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[–]TheIronViking 122 points123 points  (3 children)

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One of the most dangerous normal types being the #fatpositive Snorlax equipped with leftovers.

[–]Medikamina 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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Belly-drum Body slam combination will wipe out pretty much anybody.

[–]ishi05 30 points31 points  (0 children)

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Also, if you find the pokemon type that you like early, with the proper training it will be WAY better at higher levels than those "raised in the wild." You know, the ones you keep knocking the fuck out while you're training your own...

[–]DrakeSaint 16 points17 points  (2 children)

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This is so getting to some "TRP IS BAD!" feminist Imgur compilation.

[–]sudoaptgetinstall2 11 points12 points  (1 child)

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DAE ALL RED PILL MEN ARE NECKBEARDS

[–]bama79rolltide 53 points54 points  (20 children)

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I have never played Pokemon, I know they are trading cards. I'm 35.

[–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 57 points58 points  (9 children)

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I was obsessed as a kid back in 1998.

[–]stevredpill 10 points11 points  (7 children)

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Which Trainer should we be like? Fck Brock.

[–]StillRedder 51 points52 points  (4 children)

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Gary. That nigga be rollin the pussy.

[–]ZeroOn 16 points17 points  (2 children)

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Actually this. Have you guys noticed how cocky Gary is, yet almost always he's got girls around him (and not in the way Ash has girls hanging around him).

[–]Thzae 21 points22 points  (1 child)

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Dude was like 13 years old riding around with bitches in a convertible. What a baller.

[–]ZeroOn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Getting pussy at 12 years of age. Ballin' so hard motherfuckers wanna find him...

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lollol this. The anime makes it seem like Ash is the good guy that wins in the end, but you think Gary gives a fuck that he didn't save the world? No he doesn't, he's too busy driving his convertible and fucking bitches.

[–]matt675 12 points13 points  (1 child)

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haha Brock...the original unfortunate beta

[–]EnlightenedAddict 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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That's what I thought, until I realized he's like 14.

[–]ericishere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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A kid in 1998, how old are you? 20-29?

Nvm just saw your reply a bit below. 24

[–]WillClickOnAnything 24 points25 points  (7 children)

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I'm 41 and groaned at the analogy but it's relevant, unfortunately.

[–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

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Ew dad stop reading my TRP posts! Im 24 so you could definitely be my dad.

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    [–]Magn3s1um 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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    It's actually kind of spot on. The crash diet shit, the middle class white girls being the worst, so true. Never thought about the crash diet but it's so true.

    [–]theredpillager 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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    I'm 34 and have no idea what I just read.

    [–]WillClickOnAnything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    The intarweb has corrupted me. Spend five minutes on reddit outside of TRP and you'll see it everywhere.

    [–]bama79rolltide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    I'm trying to follow along lol

    [–]Talkshitgethit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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    Same here, and a couple of years younger. I knew it was popular for kids back in the day.

    [–]JewSupremacist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    I'm 30 and played the first game at age 14. I enjoyed it but never had any desire to buy any more games after that.

    [–]kinklianekoff 12 points13 points  (2 children)

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    I had this thought on the shitter yesteryday. It kind of flips the script, but bear with me.

    An analogy for good plate spinning is being the uncatchable pokemon. They see this perfect specimen in tall grass and just got to catch it for it's obviously high level. Let them toss their pokeballs on you. You shrug that shit of like you're fucking Bulbasaur on roidrage. You attack them back and rapes all their shitty little gay pokemon like jigglypuff and clefairy. Being a caught pokemon is beta as fuck.

    [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

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    Tauros is alpha as fuck breaking out of safari balls

    [–]Shenanigans9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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    Don't even get me started on scyther.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

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    I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

    wait, does that analogy make us team rocket?

    [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

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    Team Rocket was always tryinh to kidnap and sell Pokemon. So as long as you are not involved in selling women into sex slavery, your not Team Rocket

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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    well that only makes me want to join team rocket now, I kid, I kid.

    [–]SillyAmerican 21 points22 points  (4 children)

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    good content aside lol...this is the type of post that riles up the haters.

    [–]greatGoD67 18 points19 points  (2 children)

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    I don't see a problem with it, I find that it keeps the community active, and it serves as comedic relief from the new guys' usual posts on here.

    And as they say, haters gon' hate.

    [–]1veggie_girl 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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    haters gon' hate

    Any press is good press when you hold frame and don't care. In the wise words of Drake:

    "Started off local but thanks to all the haters. I know G4 pilots on a first name basis."

    With every hate post and comment TRP receives from the outside, the more subscribers it gains from men who become curious as to how it's so effective at pissing off feminists.

    [–]SillyAmerican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    lets keep in mind that many of our subscribers are here to keep tabs on us. not all of the 60k + are red pillers. Many are people that just want a glimpse into how bad we are. But...by all means...pop some popcorn, pull up a chair, and hate away.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Which gives the subreddit more publicity which, thus far, has only driven up subscription counts. Especially when people realize we don't hate women, and we are aware of our vitriolic language. We just chose to not filter it because we assume we're all adults here who can handle having our delicate sensibilities challenged.

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                [–]averyawesome 8 points9 points  (5 children)

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                What can I do to show I'm not a shifty Pokémon then?

                [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

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                Be interesting to talk to, cook well and have real ambition. Also workout.

                [–]averyawesome 2 points3 points  (3 children)

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                I just don't want my type to be a turn off...

                [–]1niczar 3 points4 points  (2 children)

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                Well if you're trying you're definitely not the wrong type. Selfishness/solipsism is usually the problem.

                [–]averyawesome 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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                Thanks. I honestly love helping people so I hope noone thinks I'm selfish

                [–]mzog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                Sounds like a Chansey.

                Normal type. Can learn helping hand. I'd catch that.

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                  [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 15 points16 points  (9 children)

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                  I was really into pokemon growing up. I played those games for 4 years so I definitely have some nostalgia.

                  [–]mclorie 8 points9 points  (6 children)

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                  It's funny what sticks in your mind. My knowledge of something I did as a child seems to be encyclopaedic despite the information being useless. I remember way more about Pokémon than I would care to admit.

                  [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 36 points37 points  (4 children)

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                  Childrens brains absorb information better thats why they pick up new languages so fast. Unfortunately we wasted that capacity on Pokemon.

                  [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

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                  I can't tell you how sad that makes me.

                  Can I speak three languages? Nope. Can I name all the presidents in order? Nope. Can I recognize all 150 pokemon, with detailed weaknesses and such? Yup.

                  [–]Zran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                  OMG this makes me remember countless hours pouring of a list of their names! Baulbasaur, Ivysaur, Venasaur...

                  [–]mclorie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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                  And Bruce Lee movies. Your post history is astounding btw.

                  [–]SovereignsUnknown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                  not entirely true. I started playing pokemon to meet girls.

                  in my age group (18-22), the largest demographic of pokemon fans are girls, with a reasonable amount of pretty ones. My current plan is to start a "pokemon league" at my university and basically just fuck my way through it like a DD Rayquaza through an NU team

                  [–]TurgidMeatWand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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                  I never played Pokemon in any form, watched maybe 2 or 3 cartoons, yet I understand a fair bit about just because it's constantly blasted over the internet like background radiation .

                  Internet=porn>pokemon>youtube>facebook>everything else.

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                    [–]justblaze5687 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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                    Bra-fucking-vo sir. Well put and so wonderful. Already shared with several friends.

                    [–]Counter423 2 points3 points  (1 child)

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                    Nice lol.

                    I need rare candies to make these level 16 pokemon evolve.

                    [–]CapitalG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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                    All-time favorite TRP post. So much nostalgia came rushing back.

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                      [–]648262 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                      I can't believe you made a Pokemon post. Funny stuff and very correct pedagogy. To learn; it's not "whats TRP?", it's "whats TRP like?"

                      [–]Chirp_Downvote_Celly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                      To Train Them is My Cause: No matter how much you train a shitty Pokemon its going to be shitty.

                      slayed me

                      [–]jethreezy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                      Only GLO can still get this much love on a repost. Respect yo.

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                        [–]McMurphyCrazy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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                        literally the shit

                        Uh...I remember playing the card game and watched TV show....there was no feces.

                        [–]trp52 1 point2 points  (9 children)

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                        Can you discuss

                        You cant be too much of an authoritarian dick or a pussy pushover, there is a balance and you have to find what works.

                        Or help me find something that discusses this. I'm currently wondering if I'm being too over-protective and over demanding.

                        [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

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                        I really think that game should be calibrated to the woman. In general asshole game has to be toned down somewhat around shy asian girls and is much more necessary with low income women.

                        [–]Bammer1386 14 points15 points  (5 children)

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                        This is key, especially with shy Asian women. They take negs to heart, and they see over the top silliness as being cute and eat it up. Most Americanized Asians on the other hand, make middle class American white women look like angels.

                        [–]Abreseyes 0 points1 point  (3 children)

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                        Hey, there's a girl I know she's from Taiwan but been in the UK 3 years, she's bookish type and focused on getting a good job, doesn't drink.

                        I'm having trouble getting her out on a date, any tips?

                        [–]Cookiest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        Not being flippant. Start a convo with her and in the middle of a high point ask her if she wants to grab coffee. At coffee ask her out on a date to dinner.

                        [–]Bammer1386 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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                        She's probably an international student, right? I've heard it over and over from the international student girls I've dated, you just have to be persistent. Asian dating culture hasnt been raped by feminism yet, and is the reason why you see goofy ass white dudes with pretty asian girlfriends. Are you trying to bang her or LTR her? Asian women know the stereotypes of western relationships. 90% of them can't fathom the concept of fuck buddies. Sometimes Asian women just aren't into western men, but some are and just don't know it yet. Get to know Taiwanese culture, learn some Chinese, and use that as a rapport builder with her. International students like that a lot. Be silly and ridiculous, Asian women eat up funny faces and cutsy crap like that. You're going to feel blue pill/beta/whatever but the idea of alpha male is very different to Asian women. That doesn't mean you can't be confident. Inner game is still very applicable no matter where a woman is from. Also, if tou score a date, go somewhere she's comfortable with...go get some boba tea. Taiwanese girls love that shit! You might have to be less straightforward with the kino. Keep kino a little more innocent, but gauge the situation accordingly.

                        [–]Abreseyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                        Thanks man that's gold.I agree on the persistance definitely different to chasing some princess who is only interested in stoking her own ego.

                        I'll keep the date low key, something like bowling and see how it goes.

                        [–]tarokuntei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                        Except Indonesian women. If you are a white guy who acts over the top silly that is a MASSIVE turn off. I blame Islam.

                        Source: Spent seven years in Indonesia.

                        [–]Turkerthelurker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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                        You need to be a bit more specific. Over-protective when? Over-demanding about what?

                        Generally, early on in a relationship you want to give them just enough rope to hang themselves, so to speak. Being controlling is a beta behavior, for instance. She may stop seeing her friends a few times because you are controlling and afraid she'll leave you or cheat on you, but if it's going to happen it's going to happen eventually.

                        You are much better off finding out a girl's nature as quickly as possible.

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                        Krauser's advanced day game text lists girls by type and has little passages about how to treat them. Basically you group girls into different sterotypes like imaginary characters (or even pokemon) to give you something to start off with until you get real details going about her. It is a very entertaining and informative read, though it has a ridiculously high price.

                        [–]NoLongerSisyphus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        They will also electrocute you. Truth.

                        [–]demonon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        It's zapdos lol. Not zapados.

                        [–]Abreseyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        Never played Pokemon but the video game analogy is a good one, it's crazy the amount of hours I'd spend smithing on Skyrim just to level up.

                        Just gotta take that approach to life.

                        [–]animestory99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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                        Wait - why are white, middle-class women the worst?

                        [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        They are the most entitled

                        [–]Zran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        As aforementioned new guy this shit makes perfect sense. I mean yes the pill is bitter but isn't that the way it's meant to be? This post is TRPs entire philosophy, at least for those of us preferring LTRs.

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                        If women are pokemon, you are Youngster Joey buddy.

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                        Reddit feminists are zubats, if you go in their caves they will all flock to you. You may catch one just for the sake of completing your pokedex and you're probably going to try it out in combat. But soon enough you'll realise it's shit and you'll put it in your box, never taking it out again.

                        Next time your in a cave you'll use your max repel, TRP references, and you'll never encounter a zubat again.

                        [–]hohamocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                        If you catch a golbat/radical feminist though, you're in for a nice battle-times/ fuck times in bed.

                        [–]bbidabbong 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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                        I traveled a lot of world and lived in diverse countries. Had pokemons from each continent. Short experiences

                        German girls = best for spinning plates. Good looking, smart, educated, rich, and sluts. Never marry her.

                        African \ black = they want money and sex. If you are a bit beta you are gone. They fuck good. With them be really direct about what you want.

                        Girls from states or UK: fucking feminist bitches which I cant stand. I had one from NY, and one from Bristol. If they were only women in the world I would gone asexual.

                        Turkish \ Ex yugoslavia: also on the top. Good looking womens. Force you to be a man. To have or keep her you have to be alpha. Material possessions help. Beware of their Turkish and Balkan guys since we are pretty alpha and I saw lot of UK or American guys getting beaten. Do not try to outgame them, if there is a guy just move on or be ready for anything.

                        Asians: still didn't get them. A bit. Any advice will help.

                        Polish girls: look under Turkish \ Ex yu. Good looking but require really alpha guy. If you cant drink half bottle vodka and still keep your frame stay away.

                        For now I have best experience with African and Ex yu women. Keep her in place and she obey, but still they kept love for traditional family, which I want my wife to have one day.

                        The worst experience is from US or UK women. I am really sorry for you guys and no wonder majority of red pill community is UK or US guys. They so much require you to be "right", in the same time they are drunk sluts behaving as they like, they dont respect nobody, specially outside of her home cou.ntry, they are entitled, judgmental, quite chubby, and damn they are something like feminist police watch. Maybe I am pushing it too much, all in all not once I had urgent to slap stupid cunt.

                        Ok I had one great experience from Connecticut.

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                        Right... Take any opportunity to talk about your imaginary sex life.

                        [–]bbidabbong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                        Take any opportunity to deny that someone, somewhere, is living your dreams.

                        [–]RealityIsAHypothesis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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                        First vid linked is deleted :/ What was it?

                        [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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                        A video explaining Pokemon for those who dont know.

                        [–]LibertarianLibertine 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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                        Follow you... on Twitter? I can't stand Twitter.

                        [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

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                        Im playing around with the idea of starting a youtube. So maybe wait gor that?

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                              [–]BoyMeetsHarem 0 points1 point  (2 children)

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                              For the old farts like me, are these things like the old Garbage Pail Kids or Baseball cards or something? Is it a game, or do you just collect and trade them?

                              [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

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                              Its a game where you manage a team of fighting animals. You have to increase their fighting skills and get the best ones.

                              [–]BoyMeetsHarem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                              Huh, that sounds like something I would have actually enjoyed as a kid. Thanks GLO.

                              [–]AntiMage_II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                              And much like Pokemon, you must battle everyday, to claim your rightful place.

                              [–]hohamocha 0 points1 point  (19 children)

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                              What's the master ball then?

                              I would put it as steroids/ tren.

                              [–]JustMadeYouYawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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                              The master ball is being naturally tall, good looking, athletic, smart, well spoken, charming, and socially aware. Oh yea, I forgot about the part about being a natural born leader. If you have these traits, you can capture a Mewtwo without breaking a sweat.

                              [–]16 Endorsed ContributorGayLubeOil[S] -1 points0 points  (17 children)

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                              Taking AAS will make you obsess about working out. Your time at social gatherings will take a hit. Also Tren dick. Not really a masterball.

                              [–]hohamocha 1 point2 points  (12 children)

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                              Just take cabergoline or pramipexole and mess with the raito of Test E and Tren Ace so you have equal Tren Ace as Test E (1:1). It seems like a lot of guys have a positive feedback when they do 200mg Tren Ace and 150 mg Test- E

                              [–]Jooceyjooce 1 point2 points  (11 children)

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                              Always run tren higher than test. 250 of test and 700 tren is ideal. I feel like god right now.

                              [–]hohamocha 0 points1 point  (10 children)

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                              Tren is the boss while test is its little bitch/second in charge

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                              You know, I used to think it couldn't get much better than test+orals, but man was I wrong. Tren is fucking amazing. I'm only on my fourth day, and I've been shattering PRs in the gym on a serious cut. It's probably going to be in every cycle from now on, but I'm gonna have to get the enanthate ester. The acetate is proving to be a bit too much pip for my loins.

                              [–]hohamocha 0 points1 point  (8 children)

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                              yeah i dont like orals. Too risky for the liver. Would rather inject. Remember to do your PCT man

                              [–]Jooceyjooce 0 points1 point  (7 children)

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                              I blast and cruise, so no worries there.

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                              Tren Ace gets out of your system a lot faster than tren enanthate. But sides are more evident on tren enanthate, would be careful about that. It takes a few weeks for tren enanthate to get outta your system, while it takes 3-5 days for tren ace to get out.

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                              Thanks? I know all this, dude. I cruise on Test E year round, and I'm currently blasting tren ace and epistane. My next run with tren may have to be with enanthate. The PIP from this TA is ridiculous.

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                                  [–]sergei--simonov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  [–]spacecase89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  Haha, this has been my exact thought for the last month

                                  [–]aOs_Student 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  Wow I never thought I'd see the day GLO comparing pokemon and women. Love your post man! The analogy fits perfectly.

                                  [–]joshsoowong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  This post is wonderful thanks OP

                                  [–]abcd_z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  Ready to feel old? Pokemon was released on American soil 15 years ago.

                                  [–]drimadethistocomment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  Something something dragon ball z trp advice

                                  [–]Idontlikekarmawhores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  This is a great analogy, love it bro!

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                                  Cause you gotta catch em all

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                                  There are tons of different kinds of women out there, but you only know what kind you like if you fuck all of them.

                                  Wait, what? I thought you have sex because you like the person and thus chose them, not choose to be with them because of the sex.

                                  [–]JustSoha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  best thing that i read here.

                                  [–]Grainslol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                  Zapados and Mewtwo arn't cunts, for knocking out your whole party and breaking free of your Pokeballs.

                                  Masterball = Rape

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                                  Who avoids getting a weedle? It evolves into Beedrill. Now all you need is a venomoth, volcarona, galvantula, yanma and shedinja to have a perfect bug team. The only draw back is that currently no bug pokemon can learn surf. So you are going to have to break the perfect team for some lesser, non-bug, pokemon.

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                                    [–]AbsoluteAltitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                    Your posts are always worth the read, and the comedic relief is on point...but god damn you're out there, GLO

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                                    I've learned a great sex technique from pokemon... I keep on hitting women with my Great Balls during sex... guys, am I doing it right?

                                    [–]t21spectre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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                                    No, the default subs are over there--->

                                    And silly joke posts for Karma belong there, not here.