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[–]sticky_buddy 75 points76 points  (1 child)

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Holy shit this is good

[–]nem2k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Gold. Source?

EDIT: source is in another comment, cheers

[–]16 Endorsed Contributornicethingyoucanthave 107 points108 points  (8 children)

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Here are some improvements I would suggest:

When she can't get into the steakhouse, she should visit Applebee's (AppleBeta?). They are SUPER EXCITED to have her as a customer - their excitement annoys her. She orders steak there but then when they serve her she complains that it's not cooked the way she wanted, and not juicy the way she'd imagined. They dutifully bring her another steak, which she again complains about.

Angry and unsatisfied, she refuses to pay and leaves. Finding she's still hungry, she swings by McFling's on her way home.

She repeats her dinner at Applebee's, making an even bigger scene this time. Finally, having wasted so much food on her and never having been paid, they ask her to leave.

"Fine, whatever!" she says and swings by McFling's on her way home.

The next day, she returns again to Applebees, angrier than ever at their sucky, substandard food. She finds that Applebee's is closed - apparently, business wasn't so good. In its place is a bar named, "The Other Side." The bar is smokey and loud and generally unpleasant, but they do have a food menu.

"I'll have the steak" she announces. Everyone in the bar laughs at her. "Honey, we have hotdogs and pretzels" the bar tender says. "Fine, I'll have a hotdog and a beer." The bartender pops a hotdog in the oven. A minute later, he unceremoniously slaps it down in front of her. "Here's your wiener" he says with a chuckle.

Disgusted by the stale hotdog, she gets up to leave. The bouncer stops her. "I think you forgot to pay" he says. "I'm NOT paying for that piece of shit you call food." The bouncer blocks her way. "Oh yes you are."

She pays and leaves. On her way home, she swings by McFlings. Smelling alcohol on her breath and smoke from the bar on her clothes, even they refuse to serve her. Still hungry, she weighs her options and decides maybe the hotdog wasn't so bad - it's better than nothing.

[–]2 Mredpillschool 55 points56 points  (1 child)

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She doesn't understand why the steak restaurant won't take her late reservation, after all she's got an impressive career and many wealthy clients. Don't they understand she was too busy to make a reservation earlier?

[–]phallic_audio 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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You just had to make it hurt dontcha? Lol

[–]_DiscoNinja_ 4 points5 points  (3 children)

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Did I read that wrong or did "the Other Side" food rape her in this analogy?

[–]16 Endorsed Contributornicethingyoucanthave 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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You read that into the story. She wasn't forced to take the wiener. They simply made her pay money for it while the betas had apologized and let her walk

It symbolizes not putting up with her bullshit. She's never forced to eat

[–]_DiscoNinja_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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I just figured since Chili's kept bringing her steaks, and she kept refusing to pay for them, that payment is the sex that beta Chili's was looking for.

Following that interpretation, "the Other side" I took to be the smoke filled meat markets that cater to women on the other side of the wall and the guys that are into that sort of thing. When she refused to pay for her hot dog, they forced her to against her will. I.E. Food-raped, though commerce-raped makes more sense.

The fact that she later decided that she enjoyed the hot dog experience gave the ending a Japanese twist.

[–]drrtyfrrnr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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No, they just held her responsible. You ordered the food, you pay for it whether you eat it or not.

[–]0ringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I'd also suggest that she's offered the steakhouse before she heard of McFlings but dismissed it because it was too expensive, and not fun enough.

[–]Mightyskunk 41 points42 points  (5 children)

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Send this to that Jezebel blog.

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    [–]nem2k 5 points6 points  (3 children)

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    http://jezebel.com/

    "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. With a hamster wheel"

    [–]17 Endorsed Contributortrudatness 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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    Don't forget about the entitlement monkey.

    [–]nem2k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Indeed. I was mocking their tagline "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing."

    [–]17 Endorsed ContributorArchwinger 34 points35 points  (0 children)

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    Words cannot express the beauty of this metaphor. It is a crying shame that the people who need to read this most of all will never see it, and those that do will immediately say, "Wow, that piece of writing really does a good job describing those other people I know that aren't like me at all."

    [–]17 Endorsed ContributorHumanSockPuppet 33 points34 points  (3 children)

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    I think this was the most salient point:

    emotional malnutrition

    A woman's attitude towards sex and relationships is a lot like the modern human appetite. It evolved in an environment of scarcity, and is now malfunctioning in a new environment of abundance.

    In the old world, women were driven to secure the most suitable mate they could find. This hypergamous process was mitigated however by the scarcity of men and male attention (small tribes and little outside contact) and via social controls like shaming, peer monitoring, and the proximity of consequences.

    Nowadays male attention is dangerously over-abundant. A woman is just a tweet or Facebook post away from having an army of orbiters validate her.

    What's more: feminism has removed all of the social inhibitions once put in place to mitigate a woman's hypergamy: inhibitions created by men for the good of women (since women are often too enraptured by their feelings to think about long-term consequences of their actions).

    All of the old-world condescension that modern people decry as sexist: it was carefully calculated in order to keep female hypergamy in check.

    We can't do anything about the abundance of male attention through social media - just like we can't do much about the over-abundance of saturated fats and starchy carbohydrates. Those two things are a result of technological advancement and they won't just disappear.

    What we can do is develop "diets" which observe good emotional nutrition.

    I feel like a broken record saying this, but it is so crucial that I will say it again: you need to train the women in your life to have the right attitude. Unless they had a good father, they won't know what proper feminine behaviour looks like. And because women lack discipline and self-restraint, they will inevitably develop poor emotional eating habits without your guidance.

    Always reinforce and reward femininity, deference, compassion, tact, and her attempts to please you.

    It will surprise you at just how happy women become when structure, expectation, and rules are introduced to their lives. Women don't WANT the messy responsibility that comes with equality. They want to be protected, privileged, and loved - but what's more - they want to feel like they've EARNED that privilege, and they need YOU to provide that structure and discipline.

    It's time to put your women back on their proper diets.

    [–]MrStinky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    Always reinforce and reward femininity, deference, compassion, tact, and her attempts to please you

    This! Make sure you reward good behaviors and punish bad ones

    [–]1pcadrian 14 points15 points  (6 children)

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    Great read, especially the blog part. Source? Or you wrote it?

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

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    Written by Solomon II. Really good writer, but he just randomly dissapeared and deleted his blog.

    [–]ChaoticParadox 1 point2 points  (3 children)

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    Just disappeared without warning? Uh, we shouldn't so easily hand-wave this. That sounds pretty fuckin' fishy to me. What do you guys think?

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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    Didn't disappear as much as drop out of the scene since dalrock has supposedly been in contact with him after he closed up shop.

    [–]ChaoticParadox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    Just making sure we weren't dealing with another Feminist intervention.

    [–]The Private ManZamarski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    I've actually talked to the guy on the phone and via email... he's legit but quit blogging entirely for some very valid personal reasons unrelated to a relationship or women in general.

    [–]pavel_alekseyevich 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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    [–]Multicorn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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    This should go in the sidebar...

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

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    Betas don't drive minivans and take dates on 2 for one nights...that's called keeping it real cause a hoe ain't worth more than a 2 for one deal.

    [–]Murasa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    Hey man, you still gotta drop the mic!

    [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

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    I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this slice of fried gold

    [–]Party_Liquor 21 points22 points  (8 children)

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    My favorite part about this is that even when you strip away the sarcasm it's still the truth.

    Women who read this will get enraged with butt-hurt and scream misogyny and NAWALT. Women absolutely refuse to accept that this is an accurate depiction of reality. But, they don't like reality so it must be misogyny.

    [–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    Its always misogyny and patriarchy, it can't be reality because they have a vagina and that makes them important!!!

    [–]marushkababu 12 points13 points  (6 children)

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    I'm a woman who read this. And it rung so incredibly true ....I'm still reeling from it. Rather than being enraged or butt-hurt - I'm a little relieved. It put words to that discontent I've felt for the last half-year (I'm 25) - that I couldn't quite put my finger on until now.

    [–]greedo_posted_first 5 points6 points  (1 child)

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    If you're not already sub'd, /r/redpillwomen is a good place to ask questions from similarly minded women. You're always welcome here, but RPW is great for getting a grasp on how you feel.

    [–]marushkababu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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    Already sub'd there...I like to read both sides. Usually I'm just a lurker. Thanks

    [–]ufd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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    Yeah, that was pretty damn good!

    Just enough sarcasm, wit, truth and humour; a little something for everyone!

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (6 children)

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    There's an awful lot of gold in the Solomon archives. Anyone who hasn't read this before should read through this whole document:

    http://www.returnofkings.com/misc/The-Solomon-Group.pdf

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

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    Sadly it isn't the whole thing. No one made a copy of the whole thing except for Rollo and he decided not to share it.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorYouDislikeMyOpinion 3 points4 points  (4 children)

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    You're kidding. Rollo has the whole copy? Where did you get this information?

    I found some more of his stuff in the comment section here: http://www.returnofkings.com/1991/an-amazing-manosphere-blog-youve-never-seen

    Here is another pdf that has some of the stuff that's missing from the main pdf: https://anonfiles.com/file/66799fdd52786ab21cc7b4f8d9341a13

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    [–]30years 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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    Has anyone put the previous domain (whatever it is) into Amazon's Way Back Machine? It's possible all the content is archived. I would do it, but I don't know the URL to use.

    [–]Endorsed ContributorYouDislikeMyOpinion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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    I looked for about 15 minutes today, and I couldn't find it. If we could get the domain, I could probably dig up a couple of things.

    [–]trpill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    Let's see if you can dig up anything left. Some images that were hosted are AMAZING and great, if you can get those that would be great. I know wayback does not host images though.

    site is http://solomongroup.wordpress.com/

    update me if you find anything. :)

    [–]gohammer3 20 points21 points  (2 children)

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    I actually feel bad for Beta males who study and work hard that end up marrying used up whores, poor guys.

    [–]phallic_audio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    Well applebee's will soon realize that if they want a better clientele, they should stop opening doors to boyfriend mcbeetus. Sounds inhumane but boyfriend mcbeetuses never treated themselves in that regard anyway.

    [–]falcon_shark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    lol! Fuck you! I was just going to end up doing that. I was depressed and shit over the breakup and going nuts over why the fuck would she go and fuck her ex when she said "she never ever wanted to be back with him?". She doesn't know that I know she cheated. I've just stopped all contact. I grabbed a drink with ex's best friend and got the details. Then I read the red pill. Hated myself for a few days. Then I had this eureka moment! nowww! It actually makes sense. Now I'm fucking happy that I got out when I could.

    I have to thank this subreddit to save my life.

    [–]nSaneMadness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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    Is it too soon to call for an encore?

    [–]zxcvbnm000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    Dang.

    [–]the99percent1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    This was so good , I had to reread it again.

    [–]LouisWinthorpIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    Bravo, sir, Bravo.

    [–]Vodkas21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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    Good read. It's very inventive how it accurately describes the modern women in terms of restaurants.

    [–]No_DOX_for_you 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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    omfg. The second to last paragraph is gold. I'm in glee at the thought of some cunt rag who comes across this article and reads that.

    [–]8HourPower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    this is red pill brilliance

    [–]kzwrp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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    Nothing to add. Loved it!

    [–]otisofro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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    This is pure gold. Give me moar

    [–]zenoside217 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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    but every night at Chilis is 2 for 1... :/

    [–]valar-morghulis- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Doesn't this distinguish the "McFling" type men from the "Steakhouse" type when often they're one in the same at different points in their lives?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    shit man, that's just depressing.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    !lso, the true victim here is the beta bf. Don't be that guy.