man to demote her to a plate, she's not LTR material.

    Not even plate; this is totally dead in my book.

    [–]16 Endorsed ContributorTRPsubmitter 20 points21 points  (4 children)

    If it's your exclusive gf, I think most guys would go this route. Emotions play a part and can't be denied.

    But IF you can pull it off, keeping her around for easy pussy is ideal.

    [–]Pornography_saves_li 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Yeah. And it will be so easy to accept it when she starts openly banging other dudes...


    Break all contact. That's the only way.

    [–]jova33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, I think an open relationship has to be something that's known at the start.

    It's like those common questions, "Would you let your girlfriend become a stripper?", "Would you date a stripper?"

    No, I wouldn't let my current gf become a stripper, but sure I'd date a stripper. No, I wouldn't let my current gf fuck other guys, but sure I'd fuck a girl who is currently on the cock carousel.

    [–]Solonzzo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The idea of keeping pussy if fine, as long as we are talking about quality pussy and not a deceiving cunt. She took the guy for a fool, she's playing like she's worth to be kept, when she is not. Never accept a woman who makes a fool of you.

    [–]-Tyler_Durden- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    No, she's definite plate material. I would try to get the harem going with her; she could be very useful. But, I doubt this guy has the game to pull it off.

    Being a slut is not a bad thing, it just means that she would make a bad wife and mother. She is just not LTR material.

    [–]-Tyler_Durden- 23 points24 points  (6 children)

    I would wager that the lie about her past is not the only thing that bothers this guy. I also think that she doesn't do all the kinky things to him; it's most likely only boring missionary for him.

    [–]geosh 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    Exactly. $100 says she could fix this by getting three of her girlfriends and teaming up on this guy.

    [–]tr0n_cat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    She has at least one friend who owes her a big favor

    [–]Humankeg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    God that is the worst. Learning you put in work and time to get bring sex from some woman, when in the past she let's five guys randomly f her with no effort at all.

    [–]Ferelden 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    What kills me is the lying! She tries to get all high and mighty, "the past doesn't matter!" Yeah, okay honey, even if that were true, you lied! She knew it was important to the guy (because otherwise she wouldn't have lied) and now there is no way he can trust her. Her hamster will resolve blame and say he isn't confident enough (or man enough) to handle a woman with previous experiences, but really it's just the fact that she is a liar.

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      [–]2elysius 23 points24 points  (4 children)

      Having a good job and being "responsible" (which connotes authority and decision-making) are all generally positive attributes a man can have regardless of whether a woman is into him for fun or for support.

      You're missing the point. If a guy gives a girl tingles, that's what she'll talk about. A guy who doesn't give a girl tingles is only referred to in terms of what makes him a good catch on paper: good job, responsible, nice. But women don't get wet for how dependable a man is, and a dry woman is a flaky woman.

      Sure, she 'really loves' him now, that they've been together for 3 months (how much can you "really love" a person in 3 months?), but give it some time and she'll get bored because he doesn't give her tingles. And you can bet your life tingles are very important to a woman who had sex with 4 other people (regardless of sex) in a public bathroom.

      [–]Throwaway_SEERED 34 points35 points  (3 children)

      This fucking broad!!!

      The highly drunk friend deserves a medal.

      [–]chainlinks 21 points22 points  (2 children)

      Women have no loyalty to one another. They get pleasure from ruining their friends relationships.

      [–]Throwaway_SEERED 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Back in the day I knew this broad. She was extremely promiscuous and pressed over a guy who wouldn't commit, they were FWB. One day, this guy decided to cut her off and guess what she did? She tried to destroy every one of her friends relationships because she was jealous. Also, she rode the cock carousel and spread the clap to 4 different dudes after the fact. Pathetic.

      [–]Surtrlljos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      LOL and feminist claim women will do better job in leadership positions.

      [–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (10 children)


      Someone should post it in purplepill. See if the retards can debate their way out of that one.

      [–]17 Endorsed ContributorJP_Whoregan 54 points55 points  (6 children)

      /r/purplepilldebate's mods are also mods at /r/thebluepill. It's a pointless joke of a sub that masquerades as a legitimate "debate" forum.

      [–]ALadyLikeMe 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Are there some TRP mods at purple pill too?

      [–]janyk 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      "We're going to create a no-man's-land where people from both sides can come to debate.

      But it will only be moderated by one side. You know, for fairness."

      -/r/thebluepill mods

      [–]1Watermelon_Salesman 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      Forget about debating. It's a waste of time and energy.

      How come that still isn't part of the basic RP tenets? "Don't do online debates. Go read a book instead."

      [–]-Strider 28 points29 points  (3 children)

      I want to know how the situation arises where a girl will let 4 guys fuck her in a public toilet

      [–]GC0W30 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Absent or weak father at some point prior to her becoming an adult woman is the first ingredient to the gangbang stew.

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        [–]switchme808 17 points18 points  (16 children)

        If he's bluepill, it very well could be all 3.

        responsible, good job and kind hearted

        BP sounds likely here.

        [–]17 Endorsed ContributorJP_Whoregan 37 points38 points  (1 child)

        Notice she doesn't say "attractive, good looking, etc"...the "good job" is always what women throw out there when describing the beta bux she's trying to run a con-game on about her alpha-dominated slutty past.

        [–]Hatorader 12 points13 points  (13 children)

        I actually am dating a girl that's done nasty shit like this(DP'd by criminals just out of jail) and I'd say the feeling is indescribable. Part jealousy, part hate and part sadness that the relationship will never be anything special or lead to anything serious. The hate part isn't because I hate her or anything, but because I have to hurt her feelings so much when she starts talking about marriage and kids with me and I have to straight up tell her things like I'd never marry or have kids with a girl that's been DP'd. One time I told her that I'd never let my kids be kissed by a mouth that's had so many guys cum in it. But somehow she still thinks one day we'll get married and have kids, wtf.

        [–]sway_usa 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        But somehow she still thinks one day we'll get married and have kids, wtf

        The hamster is strong like bull

        [–]MisterMisogyny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        You're getting a lot of flack, but you're doing the right thing in telling her how it is. A lot of people are commenting that you should dump her. That would be depriving her of her agency -- her ability to decide for herself.

        Despite what the blue pill thinks, she does have agency. She can make her own choices. You have been clear with her in regards to the limits of your relationship with her. She has chosen to stay. Maybe she's misguided in thinking she can change her mind, but that's her choice to make. As long as you aren't misleading her (which you aren't), you're being moral and ethical.

        It's probably not the healthiest situation for her, but she's made the decision that it's better than being without you.

        As for you... are you sure that you aren't just sticking your dick into crazy?

        [–]Klockmon 18 points19 points  (2 children)

        I think you're a loser and in no way better than this girl, who has obvious self esteem issues. You really need to tell her shit like that? No. Do you really need to string her along? No. Whatever man, you're no better than her. You're dating the best you can get.

        [–]caveboy77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Yeah he sounds pretty butthurt but not able to break up.

        [–]1Jaereth 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Jesus man, just leave her now and stop tormenting her.

        When you spin plates, you should always leave them better than you found them. Not fuck with their heads saying shit like that.

        [–]DevilishRogue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        If he's been honest and she chooses to stay that's on her, not him. You can advise the guy not to stick his dick in crazy but she's tormenting herself not he her.

        [–]Pornography_saves_li 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        You're being an abusive prick. Break up and move on.

        [–]massrabbler 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        There's nothing wrong with telling a girl this, and continuing to see her so long as you're both on the same page - you can still have fun times together.

        However this relationship seems bad. Hatorader seems like he doesn't even want to be in it, and if they are indeed 'dating' then this is bad - you don't do this when you 'date' someone, because inherently that means that you are testing them for an LTR and the viability of that has already been determined.

        Doesn't mean they can't see each other though - although again, in this case, the girl seems attached and unable to see clearly. Move along.

        [–]16 Endorsed ContributorTRPsubmitter 36 points37 points  (0 children)

        Here's a worse one:

        It could be the number that threw him off, or the fact that you lied to him. You'll have to figure out which one it is.

        Cue Reddit always trying to force guys to "accept" womens' high sexual partner counts. If any guy ever says he wants a woman with low partner count, he's shamed.

        The truth is BOTH of those options are dealbreakers.

        [–]rpsheepdog 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Inadequacy... yeah that's it

        [–]massrabbler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        He's inadequate for her like human food is for a dung beetle.

        [–]Here2lrn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Jealousy isn't completely unbelievable, depending on how invested he was in this girl. But yeah... probably mostly repulsion.

        [–]DevilishRogue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        If I was the guy I know what I'd be thinking.

        [–]evilcleverdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What he's probably feeling (if my own emotions are any barometer) is a combination of repulsion, inadequacy and jealousy,

        That is ridiculous. It's on him, is it? He's the one who's a lying whore? Jesus fuck, these people are repulsively stupid. Well, if he's such a loser, then she should stop regretting it, and fuck off to some other guy. Be done with it.

        [–]Ironhigh 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        I'd dump her on the spot if I was really seeking a LTR.If she's 1/4 of what a man can get then only keep her if she brings you the other 3/4.

        [–]chainlinks 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        You have a twisted mind. I like it.

        I can imagine the conversation "Fine, we can stay together, but you need to bring me three other bitches so I can fuck all of you in our bathroom."

        Then dump her after anyway.

        [–]loknarash 13 points14 points  (4 children)

        EDIT 1- I've told him the truth that it wasn't a "gangbang" and that it was just 4 girls (including myself) with one other guy, yet he's still not impressed. Really getting anxious here.

        Bitch, you are making it worse. One, you're a lying cunt and whatever you say I'm taking the opposite of (What does she expect, "Oh, gee, great, I'm so impressed you imagined to fill every hole with cock, even with the one between your ears."). Secondly, enjoy your life as a human cum receptacle.

        How do these women sleep at night?

        [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        How do these women sleep at night?

        In their minds, they did nothing wrong. If he never found out, it would've never hurt him.

        It's not a lie, if you believe it.

        [–]17 Endorsed ContributorJP_Whoregan 17 points18 points  (2 children)

        How do these women sleep at night?

        Welcome to the average American 21st century whore. She's not a cum receptacle, she's just "exploring her sexuality" and "finding herself" just so happens that she needs to find herself by looking for herself at the base of many, many cocks.

        [–]Throwaway_SEERED 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Nothing says "finding yourself" better then a couple of hot nuts in your mouth.

        [–]pol_wasright_again 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        "feeding yourself" is phonetically similar.

        [–]17 Endorsed ContributorJP_Whoregan 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        "Dear /r/relationships, I'm a whore who took 4 cocks at the same time, but that doesn't matter because the past is the past and I'm a woman after all, so I shouldn't have to suffer the relational, social, or societal consequences that a whore normally suffers. Why is my boyfriend being a judgmental prick who's unfairly distancing himself from my dumpster of a vagina? I really love him so very very much, help Reddit!"

        [–]MuzakNinja 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        or societal consequences that a whore normally suffers.

        Hey, whores run a legitimate business. You should say "slut".

        [–]sniperhiding 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        Interesting. So she's ashamed of having sex with several guys at once (the 1 guy and 4 girls is total bullshit). Interesting. If you have sex with multiple guys in one moment, is something to be ashamed of, but having a high partner count over time is somehow OK. If you have enough calendar time between dicks, it's all OK.

        Seems logical to me. /s

        [–]Lipophobicity 15 points16 points  (2 children)

        "He said it was the lying, the number and the actual act that made him disgusted. He's a traditional kind of guy."

        You heard it on Reddit first, not wanting a girl who has been gangbanged makes you "old fashioned".

        I know most of you would just dump her, personally I would spend the next few weeks checking a few things off my sexual "to do" list.

        [–]theoctopuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        "Its ok sweetie, I'm not mad. Say, when was the last time you talked to those friends of yours? They sound really cool."

        [–]raceAround126 28 points29 points  (6 children)

        I honestly wonder what would happen if the tables were reversed? I mean, what if the guy lied and it came out that he regularly dabbled in a little fun in the toilets with other guys without using protection but "it's all in the past". What if a guy's secret panache at some stage was being filmed while being sexually attacked? Oh and whoops all your friends have the video...

        I doubt very much many women would accept the, "It's all in the past, get over it, it doesn't matter, shame on you for judging me!" line... My guess is, very few.

        [–]AnotherLostCause 23 points24 points  (2 children)

        Turning the tables would be if she found out he lied to her about his financial position and that he really had a half a million dollars in debt and they would have to just scrape by for the next ten years.

        [–]caveboy77 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        lol, so true, she'd be gone so fast and all those women would be cheering her on.

        [–]theoctopuss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        "You deserve so much better! No real man blah blah blah."

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        I think the the double standard might be, that if a guy had visited prositutes alot in the past most women would be disgusted. So imo it really isn't fair that we're not allowed to judge women on their N count.

        [–]1lucifa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Nah it's different. It might not be 'fair', but guys can have multiple partners prior to a relationship, and it only further establishes their value and pre-selection. In a feminist world girls would bang whoever they wanted without shame, but in reality it just makes them less desirable to men.

        [–]doulyftbro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Everytime some bitch says "intimated by mah sexual experiences hurr" it rustles my jimmies seriously.

        Listen stupid cunt. You see a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk you're walking in. You don't want to step on it, hell not even get close to it. Are you "intimated" by it? Afraid of it?

        Fuck no. You're just disgusted by it and you don't want anything to do with it.

        And that dog shit is the equivalent of a girl that has fivesomes in a public bathroom.

        this^ my friends is pure art.

        [–]massrabbler 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        Lol, "the past is the past" - yes, it is, but the past you've told is not the past that happened.

        Love it - no wait, I hate it - when girls use this line like that. It's pretty much the exact opposite of the meaning. You can work with the truth, you can't work with a lie.

        [–]ShinyBrah[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        "I have a history of stealing from my workplace multiple times, the past is the past riiiiiight?"

        [–]evilcleverdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        "I have a history of stealing from my workplace multiple times, the past is the past riiiiiight?"

        Or how about "I murdered someone, but it's on the past, fellas!" ?

        [–]franzois_ 21 points22 points  (5 children)

        /relationships, how can I fix this?

        Nope, its fucked. No fixing this.

        [–]Humankeg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        She can fix this. If her bf is a pussy and moron.

        [–]Science_isthenewcool 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Pretty sure this thread has been deleted/removed.

        Hilariously archetypal though for so many reasons, lying about number and lying about sexual past in general to appear a "good girl" when in actual fact she's already a raging slut by the age of 20. Clearly lying again, for damage control, pretending it was 4 girls and 1 guy, when she clearly stated it invalidated her number of guys she slept with. Additionally the only positive things she can say about her current bf are he has a stable job, responsible, kind etc. Just all round gold, ticking a lot of the stereotypes: bravo.

        [–]akthero 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        he's responsible, good job and kind hearted

        Translation: he puts up with my shit, makes a a lot of money and buys me things

        [–]hohamocha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Translation: He's a great Beta Bux

        [–]GC0W30 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        I read halfway down the comments on this and had a Clarity Clarence moment where I realized that this guy's reaction is why all of those guys in high school and college who run trains on perfectly willing women get charged with rape a month later.....

        [–]Philhelm 25 points26 points  (3 children)

        I suppose I'm a shameless bastard, but I would try to leverage this in order to get a threesome or moresome. But then, women will only do the good stuff with the AF, and not the BB's whom they "love."

        I also don't buy that it was one man and four a public bathroom no less. He would have to be a literal rock star at a high level, top-secret sex club in NYC or LA for this to even be remotely possible. I've been fortunate to have had four women in one night at a private orgy, but that was an all night affair, and wasn't in a public restroom.

        [–]dawg826 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        Yes but you're coming from an enlightened position. He just had the disney fantasy removed from his eyes in one fell swoop.

        [–]BananaToe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Since when is 3 past partners a disney fantasy? The bar needs to be raised.

        [–]Paranoidexboyfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        no no one guy four girls is definitely possible, you are just making the mistake of picturing the women as attractive women you'd want to have sex with. More than 3 pigs line up at the same trough all the time.

        [–]FerrusMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        One way or another, this relationship is completely doomed. Even if it's fake, it's a classic example of how women will lie about their previous sexual encounters. She thinks nothing about her lying about her history, because she knows that if she told the truth from the getgo, any decent guy is going to run for the fucking hills. He will never be able to get that image out of his head, and as the relationship progresses, and she denies him sexual acts that he knows she was willing to do to others before him, it's only going to get worse.

        Sadly, the only thing she will learn from this is to not associate with anyone who knows about her previous history.

        [–]2asd1100 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Some guys are fucking others are loving. You choose which one you want to be. I can guarantee you that in this generation of "empowerement" there are no virgins, there are no inocents. The culture is that of instant gratification, if there was a cake the best realistic scenario is that at the very least a couple of guys tasted it if it was bad, but more often than not even shity cakes get eaten. There are no more good women, there never where, they are just pretending so they don't die alone.

        mental hi5 for the anonymous bro that got a bathroom orgy going, I don't respect many men, and yes probably the OP was the most angelic of his whores but it is still impressive and worthy of respect.

        [–]anavars 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        "He's responsible, good job and kind hearted." What is up with these women and their "job" making "good money". It's so funny to read.

        [–]DevilishRogue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        It's her way of admitting she doesn't think she can do better and so wants to salvage things with him if she can.

        [–]-Tyler_Durden- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        No matter how hard they try to lie, the truth eventually comes out. If you are going out with a drinker, she has most likely slept around. The alcohol gives her license to be a slut without it being her fault. In her mind, those times don't really count. However, the alcohol also is her undoing, because one cannot keep up a lie while drunk.

        And a word of advice regarding drinking, you cannot maintain frame while drunk. Know when to cut yourself off.

        I am not advocating temperance; a couple of drinks with dinner is acceptable. But, getting sloppy drunk at parties is a definite red flag.

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          [–]dawg826 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Textbook definition of trickle truth.

          [–]drqxx 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          In my experience girls that have had lots of cock in them are fun but definition not GF material. Remember you cant turn a whore into a house wife.

          [–]Humankeg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          This is my experience: women that do porn, are strippers, pose nude for public photos, have a high number of partners, are into ganbangs, etc, are not emotionally or mentally stable. The vast majority have pretty significant emotional problems, were raised in unstable homes, and would end up being crazy and drama.

          They aren't bad people because of this but they are more work than is needed by guys and would usually end up being a major head ache in the end. They sure can be fun though, but as a plate or friend.

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            [–]ShinyBrah[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            This part was particularly fucked up, they don't even try to hide this shit.

            [–]theoctopuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            What's fucked up is that 99% of women are like that.

            [–]philipzimbardo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            No matter how many times I encounter the preposterous disloyalty and rationalization women demonstrate I never cease to be surprised.

            [–]Mightaswellmakeone 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            A good link to have handy:

            [–]throwyawayee 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Let`s be honest, if the friend never told, she would have gotten away with him. She clearly sees him as BB. The thing that intrigues me is girls with high numbers tend to date guys with little dating experience.

            [–]beware_the_syllogism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Girls with high numbers make a conscious choice to date males with little experience when they want to "settle" - these males can be extremely naive and that helps the girl construct her fairy tale as he is playing by her rules in the field that she's constructed. It makes it easier to be the good girl. Call it projecting, perspective, whatever you want.

            Males do this too. Your dick is being compared to very other dick she's had.

            [–]johnnywahd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Ha. Remember in Clerks when Dante finds out his gf's number? He yells at her as she's leaving, (paraphrasing here) "Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot."

            [–]trpsavvy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            This bitch had a train run on her and honestly thinks any man would still want to commit to her after hearing that shit.

            [–]neveragoodtime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            I really love him, he's responsible, good job and kind hearted

            I think there's a pattern to how women describe their partners, depending on the problem they're having. She doesn't describe this partner as incredibly hot and great in bed, who she'd gladly fuck in a public bathroom with 4 other "girls." No, he has a good job, and he shouldn't concern himself with her past.

            If he were an alpha, she wouldn't be having this problem. He would continue to fuck her while keeping his options wide open. She would be complaining over something like he doesn't fuck me as much as I want now that he knows what a slut I am, or I don't know why he's an asshole to me but I want to fuck him so bad, or why won't he commit even though he knows I'm a slut?

            I'm going to keep an I out for how girls describe their boyfriends, and if the problem is he's not being her beta, or not being her alpha.

            [–]pl231 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            lol "he's a traditional kind of a guy,"

            I don't care what kind of guy you are, if a chick having a fivesome in a public bathroom doesn't raise some eyebrows, I'd question what's going on in your head.

            [–]johnnywahd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Funny how women care so much about their real number AFTER the fact and act ashamed of it, but not WHILE they're riding the CC.

            [–]sciencegod 9 points10 points  (1 child)

            A god damn fivesome. How in the hell does a fivesome even work? How much does it literally suck to be the 5th wheel in that toilet?

            [–]GC0W30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            You're waiting, but look... if you're a guy with no game who has had no action in 12 months... you'd pay for it, anyway.

            [–]Here2lrn 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            Well, the edit is clearly bullshit and not going to work out for her, all he has to do is is check with the loose lipped friend.

            My favourite comment is the one which says SHE can do better. Yeah, I thing someone has the roles reversed there.

            [–]seksi-seppo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            If she's shameless enough (combined with beta male target) she could succeed in reversing the situation which might be the most beneficial for her case. Somehow disgusted that these exist...

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            The one guy in the fivesome must be a fucking stud, jesus christ.

            [–]DevilishRogue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I was just in the right place at the right time ;-)

            [–]DistanceSkater 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            It's stories like these that make me wonder how The blue pill can parody this sub?

            "I said no for obvious reasons" "I lied about my number" "He has a good job"

            el oh fucking el

            [–]whystoppnow 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            The only way for her to fix this is to give him a sixsome.

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I've told him the truth that it wasn't a "gangbang" and that it was just 4 girls (including myself) with one other guy, yet he's still not impressed. Really getting anxious here.

            If this was the truth then:

            To make matters worse, it confirmed that my "number" was a lie as I told him that I'd only had sex with 3 other guys throughout my life.

            This would have never been said. #womenfailatlogic...again

            [–]evilcleverdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            The main problem is she lied. And it's a huge lie. She shouldn't expect to have a relationship with him anymore.

            [–]robot-b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I've tried to explain that the past is in the past, but he's been very apathetic with his replies (when I actually get them).

            every time.

            /relationships, how can I fix this? I really love him, he's responsible, good job and kind hearted but he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me

            "why won't my responsible boyfriend respect my irresponsibility?"

            [–]JovianTrainWreck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            How exactly do we know she's not lying about the 4-girls-1-guy thing to try to 'mitigate' the damage? She's a proven liar for fuck sake.

            [–]riverfan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Staggering degree of willful ignorance of how people really are in many of the responses quoted.

            She should have some sense that this would come back to bite her. Assuming that she was not a fool. But then having a 5some in a toilet pretty much sets the bar on her status on the fool-scale.

            If I was the boyfriend, three things would come to mind: 1. Who else knows about this, and what do they think of me in light of my relationship with her? 2. What diseases has she acquired from her 5some and the other misadventures? 3. Who can I talk about this with to get some perspective? Can't talk to my guys, nor my dad or brothers.

            Hope he makes a clean break. At his age, the dating pool is still plentiful.

            One last thought: feminists have a trope: "men want a virginal girl", and that this is why girls HAVE to lie about their past. Most guys don't want a virgin. But no guy wants to have to hide from his woman's friends

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Still a total fucking liar. She never said what her number is, just that it wasn't three. That means that her boyfriend is justified in being repulsed.

            [–]Transmigratory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Wow... this really reinforces how the hamster defies logic.

            [–]GC0W30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I just had a Clarity Clarence moment: the best possible lie here would have been that it was 5 girls including herself. A bunch of chicks lezzing out with no dudes around... cool...

            Except that falls apart. Sex in cars, I can see lesbians doing. Sex in bathrooms... women are just too damned picky about smell and environment. Without guys in the mix, they would never even THINK about sex in a bathroom.

            [–]intelligiblely 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            He's a traditional kind of guy.

            A guy that doesn't want to be with a girl who fucked five guys in a bathroom?

            [–]merkmerk73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I don't think this actually happened.