So I was bored this weekend and decided to make an alternate Tinder account on one of my old phones, one in which I was the stereotypical douchebag only looking for ass, and made this apparent in my profile.
I put ONE picture of my torso as my profile picture, with no face/head shot at all. https://i.imgur.com/TODQumW.png
I swiped everyone right within 50 miles of me and this happened within literally 12 hours: https://i.imgur.com/eJXJpd2.png
I got almost 150 matches in less than a day and as I'm typing this matches keep rolling in, from just posting a picture of my semi-ripped body. I could be the ugliest motherfucker in the world but these girls don't care. They are as shallow as we are.
The point being - GO TO THE GYM. Women are thoroughly impressed by an in-shape guy right off the bat, even if you aren't charming/attractive/funny/intelligent - being in shape will get you halfway there.
Oh and as for the success rate of this: I have gotten about 15 messages from serious contenders, and my tuesday and thursday are booked for this week. Get on this. Now.